Why Vote for the Community Organizer ?

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    1) You even have to ask who you should vote for? What are you, some kind of racist?

    2) Obviously Republicans hate women like Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann! Wait, bad examples...ahm, let's see, they kill female babies, put women's faces on pinatas and beat them, and degrade women by drawing them with penises in their mouth! That's still us? Geeze, uh...war on women! Move on to the next item! Hurry, hurry!

    3) Mormons are scary! Ooooh, magic underwear! Multiple wives! They probably hate black people and were behind something or another awful that happened 150 years ago!

    4) Obama did lots of great things besides killing Obama! I just don't want to talk about any of those things right now, for no particular reason!

    5) Did you know Mitt Romney is a Republican? You're going to vote for a Republican? Seriously? Everybody in my lesbian studies class at Berkeley always says, "no" when I ask that question.

    6) Barack Obama evolved on gay marriage unlike Mitt Romney who flip flops on things!

    7) It's George Bush's fault! What is? Uh....everything bad while Obama is responsible for everything good!

    8) Mitt Romney is REALLY rich unlike Barack Obama who is just worth 7-8 million dollars, has 40k a plate fund raisers with celebrities, and goes on lavish vacations every 2 1/2 months.

    9) Mitt Romney is mean! Republicans are mean! You're mean -- unless you vote for Barack Obama, which makes you nice!

    10) Rush Limbaugh. Sarah Palin. Glenn Beck. Andrew Breitbart. Case closed!

    11) According to Joe Biden, he's the, "first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man."

    12) Did you see how good that guy was at reading speeches off of a teleprompter back in 2008? That was really something, wasn't it? Now it's all kind of dull, but, he might get better again.

    13) Mitt Romney once put his dog on the roof of his car so he could go along with the family on vacation instead of humanely eating him as Barack Obama would have undoubtedly done in the same circumstances.

    14) 50 years ago, when he was in high school, Mitt Romney may or may not have cut some kid's hair. You really want to reward that kind of behavior with the presidency?

    15) Obama has driven up gas prices which encourages people to buy more electric cars....ehr, wait, this is for an environmental group, right?

    16) Do you know how SAD it would make Chris Matthews if Obama lost? How could you do that to him?

    17) Did I mention you're racist if you don't vote for Obama? Even if I did, it never hurts to bring it up twice, does it?

    18) If you want to stick it to those Wall Street jerks who've given Barack Obama more money than any candidate in history for no reason whatsoever, vote for Bo!

    19) Barack Obama is the first gay President! Not literally gay, mind you -- well, unless that would make you more likely to vote for him, in which case, depending on who you believe, he may be gay.

    20) You don't want the Jackie Robinson of American politics to get sent back to the minors just because he can't hit, he can't field, and he can't throw do you? Think what a setback that would be to black Americans!

    The Top 20 Reasons To Vote For Barack Obama In 2012 According To Liberals - John Hawkins - Townhall Conservative Columnists
     
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    Sokar Yippiekiyay, mother****er

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    I find your views intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
     
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    Jesus was a community organizer. Pilate was a governor. Do we really need to know anything else? :eusa_angel:
     
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    LOL, good post. :D
     
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    Sokar Yippiekiyay, mother****er

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    You mean other than the fact that neither were ever presidents?
     
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    21) To make damn sure Mitt Romney gets nowhere near the White House.
     
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    In re your avatar. Everytime I see that on a bumper sticker, the only thing it says to me is, "Yes we did fail America". Nothing at all to be proud of if you ask me.

    Immie
     
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    Yea and Jesus was sentenced to death.
     
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    Like Obama sentencing America to death.
     
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    Fortunately, I didn't ask you.
     

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