Why the warning from Jesus?

[Neubarth]

Mat 24:16 "Then those in Judea must flee to the hills.
Mat 24:17 A person outside the house must not go inside to pack.
Mat 24:18 A person in the field must not return even to get a coat.
Mat 24:19 How terrible it will be for pregnant women and for mothers nursing their babies in those days.
Mat 24:20 And pray that your flight will not be in winter or on the Sabbath.
Mat 24:21 For that will be a time of greater horror than anything the world has ever seen or will ever see again.
Mat 24:22 In fact, unless that time of calamity is shortened, the entire human race will be destroyed. But it will be shortened for the sake of God's chosen ones.

In this passage from Matthew, Jesus was warning the citizens of Jerusalem

1. To head for the caves because it was going to be a hot day.
2. Telling people to take an early flight as the later ones would all be booked over capacity.
3. Telling women not to get pregnant.
4. Warning of a possible nuclear attack against Israel after it was reformed as a country in the Later Days of the Earth.

 

[del]

Mat 24:16 "Then those in Judea must flee to the hills.
Mat 24:17 A person outside the house must not go inside to pack.
Mat 24:18 A person in the field must not return even to get a coat.
Mat 24:19 How terrible it will be for pregnant women and for mothers nursing their babies in those days.
Mat 24:20 And pray that your flight will not be in winter or on the Sabbath.
Mat 24:21 For that will be a time of greater horror than anything the world has ever seen or will ever see again.
Mat 24:22 In fact, unless that time of calamity is shortened, the entire human race will be destroyed. But it will be shortened for the sake of God's chosen ones.

In this passage from Matthew, Jesus was warning the citizens of Jerusalem

1. To head for the caves because it was going to be a hot day.
2. Telling people to take an early flight as the later ones would all be booked over capacity.
3. Telling women not to get pregnant.
4. Warning of a possible nuclear attack against Israel after it was reformed as a country in the Later Days of the Earth.

too bad he didn't warn us about you, loon.

 

[dilloduck]

I miss his nipples

 

[del]

I miss his nipples

tramp

 

[Neubarth]

Mat 24:16 "Then those in Judea must flee to the hills.
Mat 24:17 A person outside the house must not go inside to pack.
Mat 24:18 A person in the field must not return even to get a coat.
Mat 24:19 How terrible it will be for pregnant women and for mothers nursing their babies in those days.
Mat 24:20 And pray that your flight will not be in winter or on the Sabbath.
Mat 24:21 For that will be a time of greater horror than anything the world has ever seen or will ever see again.
Mat 24:22 In fact, unless that time of calamity is shortened, the entire human race will be destroyed. But it will be shortened for the sake of God's chosen ones.

In this passage from Matthew, Jesus was warning the citizens of Jerusalem

1. To head for the caves because it was going to be a hot day.
2. Telling people to take an early flight as the later ones would all be booked over capacity.
3. Telling women not to get pregnant.
4. Warning of a possible nuclear attack against Israel after it was reformed as a country in the Later Days of the Earth.

too bad he didn't warn us about you, loon.

You people who openly worship Satan will get your punishment soon enough. JHVH is not pleased with you and your disgusting kind.

 

[del]

Mat 24:16 "Then those in Judea must flee to the hills.
Mat 24:17 A person outside the house must not go inside to pack.
Mat 24:18 A person in the field must not return even to get a coat.
Mat 24:19 How terrible it will be for pregnant women and for mothers nursing their babies in those days.
Mat 24:20 And pray that your flight will not be in winter or on the Sabbath.
Mat 24:21 For that will be a time of greater horror than anything the world has ever seen or will ever see again.
Mat 24:22 In fact, unless that time of calamity is shortened, the entire human race will be destroyed. But it will be shortened for the sake of God's chosen ones.

In this passage from Matthew, Jesus was warning the citizens of Jerusalem

1. To head for the caves because it was going to be a hot day.
2. Telling people to take an early flight as the later ones would all be booked over capacity.
3. Telling women not to get pregnant.
4. Warning of a possible nuclear attack against Israel after it was reformed as a country in the Later Days of the Earth.

too bad he didn't warn us about you, loon.

You people who openly worship Satan will get your punishment soon enough. JHVH is not pleased with you and your disgusting kind.

go fuck yourself, hater

 

[Neubarth]

All hell is coming to the Earth in a few more months. Get a front row ticket and enjoy the show.

 

[dilloduck]

All hell is coming to the Earth in a few more months. Get a front row ticket and enjoy the show.

only if you bring back the nipple avatar---no nips--no ticket

 

[xotoxi]

In this passage from Matthew, Jesus was warning the citizens of Jerusalem

1. To head for the caves because it was going to be a hot day.
2. Telling people to take an early flight as the later ones would all be booked over capacity.
3. Telling women not to get pregnant.
4. Warning of a possible nuclear attack against Israel after it was reformed as a country in the Later Days of the Earth.

Jesus knew about air travel and nuclear warfare?

 

[xotoxi]

Mat 24:16 "Then those in Judea must flee to the hills.
Mat 24:17 A person outside the house must not go inside to pack.
Mat 24:18 A person in the field must not return even to get a coat.
Mat 24:19 How terrible it will be for pregnant women and for mothers nursing their babies in those days.
Mat 24:20 And pray that your flight will not be in winter or on the Sabbath.
Mat 24:21 For that will be a time of greater horror than anything the world has ever seen or will ever see again.
Mat 24:22 In fact, unless that time of calamity is shortened, the entire human race will be destroyed. But it will be shortened for the sake of God's chosen ones.

When was that written?

You'd think that you'd be able to come up with a more recent link...at least within the past 2-3 years!

 

[xotoxi]

All hell is coming to the Earth in a few more months. Get a front row ticket and enjoy the show.

HELL YEAH, MUTHAFUCKA!!!

 

[Quantum Windbag]

19 reasons why God torched Jesus

 

[Neubarth]

All hell is coming to the Earth in a few more months. Get a front row ticket and enjoy the show.

only if you bring back the nipple avatar---no nips--no ticket

You are going to hell! Besides, my avatar is better than yours is and God approves of my avatar and my faith in Him.

 

[dilloduck]

All hell is coming to the Earth in a few more months. Get a front row ticket and enjoy the show.

only if you bring back the nipple avatar---no nips--no ticket

You are going to hell! Besides, my avatar is better than yours is and God approves of my avatar and my faith in Him.

I'm going to repent 1 second before the final bell tolls.
Bring back Barth nips !!

 

[xotoxi]

...God approves of my avatar...

Please provide proof of above claim.

Otherwise, we are going to start thinking that you are crazy.

 

[Neubarth]

19 reasons why God torched Jesus

It was a direct warning from God to give up all of this God is Love CRAPPOLA!

God does not like that. He is a God of Hate and is proud of it. He loves those people who hate the same things that He hates.

When God wiped out the Egyptians, He showed what He could do in Anger.

When God told the Israelites to go "Into the Promised Land and SLAY all of the inhabitants thereof" He was not fooling. He hated those people and they needed to be killed, man woman and child and their goats and dogs and cows, too.

 

[dilloduck]

even chickens ?

 

[del]

even chickens ?

especially chickens

 

[Quantum Windbag]

even chickens ?

especially chickens

Those "Muslim" chickens are really crazy.

 

[xotoxi]

even chickens ?

especially chickens

Hell roasted chickens are the BEST!!!

With a little Sweet Baby Rays...MOTHERFUCK!