Why the warning from Jesus?

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    Mat 24:16 "Then those in Judea must flee to the hills.
    Mat 24:17 A person outside the house must not go inside to pack.
    Mat 24:18 A person in the field must not return even to get a coat.
    Mat 24:19 How terrible it will be for pregnant women and for mothers nursing their babies in those days.
    Mat 24:20 And pray that your flight will not be in winter or on the Sabbath.
    Mat 24:21 For that will be a time of greater horror than anything the world has ever seen or will ever see again.
    Mat 24:22 In fact, unless that time of calamity is shortened, the entire human race will be destroyed. But it will be shortened for the sake of God's chosen ones.

    In this passage from Matthew, Jesus was warning the citizens of Jerusalem

    1. To head for the caves because it was going to be a hot day.
    2. Telling people to take an early flight as the later ones would all be booked over capacity.
    3. Telling women not to get pregnant.
    4. Warning of a possible nuclear attack against Israel after it was reformed as a country in the Later Days of the Earth.
     
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    too bad he didn't warn us about you, loon.
     
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    You people who openly worship Satan will get your punishment soon enough. JHVH is not pleased with you and your disgusting kind.
     
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    All hell is coming to the Earth in a few more months. Get a front row ticket and enjoy the show.
     
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    only if you bring back the nipple avatar---no nips--no ticket
     
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    Jesus knew about air travel and nuclear warfare?
     
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    When was that written?

    You'd think that you'd be able to come up with a more recent link...at least within the past 2-3 years!
     

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