Why did God wait so long

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    to put us here? We have only been here less than0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the earth's existence.
    Why did God put the violent dinosaurs that ate each other here first?
     
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    It took him that long to get the place ready for us....
     
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    If geologic time were compressed into one calendar year, humankind sprouted about 3 minutes before midnight.
     
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    Wanted to make sure we had enough oil?
     
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    *Lola* God... works on the outside of our recognizable time. It seems so ridiculous sometimes after having gone days without paying attention to the clock on the wall to then have to be conformed by it. Some of us find it impossible...
     
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    He gets off on shit like that. He thought it was hilarious. Right up there with leprosy and polio.
     
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    Because He was busy creating everything else?

    You usually do leave the final creation to the end.
     
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    Now I do not care who you are, THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    God must have been on ths short bus then.
     
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    the dinosaurs thought they were his final creation.

    We are but another step. His next creation will thrive on Co2 and mercury.
     

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