"Why Aren't Christians More Like Jesus!?!?"--A Blistering BB Article

More often than not Protestants, Evans and fundamentalist quote verses from Paul instead of Jesus.

That or the Devil.
It's not a Christian belief to support greed, war mongering & help the rich get richer.

Protestants tend to believe in greed & war anyways.
Which verse in their bible is that?

Slobnazi is really good with Mein Kampf, but doesn't have any actual knowledge of the Bible.

Anybody who thinks greed & helping the Rich get Richer is a Christ or Biblical value must be awfully insane, or very ignorant.

So, before Vatican II, Catholics were PROHIBITED from reading the Bible. Seems the Vatican wanted to keep the masses ignorant.

I can't think of any body more ignorant than British Protestants.
And
I only know one people more evil the Synagogue of Satan.
 
Haven't read this.
But,
My guess is because Germany's enemies of Poland & Czechs were Catholic.
Not a bad guess at all. It is more encompassing than that as it goes back to a time when there was no separation between Church and State. The common people were beginning to grasp the idea that power and decision-making should not just reside in the hand of the Nobles and the Church. They, and not the Church, should be able to decide for themselves what the rules and beliefs are.

Today, we are so used to separation of Church and State--and democracy over aristocracy--we can barely imagine living in a time where we look around and see that most of the wealth is in the hands of the Church and the Aristocracy. And so was all the power. The uncharitable would say the mob wanted wealth and power, too! Those more charitable (and logical) would see the unfairness of wealth and power being retained by the few, and the rest getting so little of either. In many respects, a good man who had severe personal issues (as many of us do) was used. He came to see this later, but I don't think he had any overwhelming regrets.

Gee, I thought he just wanted to get married.
 
The Chosen people are Catholics.
Especially ones in the Levant.

What you call Jew is a matter of semantics

They are the Synagogue of Satan the anti-Christs.

:rofl:

That is some of the dumbest shit I have ever heard.

Even for a Nazi you are astoundingly ignorant.

The Catholic church arose as a Roman Emperor suffered a string of defeats, particularly at the hands of Huns and Slavs, the very people you claim to be part of. Core support in Rome was failing due to his consistent military defeats. So Constantine staged a psuedo event. He found a weak force that could be easily defeated, claimed that the Christian God struck a bargain with him (as if an ACTUAL God would need to do so) and granted him victory for changing the religion of Rome. It was a cynical political move, but it worked.

The Catholic church arose from fraud. Whatever good or bad it did later, the roots are rotten.
 
I cannot put it any better than these fine folks at Babylon Bee, so here it is in its entirety. I would guess this is in response to the Twitter storms this week regarding the ICE raids and Jesus--but who knows. This is timeless:

(PS Unbelievers: THIS IS SATIRE)

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Christians these days are just the worst. They are always taking stances on divisive issues like abortion and marriage and constantly have a lot of people angry at them. This is so unlike the person they’re supposed to be emulating -- Jesus, a cool dude whom everyone loved.

Now, I’ve never read the Bible (I think Jesus would agree not to waste time on really old books when there are much lighter, more uplifting alternatives available on Audible), but my impression is that he was this really nice guy who went around giving everybody great self-esteem, telling people, “Hey, keep doing whatever you’re doing. You’re great and are going to Heaven.” That’s why everyone loves Jesus: because he told people they’re all great the way they are and don’t need to change. I don’t know where Christians got this idea that people need to sacrifice their old way of living and follow some exclusive Savior to get to Heaven, but it doesn’t sound very Jesus-like to me.

In fact, if Jesus were around today, I’ll bet he’d tell Christians to “chill out” on all their narrow morality that upsets people and accept whatever people feel like doing because it’s all good. The only thing he might challenge people to change is to try more socialism. The main thing to keep in mind is that if you’re making people upset, you’re not being like Jesus, who only made everyone happy.

Christians Should Be More Like Jesus, Who Was Loved By Everybody And Never Divisive
Remember, when it comes to WWJD, whipping and tossing tables is well within the options available.
 
Because the Protestants follow Paul and to hell with Jesus.

You don't know the first thing about the Bible. I know enough to know that is true, Jackboots.

Ask me a question??

Was Jesus the son of god or a prophet, somewhat less of a prophet than Muhammad? :dunno:

According to the Holy Qur'an, He was neither. The following verses from the Qur'an show that Muslims do not accept Jesus as the son God (M.H. Shakir Translation):

The Women

[4.157]. And their saying: Surely we have killed the Messiah, Isa [Jesus] son of Marium, the apostle of Allah; and they did not kill him nor did they crucify him, but it appeared to them so (like Isa) and most surely those who differ therein are only in a doubt about it; they have no knowledge respecting it, but only follow a conjecture, and they killed him not for sure.

[4.171] O followers of the Book! do not exceed the limits in your religion, and do not speak (lies) against Allah, but (speak) the truth; the Messiah, Isa [Jesus] son of Marium is only an apostle of Allah and His Word which He communicated to Marium and a spirit from Him; believe therefore in Allah and His apostles, and say not, Three. Desist, it is better for you; Allah is only one God; far be It from His glory that He should have a son, whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth is His, and Allah is sufficient for a Protector.

The Dinner Table

[5.17] Certainly they disbelieve who say: Surely, Allah-- He is the Messiah, son of Marium. Say: Who then could control anything as against Allah when He wished to destroy the Messiah son of Marium and his mother and all those on the earth? And Allah's is the kingdom of the heavens and the earth and what is between them; He creates what He pleases; and Allah has power over all things.

[5.72] Certainly they disbelieve who say: Surely Allah, He is the Messiah, son of Marium; and the Messiah said: O Children of Israel! serve Allah, my Lord and your Lord. Surely whoever associates (others) with Allah, then Allah has forbidden to him the garden, and his abode is the fire; and there shall be no helpers for the unjust.

[5.75] The Messiah, son of Marium is but an apostle; apostles before him have indeed passed away; and his mother was a truthful woman; they both used to eat food. See how We make the communications clear to them, then behold, how they are turned away.

The Cattle

[6.100] And they make the jinn associates with Allah, while He created them, and they falsely attribute to Him sons and daughters without knowledge; glory be to Him, and highly exalted is He above what they ascribe (to Him).

[6.101] Wonderful Originator of the heavens and the earth! How could He have a son when He has no consort, and He (Himself) created everything, and He is the Knower of all things.

The Immunity

[9.30]. And the Jews say: Uzair is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah destroy them; how they are turned away!

[9.31] They have taken their doctors of law and their monks for lords besides Allah, and (also) the Messiah son of Marium and they were enjoined that they should serve one God only, there is no god but He; far from His glory be what they set up (with Him).

Jonah

[10.68]. They say: Allah has taken a son (to Himself)! Glory be to Him: He is the Self-sufficient: His is what is in the heavens and what is in the earth; you have no authority for this; do you say against Allah what you do not know?

The Children of Israel

[17.111] And say: (All) praise is due to Allah, Who has not taken a son and Who has not a partner in the kingdom, and Who has not a helper to save Him from disgrace; and proclaim His greatness magnifying (Him).

The Cave

[18.4] And warn those who say: Allah has taken a son.

Marium

[19.35] It beseems not Allah that He should take to Himself a ! son, glory to be Him; when He has decreed a matter He only says to it "Be," and it is.

[19.92] And it is not worthy of the Beneficent God that He should take (to Himself) a son.

The Prophets

[21.26] And they say: The Beneficent God has taken to Himself a ! son. Glory be to Him. Nay! they are honored servants.The Believers

[23.91] Never did Allah take to Himself a son, and never was there with him any (other) god-- in that case would each god have certainly taken away what he created, and some of them would certainly have overpowered others; glory be to Allah above what they describe!



The Ranks

[61.6] And when Isa son of Marium said: O children of Israel! surely I am the apostle of Allah to you, verifying that which is before me of the Taurat and giving the good news of an Apostle who will come after me, his name being Ahmad, but when he came to them with clear arguments they said: This is clear magic.

I may have missed a few, but I think you get the gist of what I have attempted to present. There can be no doubt that Muslims accept Jesus only as a prophet, not as the son of God. Now, as far as the suggestion the Prophet Jesus is inferior to Muhammad, the Qur'an says otherwise. According to the Qur'an Muhammad was only a prophet and all prophets, including Jesus (Isa in Arabic) were equal. The only distinction that Muhammad claimed is that he is the last of the prophets. Here are the relevant verses from the Qur'an (M.H. Shakir Translation).

The Cow

[2.136] Say: We believe in Allah and (in) that which had been revealed to us, and (in) that which was revealed to Ibrahim and Ismail and Ishaq and Yaqoub and the tribes, and (in) that which was given to Musa and Isa, and (in) that which was given to the prophets from their Lord, we do not make any distinction between any of them, and to Him do we submit.



The Family of Imran

[3.144] And Muhammad is no more than an apostle; the apostles have already passed away before him; if then he dies or is killed will you turn back upon your heels? And whoever turns back upon his heels, he will by no means do harm to Allah in the least and Allah will reward the grateful.

[3.84] Say: We believe in Allah and what has been revealed to us, and what was revealed to Ibrahim and Ismail and Ishaq and Yaqoub and the tribes, and what was given to Musa and Isa and to the prophets from their Lord; we do not make any distinction between any of them, and to Him do we submit.

The Women

[4.163] Surely We have revealed to you as We revealed to Nuh, and the prophets after him, and We revealed to Ibrahim and Ismail and Ishaq and Yaqoub and the tribes, and Isa and Ayub and Yunus and Haroun and Sulaiman and We gave to Dawood Pslams

[33.40] Muhammad is not the father of any of your men, but he is the Apostle of Allah and the Last of the prophets; and Allah is cognizant of all things.

Note: Ayub is Job; Dawood is David; Haroun is Aaron; Ibraham is Abraham; Isa is Jesus; Ishaq is Isaac; Ismail is Ishmael' Musa is Moses; Nuh is Noah; Sulaiman is Solomon; Yaqoub is Jacob; and Yunun is Jonah.

Do Muslims Worship Muhammad?
 
Because the Protestants follow Paul and to hell with Jesus.

You don't know the first thing about the Bible. I know enough to know that is true, Jackboots.

Ask me a question??

Was Jesus the son of god or a prophet, somewhat less of a prophet than Muhammad? :dunno:

According to the Holy Qur'an, He was neither. The following verses from the Qur'an show that Muslims do not accept Jesus as the son God (M.H. Shakir Translation):

The Women

[4.157]. And their saying: Surely we have killed the Messiah, Isa [Jesus] son of Marium, the apostle of Allah; and they did not kill him nor did they crucify him, but it appeared to them so (like Isa) and most surely those who differ therein are only in a doubt about it; they have no knowledge respecting it, but only follow a conjecture, and they killed him not for sure.

[4.171] O followers of the Book! do not exceed the limits in your religion, and do not speak (lies) against Allah, but (speak) the truth; the Messiah, Isa [Jesus] son of Marium is only an apostle of Allah and His Word which He communicated to Marium and a spirit from Him; believe therefore in Allah and His apostles, and say not, Three. Desist, it is better for you; Allah is only one God; far be It from His glory that He should have a son, whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth is His, and Allah is sufficient for a Protector.

The Dinner Table

[5.17] Certainly they disbelieve who say: Surely, Allah-- He is the Messiah, son of Marium. Say: Who then could control anything as against Allah when He wished to destroy the Messiah son of Marium and his mother and all those on the earth? And Allah's is the kingdom of the heavens and the earth and what is between them; He creates what He pleases; and Allah has power over all things.

[5.72] Certainly they disbelieve who say: Surely Allah, He is the Messiah, son of Marium; and the Messiah said: O Children of Israel! serve Allah, my Lord and your Lord. Surely whoever associates (others) with Allah, then Allah has forbidden to him the garden, and his abode is the fire; and there shall be no helpers for the unjust.

[5.75] The Messiah, son of Marium is but an apostle; apostles before him have indeed passed away; and his mother was a truthful woman; they both used to eat food. See how We make the communications clear to them, then behold, how they are turned away.

The Cattle

[6.100] And they make the jinn associates with Allah, while He created them, and they falsely attribute to Him sons and daughters without knowledge; glory be to Him, and highly exalted is He above what they ascribe (to Him).

[6.101] Wonderful Originator of the heavens and the earth! How could He have a son when He has no consort, and He (Himself) created everything, and He is the Knower of all things.

The Immunity

[9.30]. And the Jews say: Uzair is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah destroy them; how they are turned away!

[9.31] They have taken their doctors of law and their monks for lords besides Allah, and (also) the Messiah son of Marium and they were enjoined that they should serve one God only, there is no god but He; far from His glory be what they set up (with Him).

Jonah

[10.68]. They say: Allah has taken a son (to Himself)! Glory be to Him: He is the Self-sufficient: His is what is in the heavens and what is in the earth; you have no authority for this; do you say against Allah what you do not know?

The Children of Israel

[17.111] And say: (All) praise is due to Allah, Who has not taken a son and Who has not a partner in the kingdom, and Who has not a helper to save Him from disgrace; and proclaim His greatness magnifying (Him).

The Cave

[18.4] And warn those who say: Allah has taken a son.

Marium

[19.35] It beseems not Allah that He should take to Himself a ! son, glory to be Him; when He has decreed a matter He only says to it "Be," and it is.

[19.92] And it is not worthy of the Beneficent God that He should take (to Himself) a son.

The Prophets

[21.26] And they say: The Beneficent God has taken to Himself a ! son. Glory be to Him. Nay! they are honored servants.The Believers

[23.91] Never did Allah take to Himself a son, and never was there with him any (other) god-- in that case would each god have certainly taken away what he created, and some of them would certainly have overpowered others; glory be to Allah above what they describe!



The Ranks

[61.6] And when Isa son of Marium said: O children of Israel! surely I am the apostle of Allah to you, verifying that which is before me of the Taurat and giving the good news of an Apostle who will come after me, his name being Ahmad, but when he came to them with clear arguments they said: This is clear magic.

I may have missed a few, but I think you get the gist of what I have attempted to present. There can be no doubt that Muslims accept Jesus only as a prophet, not as the son of God. Now, as far as the suggestion the Prophet Jesus is inferior to Muhammad, the Qur'an says otherwise. According to the Qur'an Muhammad was only a prophet and all prophets, including Jesus (Isa in Arabic) were equal. The only distinction that Muhammad claimed is that he is the last of the prophets. Here are the relevant verses from the Qur'an (M.H. Shakir Translation).

The Cow

[2.136] Say: We believe in Allah and (in) that which had been revealed to us, and (in) that which was revealed to Ibrahim and Ismail and Ishaq and Yaqoub and the tribes, and (in) that which was given to Musa and Isa, and (in) that which was given to the prophets from their Lord, we do not make any distinction between any of them, and to Him do we submit.



The Family of Imran

[3.144] And Muhammad is no more than an apostle; the apostles have already passed away before him; if then he dies or is killed will you turn back upon your heels? And whoever turns back upon his heels, he will by no means do harm to Allah in the least and Allah will reward the grateful.

[3.84] Say: We believe in Allah and what has been revealed to us, and what was revealed to Ibrahim and Ismail and Ishaq and Yaqoub and the tribes, and what was given to Musa and Isa and to the prophets from their Lord; we do not make any distinction between any of them, and to Him do we submit.

The Women

[4.163] Surely We have revealed to you as We revealed to Nuh, and the prophets after him, and We revealed to Ibrahim and Ismail and Ishaq and Yaqoub and the tribes, and Isa and Ayub and Yunus and Haroun and Sulaiman and We gave to Dawood Pslams

[33.40] Muhammad is not the father of any of your men, but he is the Apostle of Allah and the Last of the prophets; and Allah is cognizant of all things.

Note: Ayub is Job; Dawood is David; Haroun is Aaron; Ibraham is Abraham; Isa is Jesus; Ishaq is Isaac; Ismail is Ishmael' Musa is Moses; Nuh is Noah; Sulaiman is Solomon; Yaqoub is Jacob; and Yunun is Jonah.

Do Muslims Worship Muhammad?
Sounds like there is much in common.
 
You are not a Christian if you don't believe in the Virgin Birth, and I am a born-again Christian. I'm not telling you my denomination; it doesn't matter. It's not a big deal.

Born again, usually people that are born again are born again out of some tragedy or low point in their life. What was yours??

It was nothing of the sort. .

Answer the question, Penny Jackboots.

What possessed you to have to get born again??

What question?

Jesus called me. You don't hear it, but you are called. He said so in the Gospels you say you follow:

"For truly I say to you unless one is born again he cannot see the Kingdom of God."--John 3:3

That is exactly how it happened for me. It was a rational, reasonable awakening. One day I was not sure it was true; the next day it was the truest truth I had ever known.

So one day your woke up and heard a voice. I see. See I don't believe that, I believe something happened like a fight with a loved one, drugs, or a divorce, or loss of a child. Something.

I already told you I didn't hear a voice and we already know you "believe" what you want despite facts and evidence.

Holocaust Denier Penny, for example
 
As I said I do not have the bible memorized but I know what books to look in when someone quote a one liner like Evans and Fundis do so often.

Okay you have backtracked. I will accept that.

Now, let's see how you do at application. Please explain why, without looking it up, you actually are wrong when you say Catholics follow Jesus and Protestants follow Paul. IOW give the Protestant argument here, Penny. Let's hear you theological argument.

More often than not Protestants, Evans and fundamentalist quote verses from Paul instead of Jesus.

That or the Devil.
It's not a Christian belief to support greed, war mongering & help the rich get richer.

Protestants tend to believe in greed & war anyways.
Which verse in their bible is that?

Slobnazi is really good with Mein Kampf, but doesn't have any actual knowledge of the Bible.

Polish eater told me he believes redheads are possessed by the devil, a "bad blood line". Of course he believes this on no facts or evidence, he just came up with it in that big ole powerful brain o'his.

Ask him about THAT.
 
Born again, usually people that are born again are born again out of some tragedy or low point in their life. What was yours??

It was nothing of the sort. .

Answer the question, Penny Jackboots.

What possessed you to have to get born again??

What question?

Jesus called me. You don't hear it, but you are called. He said so in the Gospels you say you follow:

"For truly I say to you unless one is born again he cannot see the Kingdom of God."--John 3:3

That is exactly how it happened for me. It was a rational, reasonable awakening. One day I was not sure it was true; the next day it was the truest truth I had ever known.

So one day your woke up and heard a voice. I see. See I don't believe that, I believe something happened like a fight with a loved one, drugs, or a divorce, or loss of a child. Something.

I already told you I didn't hear a voice and we already know you "believe" what you want despite facts and evidence.

Holocaust Denier Penny, for example

Post to WWII if you want to talk about the non holocaust.
Jesus called me.

Not a voice but called me. Now why are you born again?
 
It was nothing of the sort. .

Answer the question, Penny Jackboots.

What possessed you to have to get born again??

What question?

Jesus called me. You don't hear it, but you are called. He said so in the Gospels you say you follow:

"For truly I say to you unless one is born again he cannot see the Kingdom of God."--John 3:3

That is exactly how it happened for me. It was a rational, reasonable awakening. One day I was not sure it was true; the next day it was the truest truth I had ever known.

So one day your woke up and heard a voice. I see. See I don't believe that, I believe something happened like a fight with a loved one, drugs, or a divorce, or loss of a child. Something.

I already told you I didn't hear a voice and we already know you "believe" what you want despite facts and evidence.

Holocaust Denier Penny, for example

Post to WWII if you want to talk about the non holocaust.
Jesus called me.

Not a voice but called me. Now why are you born again?

Penny how can you claim to know this stuff, to be able to even FIND it chapter and verse in the Bible, and you're asking me these questions? You don't know the answers?
 
The Chosen people are Catholics.
Especially ones in the Levant.

What you call Jew is a matter of semantics

They are the Synagogue of Satan the anti-Christs.

:rofl:

That is some of the dumbest shit I have ever heard.

Even for a Nazi you are astoundingly ignorant.

The Catholic church arose as a Roman Emperor suffered a string of defeats, particularly at the hands of Huns and Slavs, the very people you claim to be part of. Core support in Rome was failing due to his consistent military defeats. So Constantine staged a psuedo event. He found a weak force that could be easily defeated, claimed that the Christian God struck a bargain with him (as if an ACTUAL God would need to do so) and granted him victory for changing the religion of Rome. It was a cynical political move, but it worked.

The Catholic church arose from fraud. Whatever good or bad it did later, the roots are rotten.

Those who accept & have accepted Jesus are a direct continuation of Ancient Hebrews.
That's the Catholic faith.

Those who reject him, are following Judas Iscariot, and are therefor anti-Christs.

They might call themselves Jews, or Hebrews, but they're so obviously the Synagogue of Satan.

As for Protestants they're out of Sin, they went against God to Quarrel against the original Church of Christ the Catholics.

To make matters worse, in the case of British Protestants, you're just Protestant starting with King Henry wanting a Divorce.

So, you & your ilk have no right to point fingers.

In fact, besides the Synagogue of Satan, British Protestants are the last people who should have a right to point fingers.

Traitors, and evil seeds of Christ & the Catholic faith, both of you are not good at all, and your actions tell us all.
 
Okay you have backtracked. I will accept that.

Now, let's see how you do at application. Please explain why, without looking it up, you actually are wrong when you say Catholics follow Jesus and Protestants follow Paul. IOW give the Protestant argument here, Penny. Let's hear you theological argument.

More often than not Protestants, Evans and fundamentalist quote verses from Paul instead of Jesus.

That or the Devil.
It's not a Christian belief to support greed, war mongering & help the rich get richer.

Protestants tend to believe in greed & war anyways.
Which verse in their bible is that?

Slobnazi is really good with Mein Kampf, but doesn't have any actual knowledge of the Bible.

Polish eater told me he believes redheads are possessed by the devil, a "bad blood line". Of course he believes this on no facts or evidence, he just came up with it in that big ole powerful brain o'his.

Ask him about THAT.

Red heads are most common in British Islanders, including the US South & Ashkenazis.
The obviously most insanely evil people to ever walk the Earth.

You & your ilk are insanely greedy, and insanely destructive, without a single ounce of remorse,
you're still calling for more, and more.

You're the anti-Christs, and just happen to love each other.

No coincidence, British Islanders have found a match in Hell with the Ashkneazi Synagogue of Satan.
 
More often than not Protestants, Evans and fundamentalist quote verses from Paul instead of Jesus.

That or the Devil.
It's not a Christian belief to support greed, war mongering & help the rich get richer.

Protestants tend to believe in greed & war anyways.
Which verse in their bible is that?

Slobnazi is really good with Mein Kampf, but doesn't have any actual knowledge of the Bible.

Polish eater told me he believes redheads are possessed by the devil, a "bad blood line". Of course he believes this on no facts or evidence, he just came up with it in that big ole powerful brain o'his.

Ask him about THAT.

Red heads are most common in British Islanders, including the US South & Ashkenazis.
The obviously most insanely evil people to ever walk the Earth.

You & your ilk are insanely greedy, and insanely destructive, without a single ounce of remorse,
you're still calling for more, and more.

You're the anti-Christs, and just happen to love each other.

No coincidence, British Islanders have found a match in Hell with the Ashkneazi Synagogue of Satan.
A lot of Germans and Italians and some Scandinavians have red hair.
 
That or the Devil.
It's not a Christian belief to support greed, war mongering & help the rich get richer.

Protestants tend to believe in greed & war anyways.
Which verse in their bible is that?

Slobnazi is really good with Mein Kampf, but doesn't have any actual knowledge of the Bible.

Polish eater told me he believes redheads are possessed by the devil, a "bad blood line". Of course he believes this on no facts or evidence, he just came up with it in that big ole powerful brain o'his.

Ask him about THAT.

Red heads are most common in British Islanders, including the US South & Ashkenazis.
The obviously most insanely evil people to ever walk the Earth.

You & your ilk are insanely greedy, and insanely destructive, without a single ounce of remorse,
you're still calling for more, and more.

You're the anti-Christs, and just happen to love each other.

No coincidence, British Islanders have found a match in Hell with the Ashkneazi Synagogue of Satan.
A lot of Germans and Italians and some Scandinavians have red hair.

Italians not so much.
Probably Russians in certain areas, like the Volga Region especially.

PS.
Lilith & Judas Iscariot were apparently Redheads.

Kind of proves my point, well, about the shakiness of Redheads & their more Evil like demenaor.

I do tend to believe Lilith was the Devil & or closely related.
 
I cannot put it any better than these fine folks at Babylon Bee, so here it is in its entirety. I would guess this is in response to the Twitter storms this week regarding the ICE raids and Jesus--but who knows. This is timeless:

(PS Unbelievers: THIS IS SATIRE)

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Christians these days are just the worst. They are always taking stances on divisive issues like abortion and marriage and constantly have a lot of people angry at them. This is so unlike the person they’re supposed to be emulating -- Jesus, a cool dude whom everyone loved.

Now, I’ve never read the Bible (I think Jesus would agree not to waste time on really old books when there are much lighter, more uplifting alternatives available on Audible), but my impression is that he was this really nice guy who went around giving everybody great self-esteem, telling people, “Hey, keep doing whatever you’re doing. You’re great and are going to Heaven.” That’s why everyone loves Jesus: because he told people they’re all great the way they are and don’t need to change. I don’t know where Christians got this idea that people need to sacrifice their old way of living and follow some exclusive Savior to get to Heaven, but it doesn’t sound very Jesus-like to me.

In fact, if Jesus were around today, I’ll bet he’d tell Christians to “chill out” on all their narrow morality that upsets people and accept whatever people feel like doing because it’s all good. The only thing he might challenge people to change is to try more socialism. The main thing to keep in mind is that if you’re making people upset, you’re not being like Jesus, who only made everyone happy.

Christians Should Be More Like Jesus, Who Was Loved By Everybody And Never Divisive

Would you bet that Jesus would tell Christians to give to the Government in the name of Christ or would He say give in His name directly? Jesus never said one word about the role of Government in His works. Further, I don’t think he would take too kindly to first paying off cronies.

I get your general idea, but He DID say, "Give to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's."--Matthew 22:21

That means that Christians are not to withdraw from society by refusing to pay taxes. That's it. However, it is NOT to be seen as a substitute for charity--and I agree gov't programs are a very poor form of charity in general.

That means Ceasar’s (the State) is limited. At a minimum, Jesus did not want Caesar involved in collecting on behalf of God.
 
I cannot put it any better than these fine folks at Babylon Bee, so here it is in its entirety. I would guess this is in response to the Twitter storms this week regarding the ICE raids and Jesus--but who knows. This is timeless:

(PS Unbelievers: THIS IS SATIRE)

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Christians these days are just the worst. They are always taking stances on divisive issues like abortion and marriage and constantly have a lot of people angry at them. This is so unlike the person they’re supposed to be emulating -- Jesus, a cool dude whom everyone loved.

Now, I’ve never read the Bible (I think Jesus would agree not to waste time on really old books when there are much lighter, more uplifting alternatives available on Audible), but my impression is that he was this really nice guy who went around giving everybody great self-esteem, telling people, “Hey, keep doing whatever you’re doing. You’re great and are going to Heaven.” That’s why everyone loves Jesus: because he told people they’re all great the way they are and don’t need to change. I don’t know where Christians got this idea that people need to sacrifice their old way of living and follow some exclusive Savior to get to Heaven, but it doesn’t sound very Jesus-like to me.

In fact, if Jesus were around today, I’ll bet he’d tell Christians to “chill out” on all their narrow morality that upsets people and accept whatever people feel like doing because it’s all good. The only thing he might challenge people to change is to try more socialism. The main thing to keep in mind is that if you’re making people upset, you’re not being like Jesus, who only made everyone happy.

Christians Should Be More Like Jesus, Who Was Loved By Everybody And Never Divisive
He sounds like Dr. Phil.
Dr. Phil is the Antichrist.
 
Which verse in their bible is that?

Slobnazi is really good with Mein Kampf, but doesn't have any actual knowledge of the Bible.

Polish eater told me he believes redheads are possessed by the devil, a "bad blood line". Of course he believes this on no facts or evidence, he just came up with it in that big ole powerful brain o'his.

Ask him about THAT.

Red heads are most common in British Islanders, including the US South & Ashkenazis.
The obviously most insanely evil people to ever walk the Earth.

You & your ilk are insanely greedy, and insanely destructive, without a single ounce of remorse,
you're still calling for more, and more.

You're the anti-Christs, and just happen to love each other.

No coincidence, British Islanders have found a match in Hell with the Ashkneazi Synagogue of Satan.
A lot of Germans and Italians and some Scandinavians have red hair.

Italians not so much.
Probably Russians in certain areas, like the Volga Region especially.

PS.
Lilith & Judas Iscariot were apparently Redheads.

Kind of proves my point, well, about the shakiness of Redheads & their more Evil like demenaor.

I do tend to believe Lilith was the Devil & or closely related.
How about brown people? are they evil?
 
The Chosen people are Catholics.
Especially ones in the Levant.

What you call Jew is a matter of semantics

They are the Synagogue of Satan the anti-Christs.

:rofl:

That is some of the dumbest shit I have ever heard.

Even for a Nazi you are astoundingly ignorant.

The Catholic church arose as a Roman Emperor suffered a string of defeats, particularly at the hands of Huns and Slavs, the very people you claim to be part of. Core support in Rome was failing due to his consistent military defeats. So Constantine staged a psuedo event. He found a weak force that could be easily defeated, claimed that the Christian God struck a bargain with him (as if an ACTUAL God would need to do so) and granted him victory for changing the religion of Rome. It was a cynical political move, but it worked.

The Catholic church arose from fraud. Whatever good or bad it did later, the roots are rotten.

Those who accept & have accepted Jesus are a direct continuation of Ancient Hebrews.
That's the Catholic faith.

Those who reject him, are following Judas Iscariot, and are therefor anti-Christs.

They might call themselves Jews, or Hebrews, but they're so obviously the Synagogue of Satan.

As for Protestants they're out of Sin, they went against God to Quarrel against the original Church of Christ the Catholics.

To make matters worse, in the case of British Protestants, you're just Protestant starting with King Henry wanting a Divorce.

So, you & your ilk have no right to point fingers.

In fact, besides the Synagogue of Satan, British Protestants are the last people who should have a right to point fingers.

Traitors, and evil seeds of Christ & the Catholic faith, both of you are not good at all, and your actions tell us all.

You obviously flunked out of catechism.

Protestantism is based on Martin Luther.
It is a horrible and frightful thing that the ruler of Christendom, who boasts himself vicar of Christ and successor of St. Peter, lives in such worldly splendor that in this regard no king nor emperor can equal or approach him, and that he who claims the title of “most holy” and “most spiritual” is more worldly than the world itself. He wears a triple crown, when the greatest kings wear but a single crown; if that is like the poverty of Christ and of St. Peter, then it is a new kind of likeness}

Martin Luther - Three Reformation Treatises
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