What should be done with the bodies of the terrorists?

[theDoctorisIn]

How about if we dig a shallow grave, point her toward Israel, and cleanse her body with piss, then gasoline, and toss a match in and laugh our asses off?

Because I don't think that would stop them.

Pigs blood to them is the most vile thing on earth.

No, it's really not. It's just the blood of an animal they're not allowed to eat.

Seriously, dude - I know it makes you feel better to think that all Muslims are savages, but come on.

 

[Votto]

Cremate them, unceremoniously.

Of keep them in a freezer until we have 6 or 7 of them, then throw them in a mass grave.

That might work, but I still say that if they knew that they would be soaked in pigs blood as well, it would be a better effect.

 

[theDoctorisIn]

If they're already dead? I submit the sickness is not in anyone's head but yours. What other creepy little fantasies do you entertain?

I assure you, I don't suggest this to be hateful, I merely suggest this to possibly stop future terrorists.

It's worth a shot (no pun intended)

I wouldn't say you're being "hateful". Just ignorant.

I'm not the one who thinks that jihad will bring me 72 virgins. I'm simply trying to play with their ridiculous superstitions to use against them is all.

Let me try to put in into perspective for you.

Believing that pig's blood will defeat Muslim terrorists would be the equivalent of ISIS believing that they could "defeat" the US by air-dropping steaks on a Friday.

I never said it would stop it, but it might help prevent it.

You can believe what you wish, but I don't see how it could hurt anything.

I don't "believe", I know. Because I've asked Muslims about it.

Seriously, you should try it, you'd avoid making an ass of yourself.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

What should be done with the bodies of the terrorists?

If not claimed by family, or an interested party, they should be disposed of in the least expensive manner, usually cremation. No religious or cultural observance should apply, this being a function of the State or Federal.

For obvious reasons, Muslims are terrified to claim the body.

After all, who wants to take the chance of what will happen to them if they do?

Having said that, I'm sure this Sharia lawyer will find a way to get it done without putting any of their jihadist friends on the spot.

That just should not be.

It could be possible they do not want to take the body because if she is in a marked grave then you know very well someone will dig her up, and burn her body.

For me I say toss her body in the deepest part of the ocean and be done with it.

That's why you cremate them.

Let them have their ashes.

I really do not care what they do with her body and they can feed her to the pigs all I care...

 

[Votto]

How about if we dig a shallow grave, point her toward Israel, and cleanse her body with piss, then gasoline, and toss a match in and laugh our asses off?

Because I don't think that would stop them.

Pigs blood to them is the most vile thing on earth.

No, it's really not. It's just the blood of an animal they're not allowed to eat.

Seriously, dude - I know it makes you feel better to think that all Muslims are savages, but come on.

I remember a while ago about a story of a Mosque wanting a farmer to remove his pigs from the area.

Trust me, these people are nuts. The thought of pigs blood would be intolerable.

 

[theDoctorisIn]

How about if we dig a shallow grave, point her toward Israel, and cleanse her body with piss, then gasoline, and toss a match in and laugh our asses off?

Because I don't think that would stop them.

Pigs blood to them is the most vile thing on earth.

No, it's really not. It's just the blood of an animal they're not allowed to eat.

Seriously, dude - I know it makes you feel better to think that all Muslims are savages, but come on.

I remember a while ago about a story of a Mosque wanting a farmer to remove his pigs from the area.

Trust me, these people are nuts. The thought of pigs blood would be intolerable.

I know that Muslim terrorists are nuts. But they're not afraid of pig's blood, and I'm not going to "trust" you talking out of your ass over the countless Muslims that I've spoken to about it.

 

[Votto]

I assure you, I don't suggest this to be hateful, I merely suggest this to possibly stop future terrorists.

It's worth a shot (no pun intended)

I wouldn't say you're being "hateful". Just ignorant.

I'm not the one who thinks that jihad will bring me 72 virgins. I'm simply trying to play with their ridiculous superstitions to use against them is all.

Let me try to put in into perspective for you.

Believing that pig's blood will defeat Muslim terrorists would be the equivalent of ISIS believing that they could "defeat" the US by air-dropping steaks on a Friday.

I never said it would stop it, but it might help prevent it.

You can believe what you wish, but I don't see how it could hurt anything.

I don't "believe", I know. Because I've asked Muslims about it.

Seriously, you should try it, you'd avoid making an ass of yourself.

Did I say ask any Muslim? Have you ever asked a Muslim who believes in the 72 virgins for blowing themselves up?

Chances are you get two different answers.

 

[Votto]

How about if we dig a shallow grave, point her toward Israel, and cleanse her body with piss, then gasoline, and toss a match in and laugh our asses off?

Because I don't think that would stop them.

Pigs blood to them is the most vile thing on earth.

No, it's really not. It's just the blood of an animal they're not allowed to eat.

Seriously, dude - I know it makes you feel better to think that all Muslims are savages, but come on.

I remember a while ago about a story of a Mosque wanting a farmer to remove his pigs from the area.

Trust me, these people are nuts. The thought of pigs blood would be intolerable.

I know that Muslim terrorists are nuts. But they're not afraid of pig's blood, and I'm not going to "trust" you talking out of your ass over the countless Muslims that I've spoken to about it.

So trust you and be gone, eh?

 

[theDoctorisIn]

I wouldn't say you're being "hateful". Just ignorant.

I'm not the one who thinks that jihad will bring me 72 virgins. I'm simply trying to play with their ridiculous superstitions to use against them is all.

Let me try to put in into perspective for you.

Believing that pig's blood will defeat Muslim terrorists would be the equivalent of ISIS believing that they could "defeat" the US by air-dropping steaks on a Friday.

I never said it would stop it, but it might help prevent it.

You can believe what you wish, but I don't see how it could hurt anything.

I don't "believe", I know. Because I've asked Muslims about it.

Seriously, you should try it, you'd avoid making an ass of yourself.

Did I say ask any Muslim? Have you ever asked a Muslim who believes in the 72 virgins for blowing themselves up?

Chances are you get two different answers.

The "72 virgins" thing is in the Qu'ran. There's nothing in the Qu'ran about pig's blood "contamination" sending you to hell.

 

[theDoctorisIn]

How about if we dig a shallow grave, point her toward Israel, and cleanse her body with piss, then gasoline, and toss a match in and laugh our asses off?

Because I don't think that would stop them.

Pigs blood to them is the most vile thing on earth.

No, it's really not. It's just the blood of an animal they're not allowed to eat.

Seriously, dude - I know it makes you feel better to think that all Muslims are savages, but come on.

I remember a while ago about a story of a Mosque wanting a farmer to remove his pigs from the area.

Trust me, these people are nuts. The thought of pigs blood would be intolerable.

I know that Muslim terrorists are nuts. But they're not afraid of pig's blood, and I'm not going to "trust" you talking out of your ass over the countless Muslims that I've spoken to about it.

So trust you and be gone, eh?

You don't have to "trust" me. You can ask any Muslim, or read any number of books. You could even take a Comparative religion class at your local community college.

 

[Votto]

I'm not the one who thinks that jihad will bring me 72 virgins. I'm simply trying to play with their ridiculous superstitions to use against them is all.

Let me try to put in into perspective for you.

Believing that pig's blood will defeat Muslim terrorists would be the equivalent of ISIS believing that they could "defeat" the US by air-dropping steaks on a Friday.

I never said it would stop it, but it might help prevent it.

You can believe what you wish, but I don't see how it could hurt anything.

I don't "believe", I know. Because I've asked Muslims about it.

Seriously, you should try it, you'd avoid making an ass of yourself.

Did I say ask any Muslim? Have you ever asked a Muslim who believes in the 72 virgins for blowing themselves up?

Chances are you get two different answers.

The "72 virgins" thing is in the Qu'ran. There's nothing in the Qu'ran about pig's blood "contamination" sending you to hell.

For the last time, according to Sharia law you must prepare the body a certain way.

Why?

 

[Votto]

Because I don't think that would stop them.

Pigs blood to them is the most vile thing on earth.

No, it's really not. It's just the blood of an animal they're not allowed to eat.

Seriously, dude - I know it makes you feel better to think that all Muslims are savages, but come on.

I remember a while ago about a story of a Mosque wanting a farmer to remove his pigs from the area.

Trust me, these people are nuts. The thought of pigs blood would be intolerable.

I know that Muslim terrorists are nuts. But they're not afraid of pig's blood, and I'm not going to "trust" you talking out of your ass over the countless Muslims that I've spoken to about it.

So trust you and be gone, eh?

You don't have to "trust" me. You can ask any Muslim, or read any number of books. You could even take a Comparative religion class at your local community college.

Why? So they can tell me Islam is a religion of peace?

No thanks.

 

[theDoctorisIn]

As for the "72 virgins" thing:

Most Muslims believe that they'll have the company of houri after the day of judgement. It's not limited to martyrs, or men. The number "72" is dubious, and the "virgin" part is a mistranslation.

 

[HappyJoy]

Totally unrelated. I hear revenge porn is making a comeback.

 

[theDoctorisIn]

Let me try to put in into perspective for you.

Believing that pig's blood will defeat Muslim terrorists would be the equivalent of ISIS believing that they could "defeat" the US by air-dropping steaks on a Friday.

I never said it would stop it, but it might help prevent it.

You can believe what you wish, but I don't see how it could hurt anything.

I don't "believe", I know. Because I've asked Muslims about it.

Seriously, you should try it, you'd avoid making an ass of yourself.

Did I say ask any Muslim? Have you ever asked a Muslim who believes in the 72 virgins for blowing themselves up?

Chances are you get two different answers.

The "72 virgins" thing is in the Qu'ran. There's nothing in the Qu'ran about pig's blood "contamination" sending you to hell.

For the last time, according to Sharia law you must prepare the body a certain way.

Why?

Because them's the rules. Don't ask me to explain religion.

Why do Catholics think they need to get last rights in order to go to heaven? Why do Christians in general believe that God personally impregnated the Virgin Mary? Why do Hindus believe that cows are sacred?

 

[theDoctorisIn]

No, it's really not. It's just the blood of an animal they're not allowed to eat.

Seriously, dude - I know it makes you feel better to think that all Muslims are savages, but come on.

I remember a while ago about a story of a Mosque wanting a farmer to remove his pigs from the area.

Trust me, these people are nuts. The thought of pigs blood would be intolerable.

I know that Muslim terrorists are nuts. But they're not afraid of pig's blood, and I'm not going to "trust" you talking out of your ass over the countless Muslims that I've spoken to about it.

So trust you and be gone, eh?

You don't have to "trust" me. You can ask any Muslim, or read any number of books. You could even take a Comparative religion class at your local community college.

Why? So they can tell me Islam is a religion of peace?

No thanks.

There's really nothing sadder than watching someone actually revel in their ignorance.

 

[jillian]

So why should these terrorists be buried according to the superstitions of Sharia law?

so christofascist terrorists shouldn't be buried? poor little wacko.

there are certain things civilized people do and one of them is not becoming feral animals... no matter how much you foam at the mouth.

 

[Votto]

So why should these terrorists be buried according to the superstitions of Sharia law?

so christofascist terrorists shouldn't be buried? poor little wacko.

there are certain things civilized people do and one of them is not becoming feral animals... no matter how much you foam at the mouth.

You mean like selling unborn baby body parts?

If it saves one life it's worth it.

 

[Votto]

I never said it would stop it, but it might help prevent it.

You can believe what you wish, but I don't see how it could hurt anything.

I don't "believe", I know. Because I've asked Muslims about it.

Seriously, you should try it, you'd avoid making an ass of yourself.

Did I say ask any Muslim? Have you ever asked a Muslim who believes in the 72 virgins for blowing themselves up?

Chances are you get two different answers.

The "72 virgins" thing is in the Qu'ran. There's nothing in the Qu'ran about pig's blood "contamination" sending you to hell.

For the last time, according to Sharia law you must prepare the body a certain way.

Why?

Because them's the rules. Don't ask me to explain religion.

Why do Catholics think they need to get last rights in order to go to heaven? Why do Christians in general believe that God personally impregnated the Virgin Mary? Why do Hindus believe that cows are sacred?

Because them's the rules?

Thanks for that brilliant analysis.

I really should have taken your word for it from the beginning.

 

[Votto]

As for the "72 virgins" thing:

Most Muslims believe that they'll have the company of houri after the day of judgement. It's not limited to martyrs, or men. The number "72" is dubious, and the "virgin" part is a mistranslation.

So what you are saying is that the woman jihadist did not get 72 virgins?