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This chemical is so deadly, breathing the tiniest amount of it causes chronic choking fits and breathing large amounts will kill you by suffocation. Also, in dihydrogen monoxide's solid form, it has killed a giganjtic number of people through hypothermia. This substance was even instrumental in the sinking of the Titanic. It's also been known to completely annihilate pristine coastal habitats and coastal human civilizations from time to time. In its gaseous form it causes dry-rot in wooden houses. If I'm not mistaken it's also a "greenhouse gas" I'm sure plays a role in our planet's climate.
Yep, I'm positive we must rid the world of this dihydrogen monoxide danger! Who's with me?
I'm such a badass, a little while ago I streamed this substance all over my body.
Then I drank some.
Last weekend it was LITERALLY falling from the sky.
And I'll bet it was a brutally painful, scary experience, yes?
This chemical is so deadly, breathing the tiniest amount of it causes chronic choking fits and breathing large amounts will kill you by suffocation. Also, in dihydrogen monoxide's solid form, it has killed a giganjtic number of people through hypothermia. This substance was even instrumental in the sinking of the Titanic. It's also been known to completely annihilate pristine coastal habitats and coastal human civilizations from time to time. In its gaseous form it causes dry-rot in wooden houses. If I'm not mistaken it's also a "greenhouse gas" I'm sure plays a role in our planet's climate.
Yep, I'm positive we must rid the world of this dihydrogen monoxide danger! Who's with me?
You're tricking right wingers and junior high students who failed science all over the country. Everybody else is just embarrassed for such a childish attempt at a joke.
Wow, junior high? You must be taking about public school students.
Actually, some years ago Penn & Teller went to UC Berkley, of all places, with a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide and incredibly, it got almost 200 signatures before they found a student smart enough to figure it out. It's further proof that universities don't teach any practical, useful knowledge; they only teach people to be perpetually butthurt malcontents.
Look how quickly a splash of dihydrogen monoxide killed the alien in the movie Signs. Does anyone really want that to happen to them?
Look how quickly a splash of dihydrogen monoxide killed the alien in the movie Signs. Does anyone really want that to happen to them?
Don't forget, Dorothy used it to take out the Wicked Witch of the West too.
dihydrogen monoxide......................did you know fish have sex in that stuff?
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According to trump, dihydrogen monoxide is tremendously wet.
Look how quickly a splash of dihydrogen monoxide killed the alien in the movie Signs. Does anyone really want that to happen to them?
dihydrogen monoxide......................did you know fish have sex in that stuff?
This chemical is so deadly, breathing the tiniest amount of it causes chronic choking fits and breathing large amounts will kill you by suffocation. Also, in dihydrogen monoxide's solid form, it has killed a giganjtic number of people through hypothermia. This substance was even instrumental in the sinking of the Titanic. It's also been known to completely annihilate pristine coastal habitats and coastal human civilizations from time to time. In its gaseous form it causes dry-rot in wooden houses. If I'm not mistaken it's also a "greenhouse gas" I'm sure plays a role in our planet's climate.
Yep, I'm positive we must rid the world of this dihydrogen monoxide danger! Who's with me?
You're tricking right wingers and junior high students who failed science all over the country. Everybody else is just embarrassed for such a childish attempt at a joke.
Wow, junior high? You must be taking about public school students.
Actually, some years ago Penn & Teller went to UC Berkley, of all places, with a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide and incredibly, it got almost 200 signatures before they found a student smart enough to figure it out. It's further proof that universities don't teach any practical, useful knowledge; they only teach people to be perpetually butthurt malcontents.