Vote for Me! I'm running for President of Texas after we secede!

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    I NEED YOUR VOTE!

    LET'S MAKE TEXAS THE NEW AMERICA! YES WE SHOULD!...YES WE SHOULD!!!!

    i KNOW YOUR STRUGGLES TEXAS, I CAN FIX THOSE PROBLEMS.

    I WILL BRING OUR BOYS HOME AND SAY FUCK OBAMA IN THE PROCESS

    I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU CAN BREATHE YOU CAN WORK.

    I WILL FIGHT THE OBAMACARE DEATH PANELS. BECAUSE GRANDPA WANTS TO LIVE.

    I WILL KEEP THE CORPORATE CRONYISM OUT OF THE TEXAS HOUSE.

    I WILL SIGN INTO LAW THE "TEXAS LOVE LAW". WHICH GURANTEES THAT ALL TEXANS BORN AND RAISED IN TEXAS GET FREE COLLEGE EDUCATIONS PAID FOR THE LAWSUIT I PLAN TO HIT THE "REST OF AMERICA" WITH

    I WILL MAKE SURE THAT WOMEN ARE 1ST PRIORITY...AFTER THE MAN.

    I WILL MAKE SURE THAT GAY COUPLES ARE TAXED AT THE HIGHEST RATE HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO OFFSET THE COST OF THE POTENTIAL OF "GAYBEES" BEING SPREAD IN OUR WONDERFUL STATE.

    I KNOW YOU HEAR ME TEXAS. YOU CAN SEE THE REST OF THE COUNTRY CAN'T.

    GIVE ME YOUR VOTE ON THIS DATE -->>____ /_____/ 2013


    I WANT YOUR VOTE! VOTE 4HORSEMEN FOR PRESIDENT OF NEW TEXAS!!!

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