The totally tasteless joke thread

[alan1]

Nuns.

 

[Si modo]

Apparently, these are tasteless:

I love my freedom to offend, if I so chose.





But, especially, I love my freedom to offend this piece of shit:

And my freedom to offend these pieces of shit:

I never want to look like this:

 

[alan1]

And then, Si Modo got all serious and stuff.......

 

[Si modo]

And then, Si Modo got all serious and stuff.......

Eh, I'm pretty passionate about freedom of speech. Sorry.

If I told some "Bob" jokes, would that make it better?

 

[alan1]

And then, Si Modo got all serious and stuff.......

Eh, I'm pretty passionate about freedom of speech. Sorry.

If I told some "Bob" jokes, would that make it better?

Are they totally tasteless?

 

[dilloduck]

And then, Si Modo got all serious and stuff.......

Eh, I'm pretty passionate about freedom of speech. Sorry.

If I told some "Bob" jokes, would that make it better?

just post the pic that you sent your "friend"

 

[Andrew2382]

whats worse then a baby in a trash can?


1 baby in 10 trash cans

 

[Si modo]

And then, Si Modo got all serious and stuff.......

Eh, I'm pretty passionate about freedom of speech. Sorry.

If I told some "Bob" jokes, would that make it better?

Are they totally tasteless?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the bay?

Bob

 

[Si modo]

And then, Si Modo got all serious and stuff.......

Eh, I'm pretty passionate about freedom of speech. Sorry.

If I told some "Bob" jokes, would that make it better?

just post the pic that you sent your "friend"

I know one guy whose name is mud.

 

[alan1]

Si Modo, MountainMan, RadiomanATL and AVG-JOE were sitting in a bar.
What could be more tasteless than that?

 

[dilloduck]

Si Modo, MountainMan, RadiomanATL and AVG-JOE were sitting in a bar.
What could be more tasteless than that?

Schlitz ?

 

[alan1]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the bay?

Bob

If he was in a hot tub his name would be Stu

 

[Si modo]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the bay?

Bob

If he was in a hot tub his name would be Stu

Playing first base in softball is Matt.

 

[alan1]

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Ilene

Unless she is Asian, then you call her
Irene

 

[alan1]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the bay?

Bob

If he was in a hot tub his name would be Stu

Playing first base in softball is Matt.

Hang him on the wall and call him Art.

 

[Si modo]

If he was in a hot tub his name would be Stu

Playing first base in softball is Matt.

Hang him on the wall and call him Art.

Set him on a podium and call him Mike.



(Man, flashbacks to grade school...LOL)

 

[alan1]

The only thing that you will eat on a pizza but not on a pussy is the crust.

 

[Luissa]

How do you know a girl from Mississippi is still a virgin?


















she can still out run her dad and brother

 

[alan1]

A black boy and a white boy are both in the 4th grade in Mississippi, which one has the bigger dick?


The black boy does, because he's 17.

 

[Said1]

Anyone post any name that guy/girl/dog with no arms and no legs jokes, yet?