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rdean
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The blond asked her husband if they should give something to the mailman because he was retiring. The husband said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar".
The next day, when the mailman showed up, the blond grabbed him, brought him inside, screwed his brains out, brought him down to the kitchen and made him an incredible breakfast of french toast and bacon, sausage and freshly ground coffee.
As she poured the coffee, she put a dollar under the cup and slide it toward the mailman.
The mailman was so flabbergasted, he asked what the dollar was for?
The blond said, "When I told my husband you were retiring, he said, fuck him, give him a dollar. Breakfast was MY idea".
The next day, when the mailman showed up, the blond grabbed him, brought him inside, screwed his brains out, brought him down to the kitchen and made him an incredible breakfast of french toast and bacon, sausage and freshly ground coffee.
As she poured the coffee, she put a dollar under the cup and slide it toward the mailman.
The mailman was so flabbergasted, he asked what the dollar was for?
The blond said, "When I told my husband you were retiring, he said, fuck him, give him a dollar. Breakfast was MY idea".