"The Sex Talk".. birds & bees

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    I recall in high school my father buying a six pak, taking me out fishing and being prepared to have the talk. Alas, he was far too late, mostly because I grew up in the, "free love" days.

    Now-a days and with my children the explanations and warnings started in elementary school.

    eh, just seems like a shame to me, childhood innocence gone so early....:dunno:
     
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    With my sons I just opened up a newspaper and showed them how much it costs to support a family. Rent, Utilities and such.

    When they asked me why I was showing them this I answered: "Because when you get some girl pregnant you're gonna' be out the door providing a home for your new family. I thought you might wanna' know how much it's gonna' cost you ahead of time. By the way, there's no shame in "tossing off".

    Oldest son didn't knock any girl up until he got married and my youngest is still single with no kids. My speech must have worked. :D
     
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    You sound like a great father, mostly because you prepared your children/adults to take responsibility for their actions.
     
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    you both sound like idiots who didnt take the time to educate anyone on birth control etc....
     
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    ..spreading the sugar there Strollingbones....:lol:


    What's your opinion, words of wisdom on this, I'd like to hear it?
     
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    "Tossing Off" IS birth control! :D
     
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    Definite truth to this one....especially for boys.
     
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    Granny says dey'll do dat if ya wear yer perfume too strong...
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    US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton chased out of Malawi by swarm of BEES
    6 Aug.`12 - Insects sparked panic among her detail at airport; Mrs Clinton forced to run for cover and board her jet; Historic visit was part of an 11-day African tour
     
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    I don't remember the 'talk'. I do remember reading books from an early age, and getting most of my information from them.
     
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    I got the "birds" figured out pretty quickly but I still don't understand very much about the "bees".
     

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