The Romney Hillbilly

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    Come and listen to a story ‘bout a man named Mitt
    A rich profiteer who’s been known to pitch a fit.
    Unlike Scott Brown he won’t model in the nude,
    He likes to run for office but he doesn’t have a clue.

    Knowledge that is, Hates Polls, Sanity.

    Well the one thing we know is Mitt’s a millionaire,
    Pinstriped suits and plastic molded hair.
    Inside the beltway is the place he wants to be,
    So he strapped his dog on top and drove down to D.C.

    Washington that is, Lobbyists, Big black cars.

    (flip-flop break)

    Well now its time to say good-bye to Mitt and all his friends,
    He will lose this year’s election and that will be his end
    He never will return again cuz of the Tea Party,
    They much prefer Santorum and his beastiality.

    Man on dog, that is, Ring a bell?, Take your pants off.

    Don’t come back now, y’hear?

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