Things Dad Won't Say..

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  1. Lumpy 1
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    Happy Fathers Day, fellow Dad's..

    Me, I like a little humor on Fathers Day.. eh.. everyday actually...

    A sense of humor comes in kinda handy when raising your children.


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    Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say


    10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

    9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

    8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

    7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

    6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

    5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

    4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

    3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

    2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

    1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.

    Aha! Jokes > Parenting Jokes > Dad will never say
     
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    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

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    To all those dads out there, whether they're blood relatives or stand-ins for fathers who can't be around, I say THANK YOU on behalf of this nation and its people.
     
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    tigerbob Increasingly jaded.

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    It's Father's Day. My present to myself? Taking my son to the Tigers/Rockies game.

    Happy Dad's day Dads.
     
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    Thanks and have a great time...:clap2:
     

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