The Pink List

[Nutz]

It wouldn't be any fun if you didn't keep the moderators on their toes.

 

[House]

I turn lavender, but it's not listed..

That's because lavender is purple.






... before anyone asks, no. My hetero card is available upon request.

 

[Ravi]

Why was Liarbility pinked?

 

[AVG-JOE]

^^ Specifics will not be addressed by the staff.

 

[Samson]

That almost sounds like you're saying "Mods aren't like everybody else, they don't have to earn respect, their lofty position in the USMB heirarchy entitles them to it". I'm sure it's just my anti-elitist antennae being overly sensitive tonight. Right?

No, what he's saying is if a Moderator sends you a message to stop trolling in a particular thread, the proper response would be "oh, OK, I didn't realize I was being so OTT" Rather than "go fuck yourself asshole!"

Who do you think we'll remember when we have to make a decision?

And for the record we don't ban on what people PM us. If you question a Mods actions on the open Board that is an issue, but you can question us in a PM all you wish. You can even curse us out if you wish....

That's not true.. I didn't get banned until I told a certain Mod some specific things in a PM.. He then banned me .. YOU may not ban over PMs but not everyone follows that.

Edit to add: I did step over the line in a thread prior to it but I was not banned over it.. Having said that, I deserved the ban.. Just saying some Mods tip the edge from PMs

See, this type of confessional from The Banned is what makes us all stronger members

Thus I shall fully disclose the sum-total of my own heinous indiscretions:

Latest Infractions Received
11-04-2012
Insulted Other Member(s)
elvis

06-26-2012
General Warning
elvis​

2012 was a really tough year.

Geez, its great to get all this off my shoulders.

 

[saveliberty]

Being banned isn't a big deal, just don't move toward the light. Eventually someone comes to find you with a flashlight.

 

[WelfareQueen]

I got an infraction in October 2013 for posting a picture of the politician Anthony Weiner with an elephant nose. The mod in question lost an argument with me an TK about a week before and I guess he took it personally. He called the elephant nose pornography.

Whew....I feel better getting that off my chest.

 

[Nutz]

I got an infraction in October 2013 for posting a picture of the politician Anthony Weiner with an elephant nose. The mod in question lost an argument with me an TK about a week before and I guess he took it personally. He called the elephant nose pornography.

Whew....I feel better getting that off my chest.

I have a lot of infractions. Talking about family, calling USMB a racist site, talking about mod actions (banned). Honesty isn't rewarded...but, well deserved

 

[saveliberty]

Dispite my best efforts, all I could muster was a 4 point infraction for misinformation back in 2013 from Intense. I think he felt really bad about it.

 

[Coyote]

Dispite my best efforts, all I could muster was a 4 point infraction for misinformation back in 2013 from Intense. I think he felt really bad about it.

With an appropriate bribe of chocolate...I mean payment for services....I can up with a good 6 pointer I'm sure

 

[saveliberty]

Dispite my best efforts, all I could muster was a 4 point infraction for misinformation back in 2013 from Intense. I think he felt really bad about it.

With an appropriate bribe of chocolate...I mean payment for services....I can up with a good 6 pointer I'm sure

Don't think for a second I don't appreciate your efforts Coyote! Maybe you can create a spelling infraction? I'm good for a couple of those a week.

 

[Howey]

No, what he's saying is if a Moderator sends you a message to stop trolling in a particular thread, the proper response would be "oh, OK, I didn't realize I was being so OTT" Rather than "go fuck yourself asshole!"

Who do you think we'll remember when we have to make a decision?

And for the record we don't ban on what people PM us. If you question a Mods actions on the open Board that is an issue, but you can question us in a PM all you wish. You can even curse us out if you wish....

That's not true.. I didn't get banned until I told a certain Mod some specific things in a PM.. He then banned me .. YOU may not ban over PMs but not everyone follows that.

Edit to add: I did step over the line in a thread prior to it but I was not banned over it.. Having said that, I deserved the ban.. Just saying some Mods tip the edge from PMs

See, this type of confessional from The Banned is what makes us all stronger members

Thus I shall fully disclose the sum-total of my own heinous indiscretions:

Latest Infractions Received
11-04-2012
Insulted Other Member(s)
elvis

06-26-2012
General Warning
elvis​

2012 was a really tough year.

Geez, its great to get all this off my shoulders.

Seriously I just laughed so hard the dogs started barking!

 

[Coyote]

Dispite my best efforts, all I could muster was a 4 point infraction for misinformation back in 2013 from Intense. I think he felt really bad about it.

With an appropriate bribe of chocolate...I mean payment for services....I can up with a good 6 pointer I'm sure

Don't think for a second I don't appreciate your efforts Coyote! Maybe you can create a spelling infraction? I'm good for a couple of those a week.

Errr....that might cause certain repercussions on me

Umh...I adhere to the free wheeling creative school of spelling

I can do grammar though....would a grammar infraction work? Any double negatives in there?

 

[Howey]

Dispite8 my best efforts, all I could muster was a 4 point infraction for misinformation back in 2013 from Intense. I think he felt really bad about it.

With an appropriate bribe of chocolate...I mean payment for services....I can up with a good 6 pointer I'm sure

Dammit! That's all it took? Why did I buy you that damn car?

 

[Coyote]

Dispite8 my best efforts, all I could muster was a 4 point infraction for misinformation back in 2013 from Intense. I think he felt really bad about it.

With an appropriate bribe of chocolate...I mean payment for services....I can up with a good 6 pointer I'm sure

Dammit! That's all it took? Why did I buy you that damn car?

I loved every bite...don't think it wasn't appreciated

 

[Derideo_Te]

With an appropriate bribe of chocolate...I mean payment for services....I can up with a good 6 pointer I'm sure

Dammit! That's all it took? Why did I buy you that damn car?

I loved every bite...don't think it wasn't appreciated

No wonder Coyote spurned my bribe....er, payment for services.

 

[westwall]

That almost sounds like you're saying "Mods aren't like everybody else, they don't have to earn respect, their lofty position in the USMB heirarchy entitles them to it". I'm sure it's just my anti-elitist antennae being overly sensitive tonight. Right?

No, what he's saying is if a Moderator sends you a message to stop trolling in a particular thread, the proper response would be "oh, OK, I didn't realize I was being so OTT" Rather than "go fuck yourself asshole!"

Who do you think we'll remember when we have to make a decision?

And for the record we don't ban on what people PM us. If you question a Mods actions on the open Board that is an issue, but you can question us in a PM all you wish. You can even curse us out if you wish....

I would be very polite and say " Please Go fuck yourself Mr. Westwall, have a nice day".

 

[westwall]

I would be very polite and say " Please Go fuck yourself Mr. Westwall, have a nice day".

Profanity is not polite. A better example would be,

"Leave me be and pleasure yourself, so I am not forced to endure your intolerable presence, sir."

Too wordy and doesn't sound pompous enough for the amount of verbiage. It's OK to be wordy, but it must convey pomposity if you go that route!

 

[Toro]

I would be very polite and say " Please Go fuck yourself Mr. Westwall, have a nice day".

Profanity is not polite. A better example would be,

"Leave me be and pleasure yourself, so I am not forced to endure your intolerable presence, sir."

Too wordy and doesn't sound pompous enough for the amount of verbiage. It's OK to be wordy, but it must convey pomposity if you go that route!

Say it with an English accent.

 

[Swagger]

Go fornicate yourself, Toro.