Saturday Night Seduction

[dilloduck]

Uh oh. It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

diiloduck, I'm happy to know your heart is fine. As it should be.

*Hugs*

no offense taken-----I don't know why people make it so hard on each other when they both want it. Makes coming back to reality all that tougher.

 

[George Costanza]

The hearts fine Maddy----we all know how it works. You don't just pass yours around to any old guy do ya ?

Old guy? OLD guy? EXCUSE ME?????

Yes you are

Hah!

Oh boy, another quarter heard from . . .

 

[dilloduck]

With Syrenn, yes. Now Echo Zulu . . . well, we all know from whence came her screen name . . .

(Just KIDDING, EZ! )

ok----EZ is free Lumpy-----the rest of them cost flowers----not to bad considering.
any other questions ?

There is cost...and then there is worth.

well lets see what ya got and I'll tell ya if it's worth it.

 

[Lumpy 1]

ok----EZ is free Lumpy-----the rest of them cost flowers----not to bad considering.
any other questions ?

There is cost...and then there is worth.

well lets see what ya got and I'll tell ya if it's worth it.

Gosh George .. for a stalky fellow your rather light on your feet....

 

[dilloduck]

There is cost...and then there is worth.

well lets see what ya got and I'll tell ya if it's worth it.

Gosh George .. for a stalky fellow your rather light on your feet....

I know Lumpy----these gals just get my heart all aflutter and I forget my place. Keep me in line, bro !

 

[Lumpy 1]

George-----did you have to buy flowers for this ?

With Syrenn, yes. Now Echo Zulu . . . well, we all know from whence came her screen name . . .

(Just KIDDING, EZ! )

ok----EZ is free Lumpy-----the rest of them cost flowers----not to bad considering.
any other questions ?

Somehow .. I feel there maybe some hidden costs.. of course..beautiful mountain nymph is quite a good start on the resume..

 

[dilloduck]

With Syrenn, yes. Now Echo Zulu . . . well, we all know from whence came her screen name . . .

(Just KIDDING, EZ! )

ok----EZ is free Lumpy-----the rest of them cost flowers----not to bad considering.
any other questions ?

Somehow .. I feel there maybe some hidden costs.. of course..beautiful mountain nymph is quite a good start on the resume..

probably but if we stopped to worry about that no one would ever get any. Go with the mountain nymph.

 

[Lumpy 1]

well lets see what ya got and I'll tell ya if it's worth it.

Gosh George .. for a stalky fellow your rather light on your feet....

I know Lumpy----these gals just get my heart all aflutter and I forget my place. Keep me in line, bro !

Wait a second here .. you're George and you're stalky?

 

[dilloduck]

Gosh George .. for a stalky fellow your rather light on your feet....

I know Lumpy----these gals just get my heart all aflutter and I forget my place. Keep me in line, bro !

Wait a second here .. you're George and you're stalky?

don't try to mess with my head now Lumpy---It's getting late and I wanna know who I am before I pass out. I'm just the Dilloduck. That's all.

 

[Lumpy 1]

I know Lumpy----these gals just get my heart all aflutter and I forget my place. Keep me in line, bro !

Wait a second here .. you're George and you're stalky?

don't try to mess with my head now Lumpy---It's getting late and I wanna know who I am before I pass out. I'm just the Dilloduck. That's all.

.. just doing my job, bro

 

[dilloduck]

Wait a second here .. you're George and you're stalky?

don't try to mess with my head now Lumpy---It's getting late and I wanna know who I am before I pass out. I'm just the Dilloduck. That's all.

.. just doing my job, bro

and a damn good one ya do too----be sure and thank all the lovely ladies for participating in your Saturday night discussion.

 

[Lumpy 1]

don't try to mess with my head now Lumpy---It's getting late and I wanna know who I am before I pass out. I'm just the Dilloduck. That's all.

.. just doing my job, bro

and a damn good one ya do too----be sure and thank all the lovely ladies for particpating in your Saturday night discussion.

.. To you Sir...

I certainly will and to the Gentlemen also..

 

[Madeline]

There are some lovely, lovely men on USMB. Thankies for the reminder, guys.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Depends... is this a first date kinda thing. Or a "thank God..no kids" for a few hours kinda thing?

I see your point.. lets leave it up to you..

Leave what up to me? You are kinda lazy...huh? LOL

I just want you to be free to express yourself unhindered..

 

[Ringel05]

Party time ladies!

 

[syrenn]

Party time ladies!

now we are talking! Can i join you for a swim?

 

[Lumpy 1]

In this fast paced, fast food, I got no time, world we live in, is the art of seduction necessary?

Do the Gals now-a-days want the flowers, chocolates, the fine dining and wine, poetry in the moonlight, those sweetened words of praise for their beauty and charms.

Or .. is it just reduced to a quick burger, French fries, a brew-ski ..and bed..?

It all depends on what someone thinks of as "seduction" I don't consider any of what you described as seduction.

Maddie didn't like the metaphor of food so how about i spell it out in plain old English.



A quick kiss, a fast hug, and five minutes of fucking before you turn off the lights and go to sleep works but isn't very emotionally satisfying.



Then you have the times when your snuggling in bed and the mood really hits you. You got time for some heavy petting, hot tongue down the throat, and time enough for several position changes before both of you get off.


Now we are talking Seduction... (girl point of view for you lumpy)



You come home and start dinner. Your man comes home while you are preparing food and pins you up against the counter pressing into you from behind. Hands roaming all over while he kisses your neck. Your having dinner and he feeds you with his hands. Slowly striping on the way in to the bedroom you bring desert with you. Ice cream eaten off of each others body's. Hands and lips exploring every inch of each others bodies...



You get the idea. It all depends on what you consider seduction. Seduction is about getting into someones HEAD.

Well worth the cold shower...

 

[Madeline]

No, no, no Ringel. The chocolate cake batter is used for drawing, not bathing. And where's the red wine?

If you people are gonna raid my fantasies, at least get the details right.

Gheesh.

 

[Ringel05]

Party time ladies!

now we are talking! Can i join you for a swim?

Rubber ducky you're the one, you make bath time lots of fun.....

 

[Samson]

Party time ladies!

now we are talking! Can i join you for a swim?

Rubber ducky you're the one, you make bath time lots of fun.....

Ringel, you need the Shake Weight.