Crackerjack
Too sick for a cure
Apparently inhaling too much hairspray is hard on one's brain cells.Iowa, January 3: Dr. Paul receives 21% of the vote (just four percent behind the winner Santorum), and Gov. Rick Perry receives 10%. Dr. Paul secures seven delegates. Despite campaigning his ass off there, Perry secures exactly zero delegates.The notion that Paul will grab the nomination, despite losing virtually every primary, is a laugh and a half. It is tribute to the LaLa Land that narco-libertarians live in that they can continue to write crap like that.
New Hampshire, January 10: Dr. Paul receives 23% of the vote and garners five more delegates. One week after being an also-ran in Iowa, Perry fails to gain even one percent of the vote. Texas has executed almost as many people as voted for Perry in the New Hampshire primary.
After getting punked in the first two primaries, Governor Zoolander admits to colossal failure and retreats in shame to Austin. To date, Dr. Paul has only had two showings worse than Perry's best showing, the primary in Iowa.
Just something to think about.
Or was it that Perry could not name the third state in the primary, looked to Paul who just held 5 fingers up for him and then Perry went home, confused. Not remembering the next state in the primary.