I have discovered what makes Chicagoans so brain dead that they would support people like 0bama and elect asshats like Emmanuel. It’s called Malört. It’s a liquor that is made here. It not only tastes like burnt carpet, but it will seriously destroy your rain.
I have had fun, no doubt. I’ve eaten great food, drank too much alcohol, and brushed off too many panhandlers, but all in all, it was a good time. I would not want to live here though.