Only in Israel

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    Pictures, signs, views you can only see in Israel

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    Israeli in Eilat breakfast

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    "Dear tenants.
    The Eldar family drags furniture all over and makes noise on purpose. Especially on rest hours. Therefor, we are obligated to respond with the same amount of noise until the problem is solved. We appologize to the other neighbors suffering for it, but we have no other choice!
    the house committee"

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    Sign says: Emergency exist

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    Sign says : No swimming in here.

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    "Blind man, Please don't listen to the lift speaker, the floor reported is not correct"

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    "We have a terror attack in here, every two days. We've had one yesterday".

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    Ok, that one is not in Israel, but for sure an Israeli is responsible for this. LOL

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    Only in Israel: Ambulance blocking firefighting vihicles' exit

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    "If you weren't so FAT, you would have made it".

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    US tax dollars at work.
     
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    Go pick up your welfare check and shut the fuck up.
     
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    So fucking sexy, I love hot women with fire arms.
     
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    Those pictures make me homesick, but some explanations are needed for those of you who have never been to Israel, the country that you spend so much time bashing. Israeli breakfasts are enormous. "Ben Zona" Tours means "Bastard Tours". (?) Soldiers, both male and female, are everywhere, since there are terrorists lurking in every corner. Camels next to cars is like Tel-Aviv and Jerusalem, modern and ancient. Israel is quite a country, and y'all should visit.
     
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    Your female Israeli Soldiers are beautiful.
     
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    Schwartzers?:confused:
     

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