New Bar

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    This should probably be in humor but I thought it would be fitting here ........






    A new bar opens in town and everyone is talking about it. The buzz is
    > because it has a robot bartender. One fellow decides he has to see this
    > for
    > himself, so in he goes in and sits at the bar. Sure enough, a robot is
    > bartending. The man orders a drink and the robot asks him his IQ. The
    > man
    > replies that his IQ is 150. With that, the robot begins discussing
    > particle
    > physics, the development of hydrogen power cells and global warming. This
    > fellow is impressed. He wants to see what happens if he doesn't claim to
    > be
    > quite as bright. So, he leaves the bar and comes right back in and sits
    > down at a different stool. Again, the robot asks him for his IQ. This
    > time
    > the guy tells him it's 100. So the robot starts discussing football,
    > basketball and the proper way to grill a steak. Wow, this is amazing,
    > thinks the man and so he decides he wants to see how good this robot
    > really
    > is. Thus, he leaves the bar and comes back in for a third time. This
    > time
    > he tells the robot his IQ is 50. The robot asks, "So, are you Democrats
    > excited about the Kerry-Edwards ticket?"
     
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