> This should probably be in humor but I thought it would be fitting here ........ A new bar opens in town and everyone is talking about it. The buzz is > because it has a robot bartender. One fellow decides he has to see this > for > himself, so in he goes in and sits at the bar. Sure enough, a robot is > bartending. The man orders a drink and the robot asks him his IQ. The > man > replies that his IQ is 150. With that, the robot begins discussing > particle > physics, the development of hydrogen power cells and global warming. This > fellow is impressed. He wants to see what happens if he doesn't claim to > be > quite as bright. So, he leaves the bar and comes right back in and sits > down at a different stool. Again, the robot asks him for his IQ. This > time > the guy tells him it's 100. So the robot starts discussing football, > basketball and the proper way to grill a steak. Wow, this is amazing, > thinks the man and so he decides he wants to see how good this robot > really > is. Thus, he leaves the bar and comes back in for a third time. This > time > he tells the robot his IQ is 50. The robot asks, "So, are you Democrats > excited about the Kerry-Edwards ticket?"