My Apologies To =d= In Advance - The Worst Remake in History

[Shattered]

(Geek)

 

[dmp]

<i>**shakes head sadly**</i>

Custom. Indeed. Sorriest excuse for justifying fake boobs.

Oh. How do you justify fake hair? After all, you use hairspray to hold the hair into shapes it wasn't 'naturally' going to do?

No excuse needs to be made. It's a simple fact of biology that breasts equate with femininity. Breasts are the easiest way to provide identity as to the gender of a person. Breasts are motherly, luscious, sexy, nurturing. Women want larger breasts because women like boobs (nearly) as much as guys do.



( o Y o )

 

[dmp]

bump

Don't you mean bumps?

 

[Zhukov]

Fine! I'll do it myself...............please don't ding me, hahahahahah

 

[Shattered]

OMG!!! Gross.

 

[dmp]

Fine! I'll do it myself...............please don't ding me, hahahahahah

she looks pissed off!

 

[Zhukov]

Sorry. She doesn't smile.

Both pictures had that severe 'I want to rip your arms off' glare.

 

[Shattered]

I can't possibly imagine why I wouldn't smile.

That's gross. Now make it go away.

 

[Zhukov]

I can't possibly imagine why I wouldn't smile.

That's gross. Now make it go away.

Promise to provide us with a picture of you smiling within a week?

If so, poof, it will go away.

 

[Shattered]

Umm.. Yeeeaaaaaah...

<i>**crosses fingers behind back**</i>

 

[Zhukov]

Then there it shall remain.

 

[Shattered]

Punkass.

I don't smile for cameras. I hate pictures.

 

[dilloduck]

Fine! I'll do it myself...............please don't ding me, hahahahahah

woooo hooooooo now your talkin!!

 

[Zhukov]

Punkass.

I don't smile for cameras. I hate pictures.

I didn't mean to make you cry. It's gone.

 

[Shattered]

I didn't mean to make you cry. It's gone.

Ahh... girly tears.. Works every time. :kiss2:

 

[Zhukov]

Ahh... girly tears.. Works every time. :kiss2:

Are you smiling?

Quick, find a camera!

 

[Shattered]

That was worth an actual laugh, and you missed it.. :rotflmao:

 

[Zhukov]

Wait a hold it.....

Ahh... girly tears.. Works every time. :kiss2:

...?...

...:kiss2:...

Why Shattered! I had no idea....

 

[padisha emperor]

not even close. Have you SEEN the video?

wow.



worst remake in history?


I love Rock n Roll - B.Spears.

a great shame, yes.


For me, there is an other : I am a fan of the Pixies, so when I listen to the Placebo's cover of "Where Is My Mind".....And after, when I saw the videoclip....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH ! Brian Molko singing this song, he's a lucky man to not live in my neighborood !


Because I can't bear his voice in some of his songs, and in this cover, his voice is......well, you see.


But the worst covers for me, come from R'n'B.

A lot of singers make cover from old rock songs,with the RnB sauce, and then it gives Boyz II Men with a Beatles song.....

 

[Dan]

Let's not forget that Jessica Simpson also offered up a solid raping of John Mellencamp's "Jack and Diane" when she sampled it in some horrible song a few years back.

And, she also destroyed "Take My Breath Away".

That's 3 strikes. She's out!