My Apologies To =d= In Advance - The Worst Remake in History

[Zhukov]

Yes they are.

 

[Shattered]

Yup.. Real.. Real expensive.

 

[GotZoom]

Yup.. Real.. Real expensive.

The only reason we look at pictures of her is because we don't have any of you.

 

[Shattered]

And the only reason I'm giving you guys shit, is because you're acting like a bunch of high school kids peeking in on the cheerleaders changing clothes.

 

[dmp]

Psst... They're not real.

Would your lips be 'fake' if you wore lipstick?
Would your hair be 'fake' if you curl it?

Implants don't make breasts fake, they make them 'custom'.

 

[Shattered]

Would your lips be 'fake' if you wore lipstick?
Would your hair be 'fake' if you curl it?

Implants don't make breasts fake, they make them 'custom'.

That would be (by far) the poorest "excuse" made for someone ever known to man. Surely you can do better..

 

[GotZoom]

And the only reason I'm giving you guys shit, is because you're acting like a bunch of high school kids peeking in on the cheerleaders changing clothes.

Pssst....depends on the cheerleaders.

 

[Zhukov]

a.) they're real, no implants

b.) any straight man, between the ages of 12 and dead, would watch cheerleaders strip if given the chance

c.) i noticed you just brushed right by the comment about pictures of you....this is an oversight I believe you should rectify immeadiately, and two more words: dripping wet

 

[Shattered]

a.) they're real, no implants

b.) any straight man, between the ages of 12 and dead, would watch cheerleaders strip if given the chance

c.) i noticed you just brushed right by the comment about pictures of you....this is an oversight I believe you should rectify immeadiately, and two more words: dripping wet

A) Bullshit.
B) I know - it's sad, really.
C) You're right - I did. Dripping wet makes for a really bad hair day. Besides, I'm just "cute". Not "hot".

 

[GotZoom]

Not "hot".

Depends on what one finds "hot."

 

[Shattered]

Depends on what one finds "hot."

Valid point.

 

[dmp]

That would be (by far) the poorest "excuse" made for someone ever known to man. Surely you can do better..

excuse for what?

 

[Zhukov]

A) Bullshit.
B) I know - it's sad, really.
C) You're right - I did. Dripping wet makes for a really bad hair day. Besides, I'm just "cute". Not "hot".

a.) it's the truth, i swear
b.) not at all, it's....invigorating
c.) we'll be the judge of that

 

[dmp]

b.) any straight man, between the ages of 12 and dead, would watch cheerleaders strip if given the chance

Some gay men, too - as some cheerleaders are male.

 

[Zhukov]

Some gay men, too - as some cheerleaders are male.

Fair enough.

 

[Shattered]

a.) it's the truth, i swear
b.) not at all, it's....invigorating
c.) we'll be the judge of that

A) She lied - and since you have no way to prove otherwise, I win.
B) Well, that's one word for it.
C) Well, then get to work - there are two pics of me floating on this board somewhere.

 

[dmp]

excuse for what?

bump.

 

[Zhukov]

A) She lied - and since you have no way to prove otherwise, I win.
B) Well, that's one word for it.
C) Well, then get to work - there are two pics of me floating on this board somewhere.

a.) fake boobs don't move like that / the natural state of boobs is 'real', you can't prove they're fake, so therefore 'I' win

c.) /sigh, but not of you dripping wet....oh well, nothing ventured...

 

[Shattered]

bump.

<i>**shakes head sadly**</i>

Custom. Indeed. Sorriest excuse for justifying fake boobs.

 

[Zhukov]

I agree....but we can post pictures of them later. In the meantime...

bump