Maybe Jesus Has Already Returned

[BillyP]

Jesus has already returned, my brother claims to see him and talk to him.

 

[sealybobo]

Jesus IS back but he thinks his name is Barrack.

Don't believe me? Ask Disco Louie!

I thought Obama was a muslim? You fucking liars.

George Bush God told me to end the tyranny in Iraq World news The Guardian

Obugar, just thinks he's Jesus. You know, the savior of mankind.

Classic example of how you guys spew multiple lies, even if they contradict one another. Obama thinks he's Jesus one day and the next he's a radical muslim.

It is why I know Democrats, Liberals and Progressives are right. If they are constantly lying and can't keep their lies straight, why should I care what they say in the future?

Your bullshit lies may work on ignorant voters but not well informed ones.

Did Obama ever even once say god told him to do something? But Bush did. Bush is a fucking retarded son of a rich man. Proof anyone can be president. If people weren't so dumb a guy like that couldn't be president but he is a perfect representative of the stupid/greedy/ignorant people he represents. And of course the rich use religion to con the fools.

And if people weren't so dumb, the media wouldn't be able to brainwash us like they do now. In fact, people think the corporate media is "liberal". They don't realize it helped Bush lie us into Iraq and also helped Bush steal 2000 from Gore.

You are aware that Muslims believe Jesus to be a prophet who is going to return with the Madhi, right?

So they aren't necessarily incompatible arguments.

Pretty smart of them to put that in back 500 years ago when their religion was a small growing cult. You don't want to piss off the religion that has murdered more men in the name of their god.

Is he the son of god or a prophet?

And do you believe in the Madhi? Does your sect of Chrtistianity?

Besides, doesn't matter. Do you buy the muslim religion? So it, like your religion, is man made nonsense.

 

[Avatar4321]

Doesn't matter what I believe, we are talking about what they believe.

Muslims believe in the return of Christ too. It's different than Christians, but they do believe. So the arguments aren't inconsistent, even if they are wrong.

 

[sealybobo]

Doesn't matter what I believe, we are talking about what they believe.

Muslims believe in the return of Christ too. It's different than Christians, but they do believe. So the arguments aren't inconsistent, even if they are wrong.

He's just one of many prophets though.

Noah, Adam and Moses appear with even greater frequency. It states that Jesus was born to Mary as the result of virginal conception, a miraculous event which occurred by the decree of God

All this tells me is Islam is just another spin off of Christianity. It's like when the Jefferson's spawned from All in the Family.

 

[Avatar4321]

let's, for the sake of argument, say everything you just wrote is true.

how does that change the fact that since Muslims believe that Jesus Christ is returning? And how does any of that make it it inconsistent for anyone arguing that Obama is Muslim and claiming to be Jesus?

 

[Delta4Embassy]

I've always thought that if Jesus came back (looking like the imaginary man artists portray), the very people who say they love him would screech that he should keep his reactionary, socialist propaganda to himself, cut his hair, take a bath and get a job.

But, look at this man - If you saw him on the street, what would you think? What would you do?

"I consider it an extremely dangerous doctrine, because the more likely we are to assume that the solution comes from the outside, the less likely we are to solve our problems ourselves." Carl Sagan

If Christians are 'waiting for Jesus' return,' then they aren't being very good Christians are they?

 

[HenryBHough]

For those who feel Jesus has NOT returned please be advised that The White House master bedroom mirror emphatically disagrees with you.

 

[hobelim]

pretty sure people would notice Jesus returning in the sky with hosts of angels and the wicked catching fire.

That's diva behavior.

I believe that Jesus is a big fan of modesty and if He does come back, He'll do so quietly.

Scripture says his second appearance will be like a thief in the night who comes and steals away all of Satans possessions before the evil bastard or anyone of his household or in his employ wakes up.

Along with other off hand comments, "where the vultures gather, there lies the corpse.", sounds like it will be much like the first time..appearing like a worthless shepherd of little or no account.

 

[The Irish Ram]

"I consider it an extremely dangerous doctrine, because the more likely we are to assume that the solution comes from the outside, the less likely we are to solve our problems ourselves." Carl Sagan

If Christians are 'waiting for Jesus' return,' then they aren't being very good Christians are they?

According to the Bible if we are waiting for Christ to return we are doing exactly what a good Christian is suppose to do. You mistakenly quoted Carl Sagan as the authority on what Christians should be doing instead of Carl's creator, God.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

pretty sure people would notice Jesus returning in the sky with hosts of angels and the wicked catching fire.

You're always good for a laugh.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

let's, for the sake of argument, say everything you just wrote is true.

how does that change the fact that since Muslims believe that Jesus Christ is returning? And how does any of that make it it inconsistent for anyone arguing that Obama is Muslim and claiming to be Jesus?

First sentence doesn't even make sense.

Second sentence is just dumb.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

yep , isn't Jesus , according to scripture going to come back in a big way ?? I think I remember that he does !!

I thought he is supposedly a humble prophet and teacher.

Since it hasn't happened, what can you possibly "remember"?

Oh, you must mean the wild ravings of human beings?

 

[pismoe]

loose understand and reading of Scripture Luddley but if Jesus returns he returns in a big way !!

 

[ABikerSailor]

Jesus is going to HAVE to come back in a big way.

Why? Simple.................with the way that people have twisted the meaning of His words over the past 2,000 years, if He doesn't come back with a whole lot of shock and awe, nobody is going to believe He's who He says He is.

 

[pismoe]

Revelations --- in chapter 19 - 11 [how appropriate] says that he is on a white horse and then its best to read and come to yer own conclusion Luddely because I DON'T KNOW . Everything I understand - heard is that he comes back at the beginning of a / HIS war with satan , Armagedon but like I say , I don't know . Read for yerself but its my belief that if he comes back he won't be handing out cookies as he'll be busy carrying a sharp sword .

 

[ABikerSailor]

Ummmmm..................hate to tell you pismoe, but it's "Revelation", not "Revelations".

There is no "s" at the end.

If you're gonna quote it, you should at least know what book you're referring to and spell it correctly.

But then again.....................lots of Christians make that mistake. Apparently it's because they don't really know their own book.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Jesus is going to HAVE to come back in a big way.

Why? Simple.................with the way that people have twisted the meaning of His words over the past 2,000 years, if He doesn't come back with a whole lot of shock and awe, nobody is going to believe He's who He says He is.

Like I've said before, they'd yell and screech at him to take a bath, cut his hair and get a job.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Ummmmm..................hate to tell you pismoe, but it's "Revelation", not "Revelations".

There is no "s" at the end.

If you're gonna quote it, you should at least know what book you're referring to and spell it correctly.

But then again.....................lots of Christians make that mistake. Apparently it's because they don't really know their own book.

That doesn't stop them from pasting long, long, L-O-N-G passages from it.

 

[pismoe]

reed the book , last book of the new testiment I think , I looked fer Revelations and found the book and the description of Christs return in / at chapter 19 - 11 . More can be found I suppose but that's wot I found .

 

[ABikerSailor]

Like what I said.............it's singular not plural.

It's Revelation, not Revelations.

Check your Bible, you know I'm right.