Maybe Jesus Has Already Returned

[Luddly Neddite]

I've always thought that if Jesus came back (looking like the imaginary man artists portray), the very people who say they love him would screech that he should keep his reactionary, socialist propaganda to himself, cut his hair, take a bath and get a job.

But, look at this man - If you saw him on the street, what would you think? What would you do?

 

[deltex1]

I've always thought that if Jesus came back (looking like the imaginary man artists portray), the very people who say they love him would screech that he should keep his reactionary, socialist propaganda to himself, cut his hair, take a bath and get a job.

But, look at this man - If you saw him on the street, what would you think? What would you do?

I wanna look like him when I get old...solid dude...I guess.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

I've always thought that if Jesus came back (looking like the imaginary man artists portray), the very people who say they love him would screech that he should keep his reactionary, socialist propaganda to himself, cut his hair, take a bath and get a job.

But, look at this man - If you saw him on the street, what would you think? What would you do?

I wanna look like him when I get old...solid dude...I guess.

And apparently a genuinely good person.

 

[pismoe]

He is probably a bit tetched but looks to be a decent fellow that puts his begging proceeds to doing good work .

 

[September]

I've always thought that if Jesus came back (looking like the imaginary man artists portray), the very people who say they love him would screech that he should keep his reactionary, socialist propaganda to himself, cut his hair, take a bath and get a job.

But, look at this man - If you saw him on the street, what would you think? What would you do?

I like Hitler better.
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[HenryBHough]

Jesus IS back but he thinks his name is Barrack.

Don't believe me? Ask Disco Louie!

 

[Avatar4321]

pretty sure people would notice Jesus returning in the sky with hosts of angels and the wicked catching fire.

 

[konradv]

pretty sure people would notice Jesus returning in the sky with hosts of angels and the wicked catching fire.

Oh, is that what was going on?

 

[Mad Scientist]

Liberals pull that old line out every once in a while forgetting that when Jesus returns he'll be performing Miracles. That nice old man perform any miracles lately? Then he aint Jesus.

Sidebar: I'm pretty sure my Grandpa dropped bombs on Sofia, Bulgaria during the War.

 

[Mr Natural]

pretty sure people would notice Jesus returning in the sky with hosts of angels and the wicked catching fire.

That's diva behavior.

I believe that Jesus is a big fan of modesty and if He does come back, He'll do so quietly.

 

[koshergrl]

Jesus won't return until the temple is rebuilt.

This belongs in conspiracy theories.

 

[koshergrl]

PS..when he does come, everybody will know who he is.

 

[Avatar4321]

pretty sure people would notice Jesus returning in the sky with hosts of angels and the wicked catching fire.

That's diva behavior.

I believe that Jesus is a big fan of modesty and if He does come back, He'll do so quietly.

then I highly recommend reading the scriptures sometime.

 

[sealybobo]

Jesus IS back but he thinks his name is Barrack.

Don't believe me? Ask Disco Louie!

I thought Obama was a muslim? You fucking liars.

George Bush God told me to end the tyranny in Iraq World news The Guardian

 

[UllysesS.Archer]

Jesus IS back but he thinks his name is Barrack.

Don't believe me? Ask Disco Louie!

I thought Obama was a muslim? You fucking liars.

George Bush God told me to end the tyranny in Iraq World news The Guardian

Obugar, just thinks he's Jesus. You know, the savior of mankind.

 

[sealybobo]

Jesus IS back but he thinks his name is Barrack.

Don't believe me? Ask Disco Louie!

I thought Obama was a muslim? You fucking liars.

George Bush God told me to end the tyranny in Iraq World news The Guardian

Obugar, just thinks he's Jesus. You know, the savior of mankind.

Classic example of how you guys spew multiple lies, even if they contradict one another. Obama thinks he's Jesus one day and the next he's a radical muslim.

It is why I know Democrats, Liberals and Progressives are right. If they are constantly lying and can't keep their lies straight, why should I care what they say in the future?

Your bullshit lies may work on ignorant voters but not well informed ones.

Did Obama ever even once say god told him to do something? But Bush did. Bush is a fucking retarded son of a rich man. Proof anyone can be president. If people weren't so dumb a guy like that couldn't be president but he is a perfect representative of the stupid/greedy/ignorant people he represents. And of course the rich use religion to con the fools.

And if people weren't so dumb, the media wouldn't be able to brainwash us like they do now. In fact, people think the corporate media is "liberal". They don't realize it helped Bush lie us into Iraq and also helped Bush steal 2000 from Gore.

 

[pismoe]

yep , isn't Jesus , according to scripture going to come back in a big way ?? I think I remember that he does !!

 

[September]

Ask an American child who this is.

I wonder how many of them would say Jesus, lol.​

 

[I.P.Freely]

PS..when he does come, everybody will know who he is.

Give us a clue

 

[Avatar4321]

Jesus IS back but he thinks his name is Barrack.

Don't believe me? Ask Disco Louie!

I thought Obama was a muslim? You fucking liars.

George Bush God told me to end the tyranny in Iraq World news The Guardian

Obugar, just thinks he's Jesus. You know, the savior of mankind.

Classic example of how you guys spew multiple lies, even if they contradict one another. Obama thinks he's Jesus one day and the next he's a radical muslim.

It is why I know Democrats, Liberals and Progressives are right. If they are constantly lying and can't keep their lies straight, why should I care what they say in the future?

Your bullshit lies may work on ignorant voters but not well informed ones.

Did Obama ever even once say god told him to do something? But Bush did. Bush is a fucking retarded son of a rich man. Proof anyone can be president. If people weren't so dumb a guy like that couldn't be president but he is a perfect representative of the stupid/greedy/ignorant people he represents. And of course the rich use religion to con the fools.

And if people weren't so dumb, the media wouldn't be able to brainwash us like they do now. In fact, people think the corporate media is "liberal". They don't realize it helped Bush lie us into Iraq and also helped Bush steal 2000 from Gore.

You are aware that Muslims believe Jesus to be a prophet who is going to return with the Madhi, right?

So they aren't necessarily incompatible arguments.