Joe Biden sending emergency $40 billion worth of emergency aid to the Burning Man festival

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Biden Approves $40 Billion Worth Of Drugs To Be Airdropped To Burning Man

BLACK ROCK CITY, NV — President Biden has approved an emergency shipment of $40 billion worth of drugs be airdropped to stranded revelers at the Burning Man Festival.

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BLACK ROCK CITY, NV — President Biden has approved an emergency shipment of $40 billion worth of drugs be airdropped to stranded revelers at the Burning Man Festival.

"Look, Jack, we have 70,000 hippies stranded in tents in the middle of the desert with no uppers, downers, OR psychedelics," he noted from his beach chair in Delaware. "That's why I've asked Congress to declare a state of emergency and rush these much-needed drugs to Nevada immediately!"

Sources noted that supplies of illicit substances had been running low after heavy rains stranded attendees in the desert for several days. "Many of these folks only brought enough drugs for two days," a source at the festival noted. "As they remain stranded for the fourth day, people are beginning to reach critical levels of sobriety!"

Of course, Hunter Biden has been asked to spearhead the effort.

Finally, he is earning a living for having an expertise in something.

 

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Biden Approves $40 Billion Worth Of Drugs To Be Airdropped To Burning Man

BLACK ROCK CITY, NV — President Biden has approved an emergency shipment of $40 billion worth of drugs be airdropped to stranded revelers at the Burning Man Festival.

babylonbee.com

BLACK ROCK CITY, NV — President Biden has approved an emergency shipment of $40 billion worth of drugs be airdropped to stranded revelers at the Burning Man Festival.

"Look, Jack, we have 70,000 hippies stranded in tents in the middle of the desert with no uppers, downers, OR psychedelics," he noted from his beach chair in Delaware. "That's why I've asked Congress to declare a state of emergency and rush these much-needed drugs to Nevada immediately!"

Sources noted that supplies of illicit substances had been running low after heavy rains stranded attendees in the desert for several days. "Many of these folks only brought enough drugs for two days," a source at the festival noted. "As they remain stranded for the fourth day, people are beginning to reach critical levels of sobriety!"

Of course, Hunter Biden has been asked to spearhead the effort.

Finally, he is earning a living for having an expertise in something.

Weak sauce for actually funny satire offered by the New Yorker.