Man arrested after sending hundreds of used dildos to the White House on Valentine's Day...

[JGalt]

This thread is proof that there is a brain eating virus that only affects Trumpers that turns them into drooling idiots.

And your response is proof that you liberals are only here for our entertainment.

 

[1srelluc]

Unfortunately I watched that. Modern humor escapes me entirely , it reminds me of a last hurrah before death , not funny at all.

Did your folks have your funny bone removed at birth or was it elective surgery on your part?

 

[1srelluc]

And your response is proof that you liberals are only here for our entertainment.

And they certainly delivered in this thread.

 

[JGalt]

And they certainly delivered in this thread.

They should feel lucky. If they weren't so damned entertaining, the world would have no further use for them.

 

[1srelluc]

They should feel lucky. If they weren't so damned entertaining, the world would have no further use for them.

Can you even fathom what it would be like if they got together for a party?

I'm thinking something like this.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

...so "Joe Biden can go fuck himself."

"Washington, DC- Kurt Fellows (67), is being held by the Secret Service at an undisclosed location after a shipment containing close to 1000 previously used sex toys (dildos) arrived at the Whitehouse on Valentine’s Day addressed to President Biden. The letter attached to the shipment said, “Happy Valentine’s Day Sleepy Joe. Since you like to fuck all of us, why don’t you go fuck yourself?”.

While sending an unsolicited shipment of dildos to the President is grounds for arrest, not to mention a possible health concern, the addition of the letter (which for reasons of national security cannot be fully disclosed to the public at this time), put Kurt Fellows at the top of the todo list for the Secret Service. Federal agents went to Kurt Fellows’ Montana ranch and arrested him without incident.

Once in custody the self-proclaimed “Patriot” became belligerent and aggressive to the point where he had to be sedated and put into a straight jacket. Letters from friends, family, and acquaintances are already arriving in droves pleading for the release of Kurt Fellows. It’s clear his actions met with the support of his peers.

It is understood the Kurt Fellows had been collecting used sex toys from like minded women in the Montana area and that they were “more” than pleased with the idea of the President receiving a giant shipment of their sex toys for Valentine’s Day. No official statement from the Whitehouse has been released at time of this writing.

https://archive.ph/2024.03.07-07532...n-can-go-fck-himself/#selection-397.0-397.331

People threaten Trump days and night, RFK, Jr has has 2 people try to break into his house, but send the dildo in Chief a box of dildos and the Waffen SS is all over it.

Banana Fucking Republic

 

[Stann]

Did your folks have your funny bone removed at birth or was it elective surgery on your part?

We weren't / aren't into humor that targets people. This is an example of the worst kind of humor , not the best. My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're watch dogs. Have a good day !

 

[AMart]

That's illegal but a gay staffer recording himself having butthole sex in a Senate hearing room is ok?

 

[Blaster]

I think Jill ordered them.