Job Interview

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    chap goes to the Ministry of Defence for a job.
    The interviewer asks him - "Have you been in the armed services?"

    Yes" he says "I was in the Falklands for three years."

    The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks "Are you disabled in any way?"

    The guy says "Yes 100%... a land mine blew my testicles off."

    The interviewer tells the guy "OK.I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM . to 4:00 PM . You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00AM ."

    The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00 PM why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? "

    "This is a government job" the interviewer replies. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that........."
     
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    :clap2:I see Bootneck is at it again! Good one.
     

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