Magic Penis

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  1. DamnYankee
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    A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd
    buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and
    explained his situation. The man there said, ' Well, I don't know that I have
    anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except.. the Magic
    Penis!'

    The husband said, 'The what'?

    The man repeated, 'The Magic Penis,' and pulled out what seemed to be an
    ordinary dildo.

    The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!'

    The man then pointed to the door and said, ' Magic Penis, door!'

    The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding away
    at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that
    a crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said, 'Magic Penis, return
    to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box.

    The husband bought it and took it home to his wife. After the husband had
    been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis. She undressed,
    opened the box and said 'Magic Penis, my vagina.' The penis shot to her
    crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms,
    she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it
    out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it
    off so she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the closest
    hospital.

    On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the
    road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for
    her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.

    Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't had anything to drink officer
    You see, I've got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop
    screwing me.'

    The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah
    right... Magic Penis, my ass...!'

    The rest, as they say, is history...
     
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    LOL! Ouch! :lol:
     

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