If you could have free cosmetic surgery

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    ...by the best doctors in the field, what would you have done?

    me?

    Nose, Lipo of butt, abs, and thighs. Then a penis-reduction...to level the playing field. ;)

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    Nada! I'm already perfect!

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    I would have Michael Morre made to look like Mickey Mouse...that way he wouldn't have to change his initials. I would also have Hillary Clinton look like Monica Lewinsky; that way both the Clintons would be kept occupied and out of politics.
     
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    Two words: man boobs! :thup:









    Seriously, though, I would get a bit of fat taken off the gut.
     
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    I'd get my upper canines bonded into fangs.
     
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    I've seen this. It's cool.
     
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    Smaller :boobies: . And, if they could find a way to make me taller, I'd like that, too.
     
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    I wouldn't...I'm fine the way I am...I'm me. :thup:
     
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    What's wrong with that?
     

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