If you could have free cosmetic surgery

[5stringJeff]

What's wrong with that?

Those women who are less endowed would love to have the endowment... plus guys love 'em!

But it's all good.

 

[Mr. P]

Can't I just opt for the free surgery?

Well, it's risky ya know?
Now my solution on the other hand (hehehe) is risk free.

 

[Shattered]

I guess if you got a reduction you could just pass em around for show and tell ! :teeth:

Or, I guess I could sell them to Zhukov.

 

[Zhukov]

Or, I guess I could sell them to Zhukov.

Nope, not interested in damaged goods, thank you very much.

 

[Shattered]

Nope, not interested in damaged goods, thank you very much.

They're not the least bit damaged, TYVM.

 

[Zhukov]

They're not the least bit damaged, TYVM.

Well not yet.

I guess it's a good thing the free cosmetic surgery was only a hypothetical.

Your poor boobs, they're probably scared half to death. How on Earth will you ever make it up to them?

 

[fuzzykitten99]

gut, butt, thighs, and under chin. also my upper arms

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

:rotflmao:



"Excuse me, Sir.. Would you mind carrying.."

Nah. Nevermind. It just sounds wrong.

I can hire a midget for you to walk around and hold em up for ya...

 

[Joz]

Smaller

I know a woman who just had this done. (In fact I know a couple, and one enlargement) Anyway, this woman was so large that her flesh would tear if she went without support; alot of scar tissue. She's much happier, now.

 

[no1tovote4]

So many people with a poor image of themselves....


How many people would do the tongue splitting thing?

 

[Joz]

How many people would do the tongue splitting thing?

My tongue works great the way it is. Have you ever seen a tongue turn black after a piercing? No way, thank you.

 

[Johnney]

Hell.. You ain't gotta carry them around all day.

ill carry yours around :cof:

 

[Johnney]

id have to say that id get that spare tire removed!

 

[Said1]

So many people with a poor image of themselves....


How many people would do the tongue splitting thing?

Or "tip" splitting thing?

 

[Johnney]

Or "tip" splitting thing?

i just have a pa... none of that splitting thing for me! it was difficult enough to ge that

 

[Shattered]

I know a woman who just had this done. (In fact I know a couple, and one enlargement) Anyway, this woman was so large that her flesh would tear if she went without support; alot of scar tissue. She's much happier, now.

Ok.. I don't have *quite* that problem.. I'm just kinda small, and short.. I'd like things a little evened out...

 

[Said1]

i just have a pa... none of that splitting thing for me! it was difficult enough to ge that

PA?

 

[Shattered]

ill carry yours around :cof:

Somehow, I had a feeling you'd pop in... Funny the things people volunteer for, but a measly trip to take out the garbage is far too stressing on ones body. :tng:

 

[Johnney]

PA?

prince albert

 

[Johnney]

Somehow, I had a feeling you'd pop in... Funny the things people volunteer for, but a measly trip to take out the garbage is far too stressing on ones body. :tng:

well we have to set our priorities ya know