Teen Thanks Parents For Supporting Him Through That Time Of Confusion But Can He Have His Testicles Back Now

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Teen Thanks Parents For Supporting Him Through That Time Of Confusion But Can He Have His Testicles Back Now
LIFE·Apr 4, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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MORRISTOWN, NY — A teenage male identified as William Beauregard expressed gratitude to his parents Thursday for the love and support he received during his period of gender confusion before promptly asking that his testicles be returned.

"It's really great that you were there for me during that awkward time I thought I was Wilma Boo, a saucy young lady who was part dragon," William said. "But can I please have my testicles back now?"

William's parents explained that the testicles were gone — probably in a landfill somewhere — and that even if he got them back, doctors would be unable to reattach them since he was "just a weird Ken doll down there now."


According to sources, William underwent gender reassignment surgery back in 2023 because he was feeling "kind of sad" and, after months of therapy, realized the only thing that would make him happy was the thought of irreversibly mutilating his body so, of course, his parents let him.

"What were we supposed to do?" one of his two moms asked. "Not let him irreversibly mutilate his body? That's ridiculous!"

William argued the point further, but after being shown x-rays of his body that had been taken after the surgery — proving that the procedure could not be reversed — he decided it was time for another permanent change to a temporary problem: emancipating from his parents.

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

Too late! They fed 'em to the dog!

 

[Votto]

Too late! They fed 'em to the dog!

You did wut?

 

[Rambunctious]

Will these work?....

 

[JoeB131]

Oh, look, it's another unfunny Babylon Bee story.

 

[progressive hunter]

Oh, look, it's another unfunny Babylon Bee story.

youre right,,
its actually pretty sad cause we know this has happened,,

 

[Death-Ninja]

Geez, its to damn bad he is not a Canadian boy, they'd offer to kill him for free!

 

[Death-Ninja]

Oh, look, it's another unfunny Babylon Bee story.

That is a very fascinating component to you sick fucking fascist democrats, you lack in near totality, any semblance of sense of humor!

 

[JoeB131]

That is a very fascinating component to you sick fucking fascist democrats, you lack in near totality, any semblance of sense of humor!

I have a great sense of humor.

Good humor doesn't kick down, it punches up.

 

[Votto]

Oh, look, it's another unfunny Babylon Bee story.

For you.

Be a man for the first time in your life.

 

[sparky]

Vote the D's out that legislated this

it's NOT a satire, it's happening NOW!

~S~

 

[rampart]

Teen Thanks Parents For Supporting Him Through That Time Of Confusion But Can He Have His Testicles Back Now
LIFE·Apr 4, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
Click here to view this article with reduced ads.

MORRISTOWN, NY — A teenage male identified as William Beauregard expressed gratitude to his parents Thursday for the love and support he received during his period of gender confusion before promptly asking that his testicles be returned.

"It's really great that you were there for me during that awkward time I thought I was Wilma Boo, a saucy young lady who was part dragon," William said. "But can I please have my testicles back now?"

William's parents explained that the testicles were gone — probably in a landfill somewhere — and that even if he got them back, doctors would be unable to reattach them since he was "just a weird Ken doll down there now."


According to sources, William underwent gender reassignment surgery back in 2023 because he was feeling "kind of sad" and, after months of therapy, realized the only thing that would make him happy was the thought of irreversibly mutilating his body so, of course, his parents let him.

"What were we supposed to do?" one of his two moms asked. "Not let him irreversibly mutilate his body? That's ridiculous!"

William argued the point further, but after being shown x-rays of his body that had been taken after the surgery — proving that the procedure could not be reversed — he decided it was time for another permanent change to a temporary problem: emancipating from his parents.

maybe we can refer to matthew for help....here it is matt 5:30

And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

that right hand must have offended these kids pretty badly, maybe hiding under the sheets in unnatural coupling with another offensive organ.

maybe cutting it off is the only way this kid can get his right hand back. teens can become quite obsessive on this matter.

or so i heard.

 

[sparky]

or so i heard.

heard it from who ramp?

~S~

 

[JoeB131]

Vote the D's out that legislated this

it's NOT a satire, it's happening NOW!

~S~

Your sexual insecurities would be funny if they weren't sad.

 

[BackAgain]

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You did wut?

No seconds bitch.

 

[sparky]

Your sexual insecurities would be funny if they weren't sad.

I dont advocate sexual predators descending on our children Joe


that's my bottom line, not sorry

~S~

 

[JoeB131]

I dont advocate sexual predators descending on our children Joe


that's my bottom line, not sorry

~S~

Well, nobody is doing that.

But keep pretending your sexual panic is an important issue.

 

[sparky]

ell, nobody is doing that

you really need to pay more attention then Joe

~S~

 

[rampart]

heard it from who ramp?

~S~

"people are saying ......" trrump

 

[JoeB131]

you really need to pay more attention then Joe

~S~

I am paying attention. It's estimated that there are 300,000 transgender kids in this country. Only about 14,000 are receiving hormone therapy (less than 5%). Almost none are getting reassignment surgery. This is not a crisis, no matter how much you want it to be.