If I were the Devil - Paul Harvey

[PaintMyHouse]

Here's my bet, you were raised a Christian.

Stay out of Vegas.

And Christianity BTW, is a faith for fools, slaves, and children.

 

[jwoodie]

Here's my bet, you were raised a Christian.

Stay out of Vegas.

And Christianity BTW, is a faith for fools, slaves, and children.

How about "all the [other] religions in the history of mankind" that you claim to know so much about?

 

[PaintMyHouse]

Here's my bet, you were raised a Christian.

Stay out of Vegas.

And Christianity BTW, is a faith for fools, slaves, and children.

How about "all the [other] religions in the history of mankind" that you claim to know so much about?

Almost as dumb, but not quite until you get to Mormonism. That cult takes the cake currently.

 

[Capstone]

. . .As for judging God? I wouldn't.

Speaking for myself here, it's not about "judging god"; it's about rejecting religious mythology as a remotely sound basis on which to justify day-to-day actions.

How could I judge a being for whom there exists not a stitch of objective evidence that he exists (or that he ever existed) beyond the deluded imaginations of people like you, Jeremiah?

 

[JoeB131]

Satan is the Father of every lie, every false religion including Communism, Nazism, Paganism, Mormonism, Islam, Catholicism, Satanism, Hinduism, Humanism, Evolutionism and the rest. You do the math, R.W..

As for judging God? I wouldn't.

You know there are days where I wonder if Jerry is really as nutty as she sounds. Or if she's just having us on.

 

[jwoodie]

. . .As for judging God? I wouldn't.

Speaking for myself here, it's not about "judging god"; it's about rejecting religious mythology as a remotely sound basis on which to justify day-to-day actions.

How could I judge a being for whom there exists not a stitch of objective evidence that he exists (or that he ever existed) beyond the deluded imaginations of people like you, Jeremiah?

Religion separates humans from animals. Which are you?

 

[JoeB131]

Why do I have this image of Jerry Distributing Chick Tracks when she's not here.

 

[rightwinger]

If I were the Devil, I'd wonder why the guy who killed millions of people, including babies in the great flood, or the first born in Egypt, and then spent thousands of years torturing my "Chosen" people, is considered "Good".

While I only killed 10 people on a bar bet with this guy, and I'm considered "Evil".

Who did the devil actually kill? We know he tempted people, but how many were slaughtered?

Satan is the Father of every lie, every false religion including Communism, Nazism, Paganism, Mormonism, Islam, Catholicism, Satanism, Hinduism, Humanism, Evolutionism and the rest. You do the math, R.W..

As for judging God? I wouldn't.

Does God have a temper?
Will he smite me for criticizing his killings of millions of people? That seems like the petty response the Devil would make

 

[Capstone]

Religion separates humans from animals. ...

So does any other fictional product of the imagination.

...Which are you?

Well, I'm certainly not so enamored with the human mind's capacity to fantasize as to overlook the baser 'animal' attributes of my own biology.

Get over yourself already.

 

[jwoodie]

Religion separates humans from animals. ...

So does any other fictional product of the imagination.

...Which are you?

Well, I'm certainly not so enamored with the human mind's capacity to fantasize as to overlook the baser 'animal' attributes of my own biology.

Thanks for sharing. Always interesting to study other species.

 

[Capstone]

Thanks for sharing. Always interesting to study other species.

Hey, I'm only too happy at the thought of not being a member of yours.

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

If I were the Devil, I'd wonder why the guy who killed millions of people, including babies in the great flood, or the first born in Egypt, and then spent thousands of years torturing my "Chosen" people, is considered "Good".

While I only killed 10 people on a bar bet with this guy, and I'm considered "Evil".

Who did the devil actually kill? We know he tempted people, but how many were slaughtered?

Satan is the Father of every lie, every false religion including Communism, Nazism, Paganism, Mormonism, Islam, Catholicism, Satanism, Hinduism, Humanism, Evolutionism and the rest. You do the math, R.W..

As for judging God? I wouldn't.

Does God have a temper?
Will he smite me for criticizing his killings of millions of people? That seems like the petty response the Devil would make

The bible is very clear on this one, R.W. Read it.

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

Why do I have this image of Jerry Distributing Chick Tracks when she's not here.

Thank you for the compliment, Joe. I appreciate that encouraging word.

 

[rightwinger]

If I were the Devil, I'd wonder why the guy who killed millions of people, including babies in the great flood, or the first born in Egypt, and then spent thousands of years torturing my "Chosen" people, is considered "Good".

While I only killed 10 people on a bar bet with this guy, and I'm considered "Evil".

Who did the devil actually kill? We know he tempted people, but how many were slaughtered?

Satan is the Father of every lie, every false religion including Communism, Nazism, Paganism, Mormonism, Islam, Catholicism, Satanism, Hinduism, Humanism, Evolutionism and the rest. You do the math, R.W..

As for judging God? I wouldn't.

Does God have a temper?
Will he smite me for criticizing his killings of millions of people? That seems like the petty response the Devil would make

The bible is very clear on this one, R.W. Read it.

Killing babies is pretty mean in my book.

Now, if it was the Devil that the Bible said did such a thing.....you might have a point

 

[g5000]

If I were the Devil, I would create a 24 hour media empire devoted to separating people into Us vs. Them. I would tear humanity apart and never allow them to come together.

I would convince my viewers that there was always some other group of people taking something from them, and I would hammer away on infinite variations of that theme over and over and over and over.

Day after day, 24/7/365.

 

[rightwinger]

If I were the Devil, I would create a 24 hour news channel devoted to separating people into Us vs. Them. I would tear humanity apart and never allow them to come together.

I would convince my viewers that there was always some other group of people taking something from them, and I would hammer away on infinite variations of that theme over and over and over and over.

Day after day, 24/7/365.

If I were the Devil, I would create a Message Board that encouraged people to attack each other 24/7. I would give them neg reps to attack each other and then I would take it away and watch them whimper

 

[BlindBoo]

If I were the Devil, I'd wonder why the guy who killed millions of people, including babies in the great flood, or the first born in Egypt, and then spent thousands of years torturing my "Chosen" people, is considered "Good".

While I only killed 10 people on a bar bet with this guy, and I'm considered "Evil".

Who did the devil actually kill? We know he tempted people, but how many were slaughtered?

Satan is the Father of every lie, every false religion including Communism, Nazism, Paganism, Mormonism, Islam, Catholicism, Satanism, Hinduism, Humanism, Evolutionism and the rest. You do the math, R.W..

As for judging God? I wouldn't.

Not true. Satan is the fallen Angel of Light, Lucifer. It is one of the many supernatural beings of that particular brand of mythology.

 

[JoeB131]

Why do I have this image of Jerry Distributing Chick Tracks when she's not here.

Thank you for the compliment, Joe. I appreciate that encouraging word.

You do realize that only crazy people read Chick Tracks, right?