i never had a female coworker deliver food to my desk before

[fbj]

she was making pizza in the breakroom and brought me a piece all the way to my desk. She could have just told me it would be ready in 10 minds

i think she wants to me naked

we never had a social interaction before today. I think my curly hair is laying the right way

 

[Auld Phart]

If you act at work like you do here....

Check it for poison.

 

[JGalt]

she was making pizza in the breakroom and brought me a piece all the way to my desk. She could have just told me it would be ready in 10 minds

i think she wants to me naked

we never had a social interaction before today. I think my curly hair is laying the right way

Should have said "Thanks, sweetmeat" and slapped her on the ass.

Never mind what the HR department says, women like that kinda stuff

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Most likely, they didn't want you coming around so they did a pre-emptive strike.
Your ego is telling you what you want to hear.

 

[dblack]

If you act at work like you do here....

Check it for poison.

No, no.... don't. I'm sure it's fine.

 

[okfine]

she was making pizza in the breakroom and brought me a piece all the way to my desk. She could have just told me it would be ready in 10 minds

i think she wants to me naked

we never had a social interaction before today. I think my curly hair is laying the right way

She probably didn't want you to see the "special" ingredient she added.

 

[Harry Dresden]

she was making pizza in the breakroom and brought me a piece all the way to my desk. She could have just told me it would be ready in 10 minds

i think she wants to me naked

we never had a social interaction before today. I think my curly hair is laying the right way

probably a former male....thats why you are attracted to "her"...

 

[Likkmee]

Tastes

she was making pizza in the breakroom and brought me a piece all the way to my desk. She could have just told me it would be ready in 10 minds

i think she wants to me naked

we never had a social interaction before today. I think my curly hair is laying the right way

She probably didn't want you to see the "special" ingredient she added.

Like anchovy?

 

[toobfreak]

she was making pizza in the breakroom and brought me a piece all the way to my desk. She could have just told me it would be ready in 10 minds
i think she wants to me naked

we never had a social interaction before today. I think my curly hair is laying the right way

My guess it was the piece someone dropped on the floor and spit all over and they all said: give it to that clueless fuckwit at the desk so full of himself! I bet they were in tears laughing as you ate it!

 

[ZZ PUPPS]

Mountain oyster pizza, no doubt

 

[fbj]

me thinks its some hidden attraction. she had to do a lot of walking to get to my desk

 

[Harry Dresden]

me thinks its some hidden attraction. she had to do a lot of walking to get to my desk

maybe she thinks you used to be a woman ....

 

[The Irish Ram]

You have a desk?

 

[toobfreak]

me thinks its some hidden attraction. she had to do a lot of walking to get to my desk

Flies go a long way to land on a piece of dog crap, too.

 

[fbj]

You have a desk?

how else can i use a computer

 

[sparky]

i think she wants to me naked

methinks she wanted to give you a piece of pizza.....

~S~

 

[The Irish Ram]

You have a desk?

how else can i use a computer

I just sort of saw you as a shovel kind of guy...

 

[Vastator]

she was making pizza in the breakroom and brought me a piece all the way to my desk. She could have just told me it would be ready in 10 minds

i think she wants to me naked

we never had a social interaction before today. I think my curly hair is laying the right way

I dont know if anyone here ever bothered to tell you... But in all seriousness... There is something very fucking wrong with you. Seriously... You should talk to someone about it. Not here though... Clearly that isn't helping. I'm talking "professional help". If not for you; do it for the next woman who confuses you. A rape charge wont improve your situation. I swear...

 

[fbj]

she was making pizza in the breakroom and brought me a piece all the way to my desk. She could have just told me it would be ready in 10 minds

i think she wants to me naked

we never had a social interaction before today. I think my curly hair is laying the right way

I dont know if anyone here ever bothered to tell you... But in all seriousness... There is something very fucking wrong with you. Seriously... You should talk to someone about it. Not here though... Clearly that isn't helping. I'm talking "professional help". If not for you; do it for the next woman who confuses you. A rape charge wont improve your situation. I swear...

No one woman is doing all of that unless she has some attraction

 

[CWayne]

So, did you thank sugar tits for her thoughtfulness?