I hope this is a joke, Marines ban Audible Farting

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    Marine Corps bans audible farting in Afghanistan



    Marines To Ban Audible Farts In Afghanistan (VIDEO)

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    It does sound like a perfectly logical move. Considering it is the military making it.

    Send Beano to our boys in Afganistan, please.
     
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    I have read some crazy policy and you just might be right! :eek:
     
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    If any of you have ever been stationed with the homoerotic homophobic marines you would understand.
     
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    Fuck you asshole.
     
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    My uncle always told me that men will explode if they try to hold in their farts.
     
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    Explode while holding it in while trying to fight those willing to strap a bomb to their chest while screaming that they do not want to hear someone pass gas. :eusa_eh:
     
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    Huffington again. Nuff said.
     
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    :lol::lol: Why doesn't this surprise me--:lol::lol: "Court Marshaled for farting?"
     
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    While I was in the Army it was common knowledge that after someone got out of Marine boot camp they were no longer capable of producing an audible fart..
     

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