I am so awesome looking for my age

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    bitches hit on me all the time in supermarkets etc

    nice problem to have

    I try to ignore them
     
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    You and Keith Richards.
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfdTUGMMi_c]If you think im sexy(Austin Powers) - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Don't kid yourself. It's your mind they're after.
    Your vast knowlege of political and economic topics has them swooning.
    And your grasp of the world of sports is second to none.

    Throw in your impeccable oratory skills, and you're a regular James Bond.
     
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    What do they hit you with?
    Baseball bat, rocks, tire irons, chains?
    And why do you go to supermarkets to get hit by them?
     
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    Hey, I'm no expert but I'd bet a good part of your magnetism is because you consider them bitches.
     
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    Here's something to try:


    Grab your wad and say, "Yo Bitch. Wanna piece of this?"


    See if they continue to hit on you.
     
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    so female dogs like you......they just think you smell like shit......
     
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    Most gay men like you do ignore them.
     
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    Excellent sentence structure.


    I give you an F+.
     

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