How great must it be to be Travis Kelce?

[MarathonMike]

The guy has 2 rings and headed for another Super Bowl. His girlfriend is Taylor Swift. He gets millions to do silly commercials. I'm not a Chief's fan or a Kelce fan, but dayum! If the Chiefs win the Super Bowl he might actually get into Taylor's pants! Wait what?

 

[Oddball]

Having a GF that is higher maintenance than an aircraft carrier isn't any great shakes.....Matters not who you are or how much money you have.

 

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[Dekster]

The guy has 2 rings and headed for another Super Bowl. His girlfriend is Taylor Swift. He gets millions to do silly commercials. I'm not a Chief's fan or a Kelce fan, but dayum! If the Chiefs win the Super Bowl he might actually get into Taylor's pants! Wait what?

Taylor will bore with her toy soon enough. She's got Bette Davis eyes.

 

[Oddball]

Taylor will bore with her toy soon enough. She's got Bette Davis eyes.

Worse...He'll become one of the songs that the dizzy Swifties swoon over.

 

[Synthaholic]

Having a GF that is higher maintenance than an aircraft carrier isn't any great shakes.....Matters not who you are or how much money you have.

Why do you say she's high maintenance?

 

[Failzero]

She must be like sleepin with a sack of antlers .

 

[odanny]

I'd hit it.

 

[Failzero]

I'd hit it.

I’d take her to Iron Skillet & Waffle House & In & Out a few times then I’d consider it

 

[Magnus]

 

[SweetSue92]

Having a GF that is higher maintenance than an aircraft carrier isn't any great shakes.....Matters not who you are or how much money you have.

She's a billionaire. If she's high maintenance, she can maintain her own self.

 

[SweetSue92]

Taylor will bore with her toy soon enough. She's got Bette Davis eyes.

The hate she gets is just unreal. She was with her last man for SIX YEARS. Before that, in her early 20s, OH NO! She dated different men.

Dads, Brads and Chads stay mad tho

 

[SweetSue92]

Someone commented on Twitter that in the last game, CBS showed her for a total of 25 SECONDS.

The comment that won the internet: "To be fair though, 25 seconds is a long time for a lot of men"

Sorry, I died

 

[Vastator]

I’d take her to Iron Skillet & Waffle House & In & Out a few times then I’d consider it

You might suggest In & Out, but she'd rather have 5 Guys...

 

[SweetSue92]

You might suggest In & Out, but she'd rather have 5 Guys...

She dated Joe Alwyn for six years.

Before that, from the ages of 19-27, we have a record of her dating nine men. Some of them she only dated for a month, so they went on three dates and it didn't work out. We know of ALL of them only because she's so famous.

Men in the business can find women in the audience, sleep with them, and move on to the next city, but heaven forbid that Taylor Swift date different men in her early 20s.....

 

[Dekster]

The hate she gets is just unreal. She was with her last man for SIX YEARS. Before that, in her early 20s, OH NO! She dated different men.

Dads, Brads and Chads stay mad tho

Only person mad is someone who knows exactly how long she has dated anyone.

 

[WinterBorn]

Having a GF that is higher maintenance than an aircraft carrier isn't any great shakes.....Matters not who you are or how much money you have.

She has people for her maintenance, I'm sure.

I agree with the OP.

 

[citygator]

It’s a fun add to football. My wife likes watching the games now for Taylor Swift clips and cheers for Travis. I’m just glad there is no complaining football is on again. I hope they get married and crank out some little chief fans and I’ll be watching football in the house twice the allowable rate. Win win.

 

[Vastator]

It’s a fun add to football. My wife likes watching the games now for Taylor Swift clips and cheers for Travis. I’m just glad there is no complaining football is on again. I hope they get married and crank out some little chief fans and I’ll be watching football in the house twice the allowable rate. Win win.

My money says she dies childless...

 

[WinterBorn]

My money says she dies childless...

You may be right. But that will be a choice for her.