Going to the grocery store to get some stuff for Xmas dinner

[xotoxi]

 

[Paulie]

That's Nikki Benz, a porn star.

















Luissa told me

 

[Xenophon]

Luissa is an expert on porn stars.

 

[uscitizen]

You mean stuff is closed on Christmas day?
Damn commie religious types interfering with my freedom to shop!
No wonder sales are down.

 

[dilloduck]

She gave me one for Christmas

 

[Ringel05]

My hand is otherwise occupied at the moment. I'll savor it for later!

 

[xotoxi]

You mean stuff is closed on Christmas day?

A few years ago, I was visiting my wife's family in Queens. We decided on Christmas Day that we wanted ham, so we assumed that a grocery store in Great Neck, LI (read: Jewish) would be open.

WRONG!

 

[Paulie]

My hand is otherwise occupied at the moment. I'll savor it for later!

So you're masturbating? That's CHEATING

 

[Ringel05]

My hand is otherwise occupied at the moment. I'll savor it for later!

So you're masturbating? That's CHEATING