Going to the grocery store to get some stuff for Xmas dinner

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    Luissa told me :D
     
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    You mean stuff is closed on Christmas day?
    Damn commie religious types interfering with my freedom to shop!
    No wonder sales are down.
     
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    A few years ago, I was visiting my wife's family in Queens. We decided on Christmas Day that we wanted ham, so we assumed that a grocery store in Great Neck, LI (read: Jewish) would be open.

    WRONG!
     
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