God loves drunk people too.

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    A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
    door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
    stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

    "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

    He slams the door and returns to bed.

    "Who was that?" asked his wife.

    "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

    "Did you help him?" she asks.

    "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

    "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
    three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? .

    I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God
    loves drunk people too."

    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
    rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

    "Yes," comes back the answer.

    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

    "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

    "Where are you?" asks the husband.

    "Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.
     
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    When I get drunk I love God.

    Then I sober up and reason God away.
     

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