The move ended months of riots across the nation as progressives no longer had time to burn down American cities, instead getting shipped across the ocean to burn down foreign cities.
Genius Trump Criticizes War Causing Millions Of Liberals To Sign Up For Military
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a move that instantly ended the riots across the country and solved the armed forces' recruitment problem, President Donald Trump criticized the endless wars of the U.S. military.
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