Family Trait: Along With Dead Females In The Car Or On The Doorstep

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    At first there was the tale of young Paddy Kennedy bouncing off the concrete barriers in downtown DC at 2:00 AM one hot July morning, clad only in his shorts, on his way to cast his vote in the House Of Representatives. In one of the rarer, recorded instances in Democratic Party lore, the young Democrat found something else to blame other than George W Bush for his aberrant behavior, the Phenergan cough syrup and the Ambien his doctors had prescribed for him. The quart of scotch, like father, like son, he had consumed earlier in the evening didn't require a doctors order. Now young Kerry, nee' of the Kennedy clan, has added to the legend of the familial weakness toward Ambien (and scotch) by leading the NY State police on a scintillating 100mph chase down I-684. It was rumored that the personnel on duty in the tower at Westchester Airport, located exquisitely close to the runway, er highway, Ms Kennedy was using at the time to make her getaway from the police had to shut down landings and takeoffs until the jetwash air turbulence from Ms Kennedy's and her entourage's passage had subsided.
    Thankfully, no additional caucasian females turned up dead on any Kennedy doorsteps the next morning. Mary Jo Kopechne and the multiple other female victims of the Kennedy clan couldn't be reached for comment.


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    It is all Kennedy's fault.
     
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    It's all part of the curse of basking in the glow of Camelot. Some ski drunk into trees, some drive drunk off an unfamiliar bridge they've traversed for years, and some just find other ways to hurt, maim, or kill themselves. So buck up, Kerry. You're still alive and kicking and eligible for future consideration in the family lotto game.
     

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