Drag- Philly Cinco De Mayo Celebrations Canceled

[MisterBeale]

Alright then.
Why do we celebrate St. Patrick's Day?

Here's why.

Sure an' yer goin' ta hell fer that, Lad!

Did I tell you my favorite Irish toast? Fits this site perfectly ----

Here's to you and here's to me!
May we never disagree!
But if by chance we ever do
Then here's to me! Ta hell with you!

My favorite Irish toast: "May you be in Heaven 5 minutes before the Devil knows you're gone"

Actual Irish toast;

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

 

[Sunni Man]

Two Irishmen "walked" out of a pub.

Hey, it could happen.......