Clinton / Titanic book Report

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    Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books: Titanic & My life by Bill Clinton

    One student turned in the following book report.


    Titanic....Cost-$29.99
    Clinton....Cost-$29.99

    Titanic....Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton....Over 3 hours to read

    Titanic.... The story of Jack & Rose, their forbidden love & subsequent catastrophe
    Clinton.... The story of Bill & Monica, their forbidden love & subsequent catastrophe.

    Titanic...Jack is a starving artist
    Clinton.... Bill is a bullshit artist.

    Titanic....In one scene Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton....Ditto for Bill.

    Titanic....During the ordeal Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton.... Ditto for Monica

    Titanic....Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton....Lets not go here.

    Titanic...Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
    Clinton....Monica's forced to return her gifts

    Titanic....Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton....Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

    Titanic....Rose goes down on a vessel full of seaman.
    Clinton....Monica...Ooh. Lets not go there either.

    Titanic....Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton....Bill goes home to Hillary, basically the same thing.

    His professor gave him an A+ for the report ..... :eusa_angel:
     
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