What has 9 arms and sucks???

[Malice]

Def Leppard

 

[strollingbones]

that is so bad.....

 

[Moonglow]

Does he always find old rockers to give him blow jobs?

 

[mamooth]

Time to recycle this old one ...


Tonto and the Lone Ranger are out in the wild somewhere, listening to the war drums in the distance.

Tonto (staring at the horizon): Must go now, kemosabe. Drums have stopped. When drums stop, very bad.

Lone Ranger: Why, Tonto? What bad thing happens after the drums stop?

Tonto (pauses and turns to Lone Ranger): ... Bass solo.

 

[strollingbones]

i think i get it.....

 

[strollingbones]

okay here is an oldie but hey she is running for president....

man survives a ship wreck with a dog and a pig....after a few months he begins to look at the pig in an amorous manner but any time he puts the moves on the pig...the dog objects and stops him....months pass and he and the dog are just at a stand off.....when one day he hears a voice screaming for help and runs into the surf to find hillary clinton ....drowning in the surf...he pulls her out....she huffs and puffs but finally catches her breath and says to him....what can i do to repay you....he thinks for a minute and says..."how about holding this dog"?