Caption Time: We Are Really In Trouble

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    Well.. he's waiting for the stimulus spending to hire the temp government worker to come out and cut the metal to make a path for the umbrella... then wait for more government spending money to hire a second temporary worker to weld a new piece in place to make it like new... however he was still waiting on the original side and never got the umbrella through... so had to hire another person to recut the metal again, this time with also hiring a supervisor to make sure it was done right and a traffic officer to guide Obama and his umbrella through... then wait for the next batch of government spending to hire someone to counsel those workers to find another job, another welder to fix the framework back to standard, a census worker to count the people who showed up, an OSHA person to ask a lot of questions about the workforce practice, and a press secretary to announce how great it is that Obama is creating all these jobs... meanwhile a day later every one of them is laid off again, because the reasoning behind the job was bullshit to begin with, and the taxpayer was charged 214MIL for the labor and materials of everything... And the very next day left wingers cry and moan because someone who does not listen to Olberman pointed out on USMB that it was all unnecessary to begin with because the rain stopped 5 minutes before the incident
     
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    no seriously, it worked for mary poppins, watch
     
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    I would call in an air strike myself
     
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    "Hey Boehner, don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"
     
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    Needs a portable Teleprompter i guess. He does seem pretty lost without his Teleprompter. :)
     
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    "I'm serious, Michelle. That gate wasn't there before Bush was president."
     
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    Watch this honey. Well shit, i thought i had this trick down! cris angle will be so disappointed in me!

    :lol:
     
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    Parasol kicks President's ass. Film at 11.
     
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    Umbrella Fail!
     

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