~Body Language~

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    A young couple left the sex therapist's office determined to develop more effective body language.

    "Alright," said the husband, "when I want sex, I'll rub your right breast. When I don't want sex, I'll rub your left breast."

    "Okay," said the wife, "What should I do then?"

    "Well, when you want to have sex," he told her, "rub my penis once. When you don't want any sex, rub it 200 times."
     
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    Guy ask his wife for sex.. She said, I have a head ache.. He said, I'm not going to fuck you in the head.
     
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    when the weathers hot and sticky, that's the time for dunkin dicky.
     

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