Because I believe you are lying.lol.. I would rather be a militant atheist Jew than a pusillanimous gullible numbskull anytime, but, I am not Jewish for christ's sake..Whats your problem? I'm pretty sure I told you about a thousand times.Only to militant atheist Jews.Are you suggesting his eminence the FSM (tomato sauce be unto Him) does not have the power to land??
Heretic! Stone him!
Not so fast! What better way is there to show love and devotion to the FSM than to celebrate his torture in boiling water and death as you eat?
We call that "communion" in my house...
We? Ya'll celebrate the boiling of the noodle, the serving of the noodle, and the eating of the noodle in your home and not the sacred sanctuary of the monster?
Balsphemy!
Unbeliever!
Why do I feel like I'm in The Life of Brian?