A Day in the Life...

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    <center><h1><font color=red>"A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE THE BUSH SUPPORTER"</font></h1></center>

    Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.

    All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too.

    He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

    In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

    Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for the laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

    He walks on the government-provided sidewalk to subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

    Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.

    If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune. It is noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.

    Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime. Joe also forgets that his in addition to his federally subsidized student loans, he attended a state funded university.

    Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards to go along with the tax-payer funded roads.

    He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans.

    The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.

    He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.

    Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like me!
     
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    The Coffee Pot is labelled with a warning: "Do not use this while sleeping or in the tub!" because some liberal trial attorney found a jury stupid enough to award a defendant for sleepwalking and using his coffeemaker. This also made the coffeemaker $30 more expensive than it would be otherwise.


    And for several billion dollars per gallon we can make it better, screams the liberal on TV! Cost effective my ass, you just want to drink dirty water! Fighting the new clean water standards, you criminal!

    He chuckles wondering why people would think that just because he is conservative in politics he would want to drink dirty water.

    But he makes tens of thousands less because his health insurance costs his employers so much that they cannot afford to pay him more. Unfortunately the new cure for his disease has not been found because R&D is curtailed by the cost of testing and paying lawsuits for people that put EARdrops in their EYES.

    And Joe gets 30,000 less in pay per year because of the high cost of his medical insurance. If Joe had the choice he would have paid for his own and gotten the 30,000.

    And it costs several more dollars per pound because the new "fear-free" slaughter houses cost the company who packed it several million dollars in upkeep costs per year.

    It also costs several dollars when in reality should only cost 35 cents but this is because of the lawsuit that caused them to put the warning lable on the bottle: "Do not apply to eyes!" caused the company that bottles the shampoo to raise their prices in order to insure profit for the shareholders who are 85% people that are in Blue Collar retirement programs.

    While clean of particle pollution the air in the city is polluted with gasses emitted from our cars but ignored by government because they have never been included in the "gas of the day" lawsuit that made them change the laws to include the particle pollution. Knowing that the laws specifically allow huge amounts of poisonous gasses while putting strict restrictions randomly on others has made Joe realize that he need not live in the City. Joe has knowledge of this and realized it, the air he breathes is clean because he moved away from the poison city.


    After he drives his car to the Park-and-ride he rides the Subway that he paid for with his taxes. He realizes that there is some give and take and takes pride in the fact that the local authorities were able to do this great work without knuckling under to Liberal pressures to take funding from the Federal Government in exchange for making a law that forces places of work to provide a "Self" zone where people can go to make themselves feel like they are good people by looking at Self-Esteem building posters with inspiring sayings printed on them.


    Except Joe works in a Right to Work state and the Union was rejected at his site, Joe has received three promotions he would not have gotten under the Union because he hasn't been there as long as some other employees. The Employer gave him these promotions because he is the most qualified candidate rather than the one that has worked there the longest. They also pay these benefits because of industry standard. The union in another site of his workplace has stifled the workforce and caused them to strike because the employer was no longer providing free napkins. Joe grins and thinks, "Thank God I don't work at a Unionized site."


    Joe has insurance that will cover only a portion of his bank account. His smart lifestyle and abilities have made him rich and therefore his money is not always gauranteed. Joe realizes that this is because the Liberals have some sort of vendetta against people who are capable and successful and that they believe that only poor people need protection. Because of this Joe buys insurance of his own to protect his money.


    I'll finish the rest later if I have some time. I got to get to working now.
     
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    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
    Ya left out the MOST important part there Bully Boy.
    The Big liberal responsible for all this was also the one that dumbed down the education system,
    because "No one should FEEL bad" if they don't pass a test. All Joe had to do was attend.

    This wonderful liberal system of course resulted in ole Joe not even being able to read any label at all.
    He can't read anything, so nothing really matters to him. He can't work because he's
    illiterate. He doesn't know anything except what he's told by that wonderful Government
    created by that wonderful Liberal that takes care of him and meets his every need.

    Wow, pretty good huh? No. Ole Joe is about to learn SOMEBODY has to make the money
    to pay for all these wonderful things his Government gives him. But it seems all the companines have left the country do to excess costs and illiterate employees. It seems everyone left is just like Joe.
    The bad news for Joe is, his wonderful Liberal Government that he DEPENDS on just
    ran out of money and they filed bankruptcy. Seems there aren't enough people that can read
    well enough to work and pay enough taxes to feed the Government caretaker.

    Now Joe is on his own. I'll bet Joe would love to meet this Liberal of yours that made his life so
    WONDERFUL.

    PS..I don't know one Bush supporter that fits in here. Your post is much more Libby the lefty to me. :)
     
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    This is really what Joe does....

    <center><h1><font color=red>"A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE - THE BUSH SUPPORTER"</font></h1></center>

    Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because Joe has a whole house water purification system that he purchased and had installed for $5,500 thereby putting some slug to work that would otherwise be standing in the welfare line.

    With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some intelligent Republican pharmaceutical owner spend the billions of dollars necessary to ensure their quality.

    All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because as a business owner, Joe is kind enough in his heart to provide medical care to his employees that is equal with what he receives. While his employees only pay $100 a month of the total cost of the insurance, poor Joe has to pay the remaining $600 per month.

    His meds would only cost $5.00 with the insurance, but some liberal, idiotic trial-lawyer filed a baseless class action suit that drove up the costs.

    He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe because he cooks it thoroughly and knows better than to eat raw or undercooked meats.

    In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is covered with idiotic labels such as "not for human consumption" because some dumb ass liberal, at one point in time, drank the shampoo and then filed a lawsuit for millions of dollars which some liberal trial-lawyer gleefully filed - for 40% of the settlement.

    Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because Joe invested millions on updating his factory because the federal government provided him with incentives to do so.

    He walks on the sidewalk which his tax dollars paid for, to the subway station for his personnally subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because he realized by supporting the bond measure that built the subway he would also benefit.

    Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because he, as a business owner, realized that his employees are his most valuable asset.

    If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check that won't pay the basics, so he carries additional disability insurance just to be safe.

    It is noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay his employees. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC only up to $100,000 because the liberals fight changing the amount covered saying that would only help the "rich".

    Joe has to pay his mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because he has maintained good credit and therefore, qualifies for better loan programs. Joe also knows that in addition to his federally subsidized student loans, he attended a state funded university which was paid for by his taxes and the taxes of his ancestors. Joe knows that nothing comes free in life.

    Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because manufacturers realized that selling safe cars garners them more money than selling death traps. He drives along the tax-payer funded roads which he is proud to know he contributed to building through paying his fair share of taxes.

    He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. However, his father has lost most of their land because the liberals forbade using chemical fertilizers and therefore, he could not earn enough to pay the taxes on the land that were imposed by some liberal mucky muck. The land is now barren and has become home to homeless, mentally ill squatters that are no longer housed in mental hospitals where they can get help because some liberal thought they would be better off on the streets - I mean, we can't lock them up against their will, even if it would be for their own good.

    The house didn't have electricity until his father could save enough money to have the power company run power to the property. Unfortunately, the area the home is in has frequent blackouts because the liberals environmental wackos won't allow more power generation stations to be built.

    He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because in his day, he worked hard and paid into his retirement pensions so that he could retire. Now, some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal wants to raise taxes on him and Joe may end up having to take care of him because once taxes are paid, he won't be able to afford to live on his own.

    Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. Joe shakes his head in agreement, as he knows that the beloved Republicans have fought hard to allow him to keep what he earns.

    Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like me!
     
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    yup, sounds more like it.
     
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    Psssst - Hey Bully!

    Here's a deal for you. I'll admit that not all liberal ideas are bad if you admit that not everything GW has done is stupid.

    This offer void where prohibited by law. Use caution when reading this message to avoid banging your head on the monitor screen. Do not sit at the computer for more than two hours at a time as this may cause dehydration and a condition commonly referred to as "flat ass". Do not read these messages if you suffer from hypertension, paranoia, hemmorrhoids, or suicidal tendencies.
     
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    hey bully,

    thanks for sharing the details of your daily routine good to know you are a closet bushy
     
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    Where the hell is the link? You could not of possibly composed this tripe dumb as you are. I demand a link and I want it now.
     
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