A boy, a clock, and the anatomy of Islamophobic character assassination in 3 Acts

[Coyote]

Sounds like your Dad did exactly what Ahmed's father is doing...

Yeah... the only difference being that my Dad's child was not a terrorist wanna be, who built the most commonly constructed explosive device, used by people JUST LIKE HIM to murder innocent people AROUND THE WORLD, who jerked around a lot of innocent people so he could get his name in the paper, on the pretense that he is a victim.

Other than that... they're identical circumstances.

I should point out, that HAD my sister built a bomb (minus the explosives) and took it to school... my Dad would likely have spent the rest of his life, BEATING HER ASS!

Nah. The only difference was Ahmed happens to be Muslim.

 

[Coyote]

.

You need a reality check. It was nothing like that.

 

[Coyote]

Bull. Shit. NONE of that was present excepting wires.

SO, the Container... represented by the pipe in the above Egg-timer photo... and by the Pencil/Brief Case in Ahmed's IED did not exist, in Ahmed's "Clock"??

Let's test that:

Huh... How about THAT?!! There's the Container! That's odd... given that the Relativist claimed such did not exist...

And the timer device... That did not exist? Let's test that...

WOW! Look at THAT! It's a fuckin' CLOCK! Which some people believe IS a device used to provide timing functions...

And the Power Supply... which Ahmed used, as he had set the clock up to count DOWN... and in every one of his School Demonstrations, his clock was serving the timer function of "Counting Down" time.

Let's see if there is a power supply to be found in Ahmed's would by Clock:

Not one... but TWO Power Supplies. And all with PLENTY of room for EXPLOSIVES. Easily sufficient for 6lbs of Plastique. Sufficient to kill dozens of students, severely injuring many dozens more.

And all of that EXACTLY where the obama Constituent ASSURED YOU THAT SUCH WAS NOT THERE.

Which simply informs you that the above cited would-be "Contributor", is unworthy of your trust.



ROFLMNAO!

And THAT dear Reader is ALL there is to defeating Leftists in Debate.

Remember, the key to such rests in two key fundamentals:

1- Find a Leftist
2- Get them to Speak.

1. Find a rightwingnut
2. Listen to them lie (but try not to laugh too hard or you'll hurt their feelings).

This is where we move on from the Play itself to the associated Freakshows.

IT"S A COUNTDOWN CLOCK------OMG

This sideshow is most entertaining, not the least of which are the questions it raises that go unanswered:
If it was a bomb and a countdown clock - why did no one evacuate the school?

That Clock Was a Bomb
“Suspiciously bomb-like,” as the very reputable Pajamas Media puts it. Or at least looked so much like a bomb as makes no difference, as the Palin family has theorized. Both Bristol and Sarah have said that Mohamed’s “contraption” looked pretty suspicious to them, as a family of expert clock-makers.​

Here we have the expert testimony of the Palin family clockmakers...

That Clock Was a Trigger for a Bomb
As Selk pointed out in the DMN on Wednesday, soon after the story broke, a “self-professed electrical engineer” said on Facebook that the clock totally looked like a “COUNTDOWN CLOCK.” For a bomb. That remains a popular theory. ​

Above, the expert testimony of a "self professed electrical engineer" - this is kind of like those armchair chickenhawks.

At Town Hall, a fellow named Jim Hanson—more on him in a sec—claimed the clock looked just like an IED...
Hanson claimed that the clock looked just like an IED “used to kill US troops in Iraq,” in that both have circuit boards.​

And here we have another person informing us it looks "just like an IED"...except for the obvious lack of any explosive material, a cord, and a clock that functions well, like a clock and doesn't count down. But Hanson makes a good point - and that is about the silliness of "zero tolerance" - the situation could have and should have been handled differently and, Pubes so amply shows and as Mayor van Duyne herself shows - if Ahmed had not been Muslim, it likely would not have caused such a reaction.

What a freakshow the conservative media is providing! Bearded ladies, pinheads and boys that bark at the moon

Except....no one evacuated the school.

Again, apparently a “full examination and investigation” evidently involved detaining Mohamed, but not evacuating the school or sending in a bomb squad to detonate this terrifying pencil case.

Also unclear in this theory why the “countdown clock” counted up, like a clock, and not down, like a timer. Who could know, right?​

​

A Muslim Kid Got Arrested Because His Teacher Thought His Homemade Clock Was a Bomb | VICE | United States

The device itself was just a circuit board attached to a digital clock display, all packed together inside a shiny tiger pencil case. If that doesn't sound like a bomb, it's because it isn't. It's a clock, which Ahmed repeatedly tried to explain to teachers and the police.​

That Ahmed's clock vs suitcase bomb meme? It's more fake "news." | Kingdom In The Midst

So Ahmed Mohamed made a clock that wasn’t a bomb. Then, someone with intent to defame the kid created a meme of Ahmed’s clock and “an actual suitcase bomb.”


The problem is this: Ahmed’s clock wasn’t a bomb, and the “actual suitcase bomb” isn’t a bomb either.


The only similarities between the two are a bunch wires, computer boards, and power cords. Because every “movie bomb” has a power cord.


Conspicuously missing from each photo is C4, blasting caps, dynamite, nitro glycerin, or gunpowder. The stuff that goes “BOOM.”
​

 

[IlarMeilyr]

I don't know who the members of your fictional Bigot Tree might be.

I don't either. Whoever chose to look at "androgynous Swedish nutbars" and translate it to "Lutherans".

It's an analogy.

[But if they took generally accurate and honest note of which group had the desire to kill us, then simply saying it aloud would NOT qualify them as bigots.

That's kind of the point. The key phrase is "accurate and honest". "Androgynous Swedish nutbars" would be accurate and honest. "Lutherans" would not.

That's the whole reason I'm here.

But you are actually engaged in nothing more than cheap seat deflection efforts.

Let's play it your way. IF (big if) "Lutherans" en mass suddenly interpreted the word of God as revealed in the Bible as commanding the slaughter of infidels in general and maybe the majority of Americans in particular, and acted along those lines (ala the terrorists of 9/11/2001) then it would not be a sign of bigotry to TAKE NOTE OF THAT FACT.

It might not, no.
But that's not an analogy, as it has no cognate. Aye, there's the rub.

We're still at these "Androgynous Swedish nutbars" (ASN). It would be valid to also cite, if they shared such, their radical political philosophy that drives them to this destructive behaviour.

But association-fallacying that out to cover Olaf out there in Duluth, who's a simple apolitical farmer who has nothing to do with ASN, on nothing more than the basis that they're both Lutherans ... that there's the fruit of the Bigot Tree.

Again, you not just miss the point, but you STUDIOUSLY miss the point.

I have no doubt that there are indeed bigots out there who ascribe to ALL Muslims the fanatical murderous beliefs and conduct of the terrorists. And I will even agree with you that such bigotry is unacceptable.

But if you are going to screen air passengers on the basis of some coherent system in an effort to try to pre-identify the most likely would-be mass murdering terrorist piece of shit, it will likely behoove you to take a higher proportion of young male Muslims out of the line of embarking passengers than Lutherans, old Canadian women or androgynous looking Swedes.

um... huh?

Who brought up "screening air passengers"?

And how do you tell "young male Muslims" by sight? The "young male" part is easy but...?
Not to mention, what does "Muslim" have to do with it in the first place?

Y'all fallcists keep getting this question over and over and over and over and keep trying to dance around it. Shall we round up and execute all Catholics on the basis that Eric Rudolph is a Catholic?

Man, you wanna talk about studiously obtuse....

Damn, girl. Try to follow along will ya?

I fucking cited Dennis Miller's line, you dim wit.

HE was talking about such things as screening.

And that's the kind of thing lumps like you and your dopey ilk refer to as "racial profiling." It never was then and it still isn't.

Try to pay attention this time you deliberately conflating dishonest hack bitch. (Said with all due respect, which in your case is none at all.)

If what you are so ineptly attempting to grunt out is that "not all Muslims are terrorists," I not only do not disagree, I absolutely have said as much myself repeatedly.

But if what you are attempting to grunt-out is that there is something inherently bigoted about noting that a Muslim kid with a suspicious item deserves some extra fucking scrutiny in a school, then you are elevating some silly liberal orthodoxy about political correctness over any shred of common sense.

 

[Where_r_my_Keys]

Bull. Shit. NONE of that was present excepting wires.

SO, the Container... represented by the pipe in the above Egg-timer photo... and by the Pencil/Brief Case in Ahmed's IED did not exist, in Ahmed's "Clock"??

Let's test that:

Huh... How about THAT?!! There's the Container! That's odd... given that the Relativist claimed such did not exist...

And the timer device... That did not exist? Let's test that...

WOW! Look at THAT! It's a fuckin' CLOCK! Which some people believe IS a device used to provide timing functions...

And the Power Supply... which Ahmed used, as he had set the clock up to count DOWN... and in every one of his School Demonstrations, his clock was serving the timer function of "Counting Down" time.

Let's see if there is a power supply to be found in Ahmed's would by Clock:

Not one... but TWO Power Supplies. And all with PLENTY of room for EXPLOSIVES. Easily sufficient for 6lbs of Plastique. Sufficient to kill dozens of students, severely injuring many dozens more.

And all of that EXACTLY where the obama Constituent ASSURED YOU THAT SUCH WAS NOT THERE.

Which simply informs you that the above cited would-be "Contributor", is unworthy of your trust.



ROFLMNAO!

And THAT dear Reader is ALL there is to defeating Leftists in Debate.

Remember, the key to such rests in two key fundamentals:

1- Find a Leftist
2- Get them to Speak.

1. Find a rightwingnut
2. Listen to them lie (but try not to laugh too hard or you'll hurt their feelings).

This is where we move on from the Play itself to the associated Freakshows.

IT"S A COUNTDOWN CLOCK------OMG

This sideshow is most entertaining, not the least of which are the questions it raises that go unanswered:
If it was a bomb and a countdown clock - why did no one evacuate the school?

That Clock Was a Bomb
“Suspiciously bomb-like,” as the very reputable Pajamas Media puts it. Or at least looked so much like a bomb as makes no difference, as the Palin family has theorized. Both Bristol and Sarah have said that Mohamed’s “contraption” looked pretty suspicious to them, as a family of expert clock-makers.​

Here we have the expert testimony of the Palin family clockmakers...

That Clock Was a Trigger for a Bomb
As Selk pointed out in the DMN on Wednesday, soon after the story broke, a “self-professed electrical engineer” said on Facebook that the clock totally looked like a “COUNTDOWN CLOCK.” For a bomb. That remains a popular theory. ​

Above, the expert testimony of a "self professed electrical engineer" - this is kind of like those armchair chickenhawks.

At Town Hall, a fellow named Jim Hanson—more on him in a sec—claimed the clock looked just like an IED...
Hanson claimed that the clock looked just like an IED “used to kill US troops in Iraq,” in that both have circuit boards.​

And here we have another person informing us it looks "just like an IED"...except for the obvious lack of any explosive material, a cord, and a clock that functions well, like a clock and doesn't count down. But Hanson makes a good point - and that is about the silliness of "zero tolerance" - the situation could have and should have been handled differently and, Pubes so amply shows and as Mayor van Duyne herself shows - if Ahmed had not been Muslim, it likely would not have caused such a reaction.

What a freakshow the conservative media is providing! Bearded ladies, pinheads and boys that bark at the moon

Except....no one evacuated the school.

Again, apparently a “full examination and investigation” evidently involved detaining Mohamed, but not evacuating the school or sending in a bomb squad to detonate this terrifying pencil case.

Also unclear in this theory why the “countdown clock” counted up, like a clock, and not down, like a timer. Who could know, right?​

​

A Muslim Kid Got Arrested Because His Teacher Thought His Homemade Clock Was a Bomb | VICE | United States

The device itself was just a circuit board attached to a digital clock display, all packed together inside a shiny tiger pencil case. If that doesn't sound like a bomb, it's because it isn't. It's a clock, which Ahmed repeatedly tried to explain to teachers and the police.​

That Ahmed's clock vs suitcase bomb meme? It's more fake "news." | Kingdom In The Midst

So Ahmed Mohamed made a clock that wasn’t a bomb. Then, someone with intent to defame the kid created a meme of Ahmed’s clock and “an actual suitcase bomb.”


The problem is this: Ahmed’s clock wasn’t a bomb, and the “actual suitcase bomb” isn’t a bomb either.


The only similarities between the two are a bunch wires, computer boards, and power cords. Because every “movie bomb” has a power cord.


Conspicuously missing from each photo is C4, blasting caps, dynamite, nitro glycerin, or gunpowder. The stuff that goes “BOOM.”
​

So you posted all that to do what? Deny the undeniable?

Lil' Ahmed didn't 'make a clock'. He transferred a Radio Shack Clock to a brief case... which constitutes the assembly of 4 out of 5 components required in the making of what is OKA: A IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE.

Which is technically... not at all distinct from THIS "Egg Timer":

The only distinction being that the pipe bomb can't be carried around in a Public School, for long.

Now your claim is that because he substituted the PIPE for a Briefcase... he did not build an IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE.

Which only proves that you're either an IMBECILE, or you're complicit in the Islamic Scam.

(Reader... Mouthy British Socialists are complicit is Islam's war on Western Culture. And rest assured that the above cited would-be 'contributor' is both a British Socialist posing as a US Citizen, as a means to deceive the readers of this august board... and complicit in Islam's attack upon the innocent, toward the pursuit of Political Power.)

 

[Coyote]

Bull. Shit. NONE of that was present excepting wires.

SO, the Container... represented by the pipe in the above Egg-timer photo... and by the Pencil/Brief Case in Ahmed's IED did not exist, in Ahmed's "Clock"??

Let's test that:

Huh... How about THAT?!! There's the Container! That's odd... given that the Relativist claimed such did not exist...

And the timer device... That did not exist? Let's test that...

WOW! Look at THAT! It's a fuckin' CLOCK! Which some people believe IS a device used to provide timing functions...

And the Power Supply... which Ahmed used, as he had set the clock up to count DOWN... and in every one of his School Demonstrations, his clock was serving the timer function of "Counting Down" time.

Let's see if there is a power supply to be found in Ahmed's would by Clock:

Not one... but TWO Power Supplies. And all with PLENTY of room for EXPLOSIVES. Easily sufficient for 6lbs of Plastique. Sufficient to kill dozens of students, severely injuring many dozens more.

And all of that EXACTLY where the obama Constituent ASSURED YOU THAT SUCH WAS NOT THERE.

Which simply informs you that the above cited would-be "Contributor", is unworthy of your trust.



ROFLMNAO!

And THAT dear Reader is ALL there is to defeating Leftists in Debate.

Remember, the key to such rests in two key fundamentals:

1- Find a Leftist
2- Get them to Speak.

1. Find a rightwingnut
2. Listen to them lie (but try not to laugh too hard or you'll hurt their feelings).

This is where we move on from the Play itself to the associated Freakshows.

IT"S A COUNTDOWN CLOCK------OMG

This sideshow is most entertaining, not the least of which are the questions it raises that go unanswered:
If it was a bomb and a countdown clock - why did no one evacuate the school?

That Clock Was a Bomb
“Suspiciously bomb-like,” as the very reputable Pajamas Media puts it. Or at least looked so much like a bomb as makes no difference, as the Palin family has theorized. Both Bristol and Sarah have said that Mohamed’s “contraption” looked pretty suspicious to them, as a family of expert clock-makers.​

Here we have the expert testimony of the Palin family clockmakers...

That Clock Was a Trigger for a Bomb
As Selk pointed out in the DMN on Wednesday, soon after the story broke, a “self-professed electrical engineer” said on Facebook that the clock totally looked like a “COUNTDOWN CLOCK.” For a bomb. That remains a popular theory. ​

Above, the expert testimony of a "self professed electrical engineer" - this is kind of like those armchair chickenhawks.

At Town Hall, a fellow named Jim Hanson—more on him in a sec—claimed the clock looked just like an IED...
Hanson claimed that the clock looked just like an IED “used to kill US troops in Iraq,” in that both have circuit boards.​

And here we have another person informing us it looks "just like an IED"...except for the obvious lack of any explosive material, a cord, and a clock that functions well, like a clock and doesn't count down. But Hanson makes a good point - and that is about the silliness of "zero tolerance" - the situation could have and should have been handled differently and, Pubes so amply shows and as Mayor van Duyne herself shows - if Ahmed had not been Muslim, it likely would not have caused such a reaction.

What a freakshow the conservative media is providing! Bearded ladies, pinheads and boys that bark at the moon

Except....no one evacuated the school.

Again, apparently a “full examination and investigation” evidently involved detaining Mohamed, but not evacuating the school or sending in a bomb squad to detonate this terrifying pencil case.

Also unclear in this theory why the “countdown clock” counted up, like a clock, and not down, like a timer. Who could know, right?​

​

A Muslim Kid Got Arrested Because His Teacher Thought His Homemade Clock Was a Bomb | VICE | United States

The device itself was just a circuit board attached to a digital clock display, all packed together inside a shiny tiger pencil case. If that doesn't sound like a bomb, it's because it isn't. It's a clock, which Ahmed repeatedly tried to explain to teachers and the police.​

That Ahmed's clock vs suitcase bomb meme? It's more fake "news." | Kingdom In The Midst

So Ahmed Mohamed made a clock that wasn’t a bomb. Then, someone with intent to defame the kid created a meme of Ahmed’s clock and “an actual suitcase bomb.”


The problem is this: Ahmed’s clock wasn’t a bomb, and the “actual suitcase bomb” isn’t a bomb either.


The only similarities between the two are a bunch wires, computer boards, and power cords. Because every “movie bomb” has a power cord.


Conspicuously missing from each photo is C4, blasting caps, dynamite, nitro glycerin, or gunpowder. The stuff that goes “BOOM.”
​

So you posted all that to do what? Deny the undeniable?

Lil' Ahmed didn't 'make a clock'. He transferred a Radio Shack Clock to a brief case... which constitutes the assembly of 4 out of 5 components required in the making of what is OKA: A IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE.

Which is technically... not at all distinct from THIS "Egg Timer":

The only distinction being that the pipe bomb can't be carried around in a Public School, for long.

Now your claim is that because he substituted the PIPE for a Briefcase... he did not build an IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE.

Which only proves that you're either an IMBECILE, or you're complicit in the Islamic Scam.

(Reader... Mouthy British Socialists are complicit is Islam's war on Western Culture. And rest assured that the above cited would-be 'contributor' is both a British Socialist posing as a US Citizen, as a means to deceive the readers of this august board... and complicit in Islam's attack upon the innocent, toward the pursuit of Political Power.)

So Pubes thinks that this electronic clock that supposedly (against all evidence) "counts down" , in a pencil case with a circuit board and no exposlives or anything but - a clock (as Ahmed stated repeatedly) - looks like a pipe bomb....shit, it can't get any funnier than that!

 

[Pogo]

Damn, girl. Try to follow along will ya?

I fucking cited Dennis Miller's line, you dim wit.

HE was talking about such things as screening.

Who the fuck are you talking to? Who the fuck is "girl"?

And who the fuck ever brought up Dennis Miller of all creatures?

What color is that crack yer smokin'?

And that's the kind of thing lumps like you and your dopey ilk refer to as "racial profiling." It never was then and it still isn't.

Link to where I referred to "racial profiling" Here or anywhere else?

Oh wait -- are you talking to "girl Dennis Miller" here?

Try to pay attention this time you deliberately conflating dishonest hack bitch. (Said with all due respect, which in your case is none at all.)

You don't seem capable of dealing with the point. Far as I can see you've got Dennis Miller on the operating table for a racial profiling sex change operation. None of which addressed my point at all.

Why is that? Just can't deal with it?

If what you are so ineptly attempting to grunt out is that "not all Muslims are terrorists," I not only do not disagree, I absolutely have said as much myself repeatedly.

But if what you are attempting to grunt-out is that there is something inherently bigoted about noting that a Muslim kid with a suspicious item deserves some extra fucking scrutiny in a school, then you are elevating some silly liberal orthodoxy about political correctness over any shred of common sense.

Link to this grunt then?

Nope -- didn't think so.

​

 

[Where_r_my_Keys]

So Pubes thinks that this electronic clock that supposedly (against all evidence) "counts down" , in a pencil case with a circuit board and no exposlives or anything but - a clock (as Ahmed stated repeatedly) - looks like a pipe bomb....shit, it can't get any funnier than that! [sic]

Thank you, Vulva.

There isn't anything "supposed"... the teachers interviewed stated that when lil' Ahmed was demonstrating his 'invention', the clock was in "Timer" mode, "counting down". Such is also a function of the Radio Shack Clock that Lil' Ahmed disassembled and re-installed into his lil' pencil/briefcase.

Let's review the elements of an IED, as defined by obama:

Homeland Security defines the elements of an IED:
Elements of an IED

IEDs consist of a variety of components that include

1. an initiator,
2. switch,
3. power source,
4. a container,
5. and a main charge.

The Elements of an IED: DHS.Gov

So now let's count the elements of of Lil' Ahmed's project:

1. an initiator,
2. switch,
3. power source,
4. and a container.

Now the Relativists cited above, comes AGAIN, to deny: the UNDENIABLE!

This being one who claims to have voted twice for obama, but who is not actually a US Citizen, but is instead a mouthy British socialist POSING as a US Citizen, but who nonetheless supports and helped elect the Muslim Peasantpimp, who has placed Muslims throughout his Cult administration in POWERFUL KEY positions within the US Federal Government.

This is the same Muslim who has now invited to the WHITE HOUSE, the Muslim kid that brought 4/5th of an IED INTO A US PUBLIC SCHOOL ... and in so doing has now surreptitiously demonstrated to TENS of Millions of Children how to build an IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE, OKA: A Bomb...

Millions of whom are professional victims seeking to get even with those who they erroneously feel have disenfranchised them, because they aren't happy with their Gender, or because girls won't stop laughing at them or because boys won't kiss them or because the Polar Bear is pictured to appear "Stranded" upon an iceberg ... all of whom frequent social media thus are subject to being recruited by Islamic insurgents... who can readily train them AND provide them with the means to use High Explosives in their pencil cases... to make their IED exponentially more deadly to significantly more US Children, than that Egg-Timer (pictured above) that typically uses low explosives in the form of black powder or other forms of such that are readily available at any hardware store, and which if one was found in possession of such on a school property, one would likely be shot... and if they survived... charged and upon conviction sent to prison, or Juvy for an extended period.

 

[bodecea]

.

You need a reality check. It was nothing like that.

They have to show things that are NOTHING like this boy's clock in order to........make a point?

 

[bodecea]

Bull. Shit. NONE of that was present excepting wires.

SO, the Container... represented by the pipe in the above Egg-timer photo... and by the Pencil/Brief Case in Ahmed's IED did not exist, in Ahmed's "Clock"??

Let's test that:

Huh... How about THAT?!! There's the Container! That's odd... given that the Relativist claimed such did not exist...

And the timer device... That did not exist? Let's test that...

WOW! Look at THAT! It's a fuckin' CLOCK! Which some people believe IS a device used to provide timing functions...

And the Power Supply... which Ahmed used, as he had set the clock up to count DOWN... and in every one of his School Demonstrations, his clock was serving the timer function of "Counting Down" time.

Let's see if there is a power supply to be found in Ahmed's would by Clock:

Not one... but TWO Power Supplies. And all with PLENTY of room for EXPLOSIVES. Easily sufficient for 6lbs of Plastique. Sufficient to kill dozens of students, severely injuring many dozens more.

And all of that EXACTLY where the obama Constituent ASSURED YOU THAT SUCH WAS NOT THERE.

Which simply informs you that the above cited would-be "Contributor", is unworthy of your trust.



ROFLMNAO!

And THAT dear Reader is ALL there is to defeating Leftists in Debate.

Remember, the key to such rests in two key fundamentals:

1- Find a Leftist
2- Get them to Speak.

1. Find a rightwingnut
2. Listen to them lie (but try not to laugh too hard or you'll hurt their feelings).

This is where we move on from the Play itself to the associated Freakshows.

IT"S A COUNTDOWN CLOCK------OMG

This sideshow is most entertaining, not the least of which are the questions it raises that go unanswered:
If it was a bomb and a countdown clock - why did no one evacuate the school?

That Clock Was a Bomb
“Suspiciously bomb-like,” as the very reputable Pajamas Media puts it. Or at least looked so much like a bomb as makes no difference, as the Palin family has theorized. Both Bristol and Sarah have said that Mohamed’s “contraption” looked pretty suspicious to them, as a family of expert clock-makers.​

Here we have the expert testimony of the Palin family clockmakers...

That Clock Was a Trigger for a Bomb
As Selk pointed out in the DMN on Wednesday, soon after the story broke, a “self-professed electrical engineer” said on Facebook that the clock totally looked like a “COUNTDOWN CLOCK.” For a bomb. That remains a popular theory. ​

Above, the expert testimony of a "self professed electrical engineer" - this is kind of like those armchair chickenhawks.

At Town Hall, a fellow named Jim Hanson—more on him in a sec—claimed the clock looked just like an IED...
Hanson claimed that the clock looked just like an IED “used to kill US troops in Iraq,” in that both have circuit boards.​

And here we have another person informing us it looks "just like an IED"...except for the obvious lack of any explosive material, a cord, and a clock that functions well, like a clock and doesn't count down. But Hanson makes a good point - and that is about the silliness of "zero tolerance" - the situation could have and should have been handled differently and, Pubes so amply shows and as Mayor van Duyne herself shows - if Ahmed had not been Muslim, it likely would not have caused such a reaction.

What a freakshow the conservative media is providing! Bearded ladies, pinheads and boys that bark at the moon

Except....no one evacuated the school.

Again, apparently a “full examination and investigation” evidently involved detaining Mohamed, but not evacuating the school or sending in a bomb squad to detonate this terrifying pencil case.

Also unclear in this theory why the “countdown clock” counted up, like a clock, and not down, like a timer. Who could know, right?​

​

A Muslim Kid Got Arrested Because His Teacher Thought His Homemade Clock Was a Bomb | VICE | United States

The device itself was just a circuit board attached to a digital clock display, all packed together inside a shiny tiger pencil case. If that doesn't sound like a bomb, it's because it isn't. It's a clock, which Ahmed repeatedly tried to explain to teachers and the police.​

That Ahmed's clock vs suitcase bomb meme? It's more fake "news." | Kingdom In The Midst

So Ahmed Mohamed made a clock that wasn’t a bomb. Then, someone with intent to defame the kid created a meme of Ahmed’s clock and “an actual suitcase bomb.”


The problem is this: Ahmed’s clock wasn’t a bomb, and the “actual suitcase bomb” isn’t a bomb either.


The only similarities between the two are a bunch wires, computer boards, and power cords. Because every “movie bomb” has a power cord.


Conspicuously missing from each photo is C4, blasting caps, dynamite, nitro glycerin, or gunpowder. The stuff that goes “BOOM.”
​

So you posted all that to do what? Deny the undeniable?

Lil' Ahmed didn't 'make a clock'. He transferred a Radio Shack Clock to a brief case... which constitutes the assembly of 4 out of 5 components required in the making of what is OKA: A IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE.

Which is technically... not at all distinct from THIS "Egg Timer":

The only distinction being that the pipe bomb can't be carried around in a Public School, for long.

Now your claim is that because he substituted the PIPE for a Briefcase... he did not build an IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE.

Which only proves that you're either an IMBECILE, or you're complicit in the Islamic Scam.

(Reader... Mouthy British Socialists are complicit is Islam's war on Western Culture. And rest assured that the above cited would-be 'contributor' is both a British Socialist posing as a US Citizen, as a means to deceive the readers of this august board... and complicit in Islam's attack upon the innocent, toward the pursuit of Political Power.)

So Pubes thinks that this electronic clock that supposedly (against all evidence) "counts down" , in a pencil case with a circuit board and no exposlives or anything but - a clock (as Ahmed stated repeatedly) - looks like a pipe bomb....shit, it can't get any funnier than that!

Now they are saying the clock "counted down"?

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Damn, girl. Try to follow along will ya?

I fucking cited Dennis Miller's line, you dim wit.

HE was talking about such things as screening.

Who the fuck are you talking to? Who the fuck is "girl"?

And who the fuck ever brought up Dennis Miller of all creatures?

What color is that crack yer smokin'?

And that's the kind of thing lumps like you and your dopey ilk refer to as "racial profiling." It never was then and it still isn't.

Link to where I referred to "racial profiling" Here or anywhere else?

Oh wait -- are you talking to "girl Dennis Miller" here?

Try to pay attention this time you deliberately conflating dishonest hack bitch. (Said with all due respect, which in your case is none at all.)

You don't seem capable of dealing with the point. Far as I can see you've got Dennis Miller on the operating table for a racial profiling sex change operation. None of which addressed my point at all.

Why is that? Just can't deal with it?

If what you are so ineptly attempting to grunt out is that "not all Muslims are terrorists," I not only do not disagree, I absolutely have said as much myself repeatedly.

But if what you are attempting to grunt-out is that there is something inherently bigoted about noting that a Muslim kid with a suspicious item deserves some extra fucking scrutiny in a school, then you are elevating some silly liberal orthodoxy about political correctness over any shred of common sense.

Link to this grunt then?

Nope -- didn't think so.

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Holy fuck. You are one sad pathetic dumb fuck motherfucker, you poor deluded ignorant twat.

Again, I say that with all due respect.

Go back through our recent conversation.

Get yourself caught up, you fucking imbecile.

Then, talk to yourself -- because it's not worth it for me to try to speak to a scum-sucking simpleton such as you any more than it would make sense for me to talk to a lump of shit in the field. Although there is clearly a close analog in that.

 

[bodecea]

When someone quotes themself and calls themselve a "pathetic dumb fuck motherfucker".......

 

[Coyote]

So Pubes thinks that this electronic clock that supposedly (against all evidence) "counts down" , in a pencil case with a circuit board and no exposlives or anything but - a clock (as Ahmed stated repeatedly) - looks like a pipe bomb....shit, it can't get any funnier than that! [sic]

Thank you, Vulva.

There isn't anything "supposed"... the teachers interviewed stated that when lil' Ahmed was demonstrating his 'invention', the clock was in "Timer" mode, "counting down". Such is also a function of the Radio Shack Clock that Lil' Ahmed disassembled and re-installed into his lil' pencil/briefcase.

Let's review the elements of an IED, as defined by obama:

Homeland Security defines the elements of an IED:
Elements of an IED

IEDs consist of a variety of components that include

1. an initiator,
2. switch,
3. power source,
4. a container,
5. and a main charge.

The Elements of an IED: DHS.Gov

So now let's count the elements of of Lil' Ahmed's project:

1. an initiator,
2. switch,
3. power source,
4. and a container.

Now the Relativists cited above, comes AGAIN, to deny: the UNDENIABLE!

This being one who claims to have voted twice for obama, but who is not actually a US Citizen, but is instead a mouthy British socialist POSING as a US Citizen, but who nonetheless supports and helped elect the Muslim Peasantpimp, who has placed Muslims throughout his Cult administration in POWERFUL KEY positions within the US Federal Government.

This is the same Muslim who has now invited to the WHITE HOUSE, the Muslim kid that brought 4/5th of an IED INTO A US PUBLIC SCHOOL ... and in so doing has now surreptitiously demonstrated to TENS of Millions of Children how to build an IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE, OKA: A Bomb...

Millions of whom are professional victims seeking to get even with those who they erroneously feel have disenfranchised them, because they aren't happy with their Gender, or because girls won't stop laughing at them or because boys won't kiss them or because the Polar Bear is pictured to appear "Stranded" upon an iceberg ... all of whom frequent social media thus are subject to being recruited by Islamic insurgents... who can readily train them AND provide them with the means to use High Explosives in their pencil cases... to make their IED exponentially more deadly to significantly more US Children, than that Egg-Timer (pictured above) that typically uses low explosives in the form of black powder or other forms of such that are readily available at any hardware store, and which if one was found in possession of such on a school property, one would likely be shot... and if they survived... charged and upon conviction sent to prison, or Juvy for an extended period.

Let's start with the first lie Pubes: where is the evidence that it was in "count down mode"?

 

[Coyote]

.

You need a reality check. It was nothing like that.

They have to show things that are NOTHING like this boy's clock in order to........make a point?

They aren't exactly the brightest bulbs in the pack

 

[Where_r_my_Keys]

So Pubes thinks that this electronic clock that supposedly (against all evidence) "counts down" , in a pencil case with a circuit board and no exposlives or anything but - a clock (as Ahmed stated repeatedly) - looks like a pipe bomb....shit, it can't get any funnier than that! [sic]

Thank you, Vulva.

There isn't anything "supposed"... the teachers interviewed stated that when lil' Ahmed was demonstrating his 'invention', the clock was in "Timer" mode, "counting down". Such is also a function of the Radio Shack Clock that Lil' Ahmed disassembled and re-installed into his lil' pencil/briefcase.

Let's review the elements of an IED, as defined by obama:

Homeland Security defines the elements of an IED:
Elements of an IED

IEDs consist of a variety of components that include

1. an initiator,
2. switch,
3. power source,
4. a container,
5. and a main charge.

The Elements of an IED: DHS.Gov

So now let's count the elements of of Lil' Ahmed's project:

1. an initiator,
2. switch,
3. power source,
4. and a container.

Now the Relativists cited above, comes AGAIN, to deny: the UNDENIABLE!

This being one who claims to have voted twice for obama, but who is not actually a US Citizen, but is instead a mouthy British socialist POSING as a US Citizen, but who nonetheless supports and helped elect the Muslim Peasantpimp, who has placed Muslims throughout his Cult administration in POWERFUL KEY positions within the US Federal Government.

This is the same Muslim who has now invited to the WHITE HOUSE, the Muslim kid that brought 4/5th of an IED INTO A US PUBLIC SCHOOL ... and in so doing has now surreptitiously demonstrated to TENS of Millions of Children how to build an IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE, OKA: A Bomb...

Millions of whom are professional victims seeking to get even with those who they erroneously feel have disenfranchised them, because they aren't happy with their Gender, or because girls won't stop laughing at them or because boys won't kiss them or because the Polar Bear is pictured to appear "Stranded" upon an iceberg ... all of whom frequent social media thus are subject to being recruited by Islamic insurgents... who can readily train them AND provide them with the means to use High Explosives in their pencil cases... to make their IED exponentially more deadly to significantly more US Children, than that Egg-Timer (pictured above) that typically uses low explosives in the form of black powder or other forms of such that are readily available at any hardware store, and which if one was found in possession of such on a school property, one would likely be shot... and if they survived... charged and upon conviction sent to prison, or Juvy for an extended period.

Let's start with the first lie Pubes: where is the evidence that it was in "count down mode"?

In the interviews of the Teachers who witnessed it counting down. That Radio Shack model that Ahmed gutted and transferred to the briefcase, had a timer mode. As did most of the Kitchen Clocks of the day, as do most digital clocks, watches, phones, etc.

What would be your point here you're groping for here, Vulva?

 

[Where_r_my_Keys]

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You need a reality check. It was nothing like that.

They have to show things that are NOTHING like this boy's clock in order to........make a point?

They aren't exactly the brightest bulbs in the pack

You ... and your comrades, are imbeciles.

No one has said that the Egg-timer - Pipe and the Clock in a Briefcase LOOK THE SAME.

What has been said and what is irrefutable, is that in terms of fundamental components, they're identical.

A Chevy Monte Carlo and a Hudson Roadster do not look the same, but in terms of fundamental components, they're identical.

That you're incapable of grasping that, doesn't alter the reality of the similarities of two IEDs... because an IED is an IED is a IED. Just as a Leftist, is a Relativist, is a moron.

 

[Coyote]

So Pubes thinks that this electronic clock that supposedly (against all evidence) "counts down" , in a pencil case with a circuit board and no exposlives or anything but - a clock (as Ahmed stated repeatedly) - looks like a pipe bomb....shit, it can't get any funnier than that! [sic]

Thank you, Vulva.

There isn't anything "supposed"... the teachers interviewed stated that when lil' Ahmed was demonstrating his 'invention', the clock was in "Timer" mode, "counting down". Such is also a function of the Radio Shack Clock that Lil' Ahmed disassembled and re-installed into his lil' pencil/briefcase.

Let's review the elements of an IED, as defined by obama:

Homeland Security defines the elements of an IED:
Elements of an IED

IEDs consist of a variety of components that include

1. an initiator,
2. switch,
3. power source,
4. a container,
5. and a main charge.

The Elements of an IED: DHS.Gov

So now let's count the elements of of Lil' Ahmed's project:

1. an initiator,
2. switch,
3. power source,
4. and a container.

Now the Relativists cited above, comes AGAIN, to deny: the UNDENIABLE!

This being one who claims to have voted twice for obama, but who is not actually a US Citizen, but is instead a mouthy British socialist POSING as a US Citizen, but who nonetheless supports and helped elect the Muslim Peasantpimp, who has placed Muslims throughout his Cult administration in POWERFUL KEY positions within the US Federal Government.

This is the same Muslim who has now invited to the WHITE HOUSE, the Muslim kid that brought 4/5th of an IED INTO A US PUBLIC SCHOOL ... and in so doing has now surreptitiously demonstrated to TENS of Millions of Children how to build an IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE, OKA: A Bomb...

Millions of whom are professional victims seeking to get even with those who they erroneously feel have disenfranchised them, because they aren't happy with their Gender, or because girls won't stop laughing at them or because boys won't kiss them or because the Polar Bear is pictured to appear "Stranded" upon an iceberg ... all of whom frequent social media thus are subject to being recruited by Islamic insurgents... who can readily train them AND provide them with the means to use High Explosives in their pencil cases... to make their IED exponentially more deadly to significantly more US Children, than that Egg-Timer (pictured above) that typically uses low explosives in the form of black powder or other forms of such that are readily available at any hardware store, and which if one was found in possession of such on a school property, one would likely be shot... and if they survived... charged and upon conviction sent to prison, or Juvy for an extended period.

Let's start with the first lie Pubes: where is the evidence that it was in "count down mode"?

In the interviews of the Teachers who witnessed it counting down. That Radio Shack model that Ahmed gutted and transferred to the briefcase, had a timer mode. As did most of the Kitchen Clocks of the day, as do most digital clocks, watches, phones, etc.

What would be your point here you're groping for here, Vulva?

Which teachers? And how do you know what clock he gutted? Has anyone examined it?

 

[Coyote]

.

You need a reality check. It was nothing like that.

They have to show things that are NOTHING like this boy's clock in order to........make a point?

They aren't exactly the brightest bulbs in the pack

You ... and your comrades, are imbeciles.

No one has said that the Egg-timer - Pipe and the Clock in a Briefcase LOOK THE SAME.

What has been said and what is irrefutable, is that in terms of fundamental components, they're identical.

A Chevy Monte Carlo and a Hudson Roadster do not look the same, but in terms of fundamental components, they're identical.

That you're incapable of grasping that, doesn't alter the reality of the similarities of two IEDs... because an IED is an IED is a IED. Just as a Leftist, is a Relativist, is a moron.

In terms of "fundamental" components they are very different Pubes. For a start, one very important fundamental component (explosives) is missing - completely.

 

[Where_r_my_Keys]

In terms of "fundamental" components they are very different Pubes. For a start, one very important fundamental component (explosives) is missing - completely.

No Vulva, they are not.

And I've laid out the specific components, several times... and despite your having witnessed each demonstration, you're here to simply repeat the same, tired, thoroughly refuted drivel.

What's more... there is no explosive in the pipe, either. Yet you and the other panty-waists are CERTAIN that THAT is a 'bomb'.

But like lil' Ahmed's IED, the Egg-timer contains 4/5th of the components essential to the construction of an IED... thus, it is an IED.

You've lost this debate every way it can be lost, yet you pretend that you've still a point to make and all you're doing is repeating the same irrelevancies that you were braying a week ago.

So take your pick... it is a felony to take an unloaded gun, an unloaded pipe-IED, pencil/brief-case IED, Lunch-box IED, Back-pack IED, or any other system designed for the destruction of human being and property onto the grounds of a public school.

Ahmed KNEW that he built an IED, he knowingly took it onto school property and he did so as a means to have the school react as the school is supposed to react, per state law... and to use that predictable reaction to claim that he was being victimized because he is a member of a mass-murdering cult, and is specifically within the gender and age group of the most common users of that particular weapon.

Your concession is duly noted and summarily accepted.

 

[charwin95]

Bull. Shit. NONE of that was present excepting wires.

SO, the Container... represented by the pipe in the above Egg-timer photo... and by the Pencil/Brief Case in Ahmed's IED did not exist, in Ahmed's "Clock"??

Let's test that:

Huh... How about THAT?!! There's the Container! That's odd... given that the Relativist claimed such did not exist...

And the timer device... That did not exist? Let's test that...

WOW! Look at THAT! It's a fuckin' CLOCK! Which some people believe IS a device used to provide timing functions...

And the Power Supply... which Ahmed used, as he had set the clock up to count DOWN... and in every one of his School Demonstrations, his clock was serving the timer function of "Counting Down" time.

Let's see if there is a power supply to be found in Ahmed's would by Clock:

Not one... but TWO Power Supplies. And all with PLENTY of room for EXPLOSIVES. Easily sufficient for 6lbs of Plastique. Sufficient to kill dozens of students, severely injuring many dozens more.

And all of that EXACTLY where the obama Constituent ASSURED YOU THAT SUCH WAS NOT THERE.

Which simply informs you that the above cited would-be "Contributor", is unworthy of your trust.



ROFLMNAO!

And THAT dear Reader is ALL there is to defeating Leftists in Debate.

Remember, the key to such rests in two key fundamentals:

1- Find a Leftist
2- Get them to Speak.

1. Find a rightwingnut
2. Listen to them lie (but try not to laugh too hard or you'll hurt their feelings).

This is where we move on from the Play itself to the associated Freakshows.

IT"S A COUNTDOWN CLOCK------OMG

This sideshow is most entertaining, not the least of which are the questions it raises that go unanswered:
If it was a bomb and a countdown clock - why did no one evacuate the school?

That Clock Was a Bomb
“Suspiciously bomb-like,” as the very reputable Pajamas Media puts it. Or at least looked so much like a bomb as makes no difference, as the Palin family has theorized. Both Bristol and Sarah have said that Mohamed’s “contraption” looked pretty suspicious to them, as a family of expert clock-makers.​

Here we have the expert testimony of the Palin family clockmakers...

That Clock Was a Trigger for a Bomb
As Selk pointed out in the DMN on Wednesday, soon after the story broke, a “self-professed electrical engineer” said on Facebook that the clock totally looked like a “COUNTDOWN CLOCK.” For a bomb. That remains a popular theory. ​

Above, the expert testimony of a "self professed electrical engineer" - this is kind of like those armchair chickenhawks.

At Town Hall, a fellow named Jim Hanson—more on him in a sec—claimed the clock looked just like an IED...
Hanson claimed that the clock looked just like an IED “used to kill US troops in Iraq,” in that both have circuit boards.​

And here we have another person informing us it looks "just like an IED"...except for the obvious lack of any explosive material, a cord, and a clock that functions well, like a clock and doesn't count down. But Hanson makes a good point - and that is about the silliness of "zero tolerance" - the situation could have and should have been handled differently and, Pubes so amply shows and as Mayor van Duyne herself shows - if Ahmed had not been Muslim, it likely would not have caused such a reaction.

What a freakshow the conservative media is providing! Bearded ladies, pinheads and boys that bark at the moon

Except....no one evacuated the school.

Again, apparently a “full examination and investigation” evidently involved detaining Mohamed, but not evacuating the school or sending in a bomb squad to detonate this terrifying pencil case.

Also unclear in this theory why the “countdown clock” counted up, like a clock, and not down, like a timer. Who could know, right?​

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A Muslim Kid Got Arrested Because His Teacher Thought His Homemade Clock Was a Bomb | VICE | United States

The device itself was just a circuit board attached to a digital clock display, all packed together inside a shiny tiger pencil case. If that doesn't sound like a bomb, it's because it isn't. It's a clock, which Ahmed repeatedly tried to explain to teachers and the police.​

That Ahmed's clock vs suitcase bomb meme? It's more fake "news." | Kingdom In The Midst

So Ahmed Mohamed made a clock that wasn’t a bomb. Then, someone with intent to defame the kid created a meme of Ahmed’s clock and “an actual suitcase bomb.”


The problem is this: Ahmed’s clock wasn’t a bomb, and the “actual suitcase bomb” isn’t a bomb either.


The only similarities between the two are a bunch wires, computer boards, and power cords. Because every “movie bomb” has a power cord.


Conspicuously missing from each photo is C4, blasting caps, dynamite, nitro glycerin, or gunpowder. The stuff that goes “BOOM.”
​

So you posted all that to do what? Deny the undeniable?

Lil' Ahmed didn't 'make a clock'. He transferred a Radio Shack Clock to a brief case... which constitutes the assembly of 4 out of 5 components required in the making of what is OKA: A IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE.

Which is technically... not at all distinct from THIS "Egg Timer":

The only distinction being that the pipe bomb can't be carried around in a Public School, for long.

Now your claim is that because he substituted the PIPE for a Briefcase... he did not build an IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE.

Which only proves that you're either an IMBECILE, or you're complicit in the Islamic Scam.

(Reader... Mouthy British Socialists are complicit is Islam's war on Western Culture. And rest assured that the above cited would-be 'contributor' is both a British Socialist posing as a US Citizen, as a means to deceive the readers of this august board... and complicit in Islam's attack upon the innocent, toward the pursuit of Political Power.)

Dude....you need to check in yourself to a psychiatric ward. You are hallucinating. You claimed you work in the electronic business but you cannot even distinguish between a clock and bomb.