Statistikhengst
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- #41
1. Not much will change after the 2014 elections. Congress has a turnover rate that is less than Mubaraks of Egypt's turn over rate.
2. The debt and deficit will continue to lunge higher and higher.
3. Middle Class America will continue to disappear.
4. More scandals to come minus anything other than a hearing to be done about them.
5. Matt Lauer holds Palin down in a head lock and attempts to defecate in her mouth, but Sarah pulls out a colt 45 and blows his head off. Ratings increase for MSNBC for the first time in 40 years because of this event.
Ok, that gets +5 points for creativity, +10 points for the absolute truthfulness of 1. and 2.
3. is impossible to statistically prove unless every american is willing to open his finances for all to see.
Not sure what you mean by scandal. If you mean Benghazi, just let me know, then I don't need to use my laughing gas machine today.
5.) is very, uh, pictureesque, but somehow captivating, in an aesthetically morbid sort of way.... but just to show a little decency on my part, -2 points.
That makes +13! When you hit +17, it's a free cup of Java on me!
Nice to meet you, I like your avatar.