You're all unrealistic

Nah. Only 18 year old virgins claim to be 18 year old virgins on the internet.

Losers always claim to be Navy SEAL/Delta Force Operator Commandos who can kill you through your monitor with a death stare.
 
Nah. Only 18 year old virgins claim to be 18 year old virgins on the internet.

Losers always claim to be Navy SEAL/Delta Force Operator Commandos who can kill you through your monitor with a death stare.

An 18 year old virgin on the intertubez declaring his virginity and profound knowledge of life is not a loser?

I don't know dude...
 
Ohh man! I never expected to see an I am a virgin thread on here.
 
Nah. Only 18 year old virgins claim to be 18 year old virgins on the internet.

Losers always claim to be Navy SEAL/Delta Force Operator Commandos who can kill you through your monitor with a death stare.

An 18 year old virgin on the intertubez declaring his virginity and profound knowledge of life is not a loser?

I don't know dude...

Oh, I misunderstood your point.

Yeah, definitely a loser.

But the nice thing about being 18 is that there is time to fix it before you turn into us.
 
Nah. Only 18 year old virgins claim to be 18 year old virgins on the internet.

Losers always claim to be Navy SEAL/Delta Force Operator Commandos who can kill you through your monitor with a death stare.

An 18 year old virgin on the intertubez declaring his virginity and profound knowledge of life is not a loser?

I don't know dude...

Oh, I misunderstood your point.

Yeah, definitely a loser.

But the nice thing about being 18 is that there is time to fix it before you turn into us.

Who's "us"?

I bang supermodels nightly, speak for yourself.
 
An 18 year old virgin on the intertubez declaring his virginity and profound knowledge of life is not a loser?

I don't know dude...

Oh, I misunderstood your point.

Yeah, definitely a loser.

But the nice thing about being 18 is that there is time to fix it before you turn into us.

Who's "us"?

I bang supermodels nightly, speak for yourself.

Yeah no shit. Between my Black Ops deployments and weekends at the Playboy mansion I'm surprised I can find time for this place. pfffft whatevaaaa!!!
 
An 18 year old virgin on the intertubez declaring his virginity and profound knowledge of life is not a loser?

I don't know dude...

Oh, I misunderstood your point.

Yeah, definitely a loser.

But the nice thing about being 18 is that there is time to fix it before you turn into us.

Who's "us"?

I bang supermodels nightly, speak for yourself.

Only when I import them to my private Island in the Caribbean that I winter on from November to January. From February to April, I am a professional cage fighter and Soldier of Fortune on the side. From April to July, I am busy running my Fortune 15 company. I only play Golf in August. In September to October I am a busy researching cures for cancer.

I take Febtober off.
 
Oh, I misunderstood your point.

Yeah, definitely a loser.

But the nice thing about being 18 is that there is time to fix it before you turn into us.

Who's "us"?

I bang supermodels nightly, speak for yourself.

Yeah no shit. Between my Black Ops deployments and weekends at the Playboy mansion I'm surprised I can find time for this place. pfffft whatevaaaa!!!

Sounds like we run in the same circles.

Do you know Tiffany?
 
Oh, I misunderstood your point.

Yeah, definitely a loser.

But the nice thing about being 18 is that there is time to fix it before you turn into us.

Who's "us"?

I bang supermodels nightly, speak for yourself.

Only when I import them to my private Island in the Caribbean that I winter on from November to January. From February to April, I am a professional cage fighter and Soldier of Fortune on the side. From April to July, I am busy running my Fortune 15 company. I only play Golf in August. In September to October I am a busy researching cures for cancer.

I take Febtober off.

:lol:
 
Oh, I misunderstood your point.

Yeah, definitely a loser.

But the nice thing about being 18 is that there is time to fix it before you turn into us.

Who's "us"?

I bang supermodels nightly, speak for yourself.

Only when I import them to my private Island in the Caribbean that I winter on from November to January. From February to April, I am a professional cage fighter and Soldier of Fortune on the side. From April to July, I am busy running my Fortune 15 company. I only play Golf in August. In September to October I am a busy researching cures for cancer.

I take Febtober off.

Gee, and all I do is captain a starship in the future.

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Who's "us"?

I bang supermodels nightly, speak for yourself.

Only when I import them to my private Island in the Caribbean that I winter on from November to January. From February to April, I am a professional cage fighter and Soldier of Fortune on the side. From April to July, I am busy running my Fortune 15 company. I only play Golf in August. In September to October I am a busy researching cures for cancer.

I take Febtober off.

:lol:

How dare you laugh, sir!

It's ******* true! I ******* swear!
 
The whole notion of "waiting until marriage" has got to be the most idiotic notion ever conceived.

Sex is such a crucial aspect of a marriage and everyone is born with an innate sex drive. Why in the hell would you wait until you entered into a legally binding obligation to see if everything was hunky-dory in the sack?

Actually your sex drive doesn't kick in until puberty (for a normal person)

So i guess what you are saying is you are 18 and have no sex drive. Gotcha. I was right you don't have pubic hair yet.
 
Only when I import them to my private Island in the Caribbean that I winter on from November to January. From February to April, I am a professional cage fighter and Soldier of Fortune on the side. From April to July, I am busy running my Fortune 15 company. I only play Golf in August. In September to October I am a busy researching cures for cancer.

I take Febtober off.

:lol:

How dare you laugh, sir!

It's ******* true! I ******* swear!

Right. And I bang supermodels nightly.

:lol:
 
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